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(Super-Bantamweight) The Hitchhiker XI defeated Mitt Romney 2012 by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Tuesday, January 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is The Hitchhiker XI!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Mitt Romney 2012!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

The Hitchhiker Xi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Hitchhiker Xi launches a pair of right combinations to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Romney 2012 belts The Hitchhiker Xi with a straight right to the chest.
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+Romney 2012 throws a series of glancing punches to the stomach! The Hitchhiker Xi gets mad!
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-The Hitchhiker Xi attempts a straight right to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 steps aside.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi smashes Romney 2012 with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2012 pummels The Hitchhiker Xi with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2012 hits The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 10 of 22 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 25 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 10-9


The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't want to stop fighting!

Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

The Hitchhiker Xi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Romney 2012 nails The Hitchhiker Xi with a nice right to the solar plexus! The Hitchhiker Xi grimaces in pain.
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+Romney 2012 thumps The Hitchhiker Xi with a barrage of punches to the ribs. The Hitchhiker Xi ignores it.
-The Hitchhiker Xi throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Romney 2012 hides behind his gloves.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Romney 2012 attacks with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Romney 2012 escapes.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Romney 2012 wallops The Hitchhiker Xi with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Romney 2012 throws a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Romney 2012 grazes The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi tosses a pair of painful shots to the ribs.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi pounds Romney 2012 with a volley of furious blows to the stomach. Romney 2012 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 11 of 25 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 25 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 20-18


The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't want to stop fighting!

Romney 2012 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

The Hitchhiker Xi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Hitchhiker Xi throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2012 lands a pair of commanding punches to the chest!!
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+The Hitchhiker Xi throws a series of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi probes with a left straight right to the ribs, but Romney 2012 steps aside and laughs.
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+Romney 2012 whacks The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest! The Hitchhiker Xi backpedals to his own corner.
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+Romney 2012 nails The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Romney 2012 solidly lands a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 10 of 26 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 22 of 25 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 30-27


The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't even want to rest!

Romney 2012 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

The Hitchhiker Xi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Romney 2012 belts The Hitchhiker Xi with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi tries a right roundhouse to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Romney 2012 rocks The Hitchhiker Xi with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Romney 2012 scores with a series of blows to the stomach!!
+Romney 2012 annoys The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. The Hitchhiker Xi shakes his head to clear it.
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+Romney 2012 throws a volley of punches to the chest.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi smacks Romney 2012 with a flurry of furious shots to the chest.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi pops Romney 2012 with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs. Romney 2012 shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 11 of 23 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 27 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 40-36


The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't even want to rest!

Romney 2012 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

The Hitchhiker Xi grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Hitchhiker Xi launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 steps aside and laughs.
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+Romney 2012 jolts The Hitchhiker Xi with a pair of furious punches to the ribs!
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+Romney 2012 hurts The Hitchhiker Xi with a series of heavy punches to the stomach. The Hitchhiker Xi shakes his head to clear it.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi hammers Romney 2012 with a pair of nasty shots to the ribs.
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Romney 2012 tries to attack, but The Hitchhiker Xi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Romney 2012 lands a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus!
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+The Hitchhiker Xi hits with a volley of solid punches to the ribs!
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+Romney 2012 fires a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 26 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 50-45


The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't even want to rest!

Romney 2012 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

The Hitchhiker Xi is brawling. (inside)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Hitchhiker Xi tosses a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi probes with a cross to the chest, but misses.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi suprises Romney 2012 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+The Hitchhiker Xi attacks with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi tries a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
-The Hitchhiker Xi launches a volley of blows to the ribs, but Romney 2012 ducks.
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+Romney 2012 scores with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs!
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+Romney 2012 throws a volley of mean punches to the stomach!!
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+Romney 2012 smacks The Hitchhiker Xi with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 15 of 33 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 22 of 24 punches.

The Hitchhiker XI won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 59-55


The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't even want to rest!

Romney 2012 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

The Hitchhiker Xi is brawling. (inside)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Hitchhiker Xi paws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 backs out of it.
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+Romney 2012 grazes The Hitchhiker Xi with a pair of light punches to the face. The Hitchhiker Xi doesn't seem bothered.
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+Romney 2012 attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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+Romney 2012 belts The Hitchhiker Xi with a glancing hook to the eye.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi clocks Romney 2012 with a mean jab to the chest.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi pokes Romney 2012 with a flurry of blows to the stomach. Romney 2012 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Romney 2012 nails The Hitchhiker Xi with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Romney 2012 tags The Hitchhiker Xi with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 16 of 35 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 33 of 33 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 69-64


The Hitchhiker Xi remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Romney 2012 is slowing down.



ROUND 8

The Hitchhiker Xi is brawling. (inside)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Romney 2012 grazes The Hitchhiker Xi with a mean sweeping right to the nose. The Hitchhiker Xi shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi backs up Romney 2012 with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Romney 2012 hits with a barrage of light punches to the head. The Hitchhiker Xi grimaces in pain.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi pokes Romney 2012 with a volley of blows to the ribs!
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+The Hitchhiker Xi tags Romney 2012 with a right to the ribs!! Romney 2012 seems wobbly!
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-The Hitchhiker Xi probes with a hook to the stomach, but Romney 2012 quickly backs away.
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+Romney 2012 tags The Hitchhiker Xi with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi throws a volley of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Romney 2012 drills The Hitchhiker Xi with a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 16 of 35 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 31 of 33 punches.

The Hitchhiker XI won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 78-74


The Hitchhiker Xi remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Romney 2012 looks exhausted.



ROUND 9

The Hitchhiker Xi is brawling. (inside)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Romney 2012 punches The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of hard punches to the face.
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+Romney 2012 lands a volley of punches to the nose.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi tries to land a series of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Romney 2012 nails The Hitchhiker Xi with a stiff jab to the mouth.
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+Romney 2012 whacks The Hitchhiker Xi with a series of nasty punches to the face.
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-The Hitchhiker Xi launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Romney 2012 blocks.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi throws a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+Romney 2012 throws a pair of hard punches to the temple.
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+The Hitchhiker Xi hammers Romney 2012 with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
+The Hitchhiker Xi jars Romney 2012 with a volley of solid punches to the solar plexus. Romney 2012 doesn't notice.
+Romney 2012 nails The Hitchhiker Xi with a flurry of blows to the temple.
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+Romney 2012 throws a roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Hitchhiker XI landed 18 of 31 punches, and Mitt Romney 2012 landed 33 of 34 punches.

The Hitchhiker XI won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 87-84


The Hitchhiker Xi remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Romney 2012 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 10

The Hitchhiker Xi throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-The Hitchhiker Xi tries a flurry of right uppercuts to the face, but fails to score.
+Romney 2012 thumps The Hitchhiker Xi with a stinging straight right to the head. The Hitchhiker Xi sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Hitchhiker Xi drills Romney 2012 with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
The Hitchhiker Xi lands a blood spattering punch in the nose and Romney 2012 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
The Hitchhiker XI wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Hitchhiker Xi grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Romney 2012 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 6: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 7: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 8: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 9: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 6: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 7: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 8: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 9: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 6: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 7: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 8: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9
Round 9: The Hitchhiker XI 10-9

The Hitchhiker XI wins by a knockout!