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(Light-Flyweight) The Spaghetti Problem defeated No Preservatives by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, January 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is No Preservatives!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 75 pounds (34 kilograms) is The Spaghetti Problem!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Problem connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
-Preservatives probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Problem blocks.
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-Preservatives lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Problem lands a light straight right to the face.
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+Preservatives hits with a flurry of glancing shots to the stomach. Problem doesn't seem bothered.
+Problem belts Preservatives with a powerful sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Problem strikes with a volley of strong punches to the nose. Preservatives hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Problem attacks with a series of light punches to the nose. Preservatives sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Problem throws a series of punches to the stomach. Preservatives sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Problem tags Preservatives with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Problem smacks Preservatives with a heavy left to the face.
+Problem strikes with a series of punches to the chin.
+Problem whacks Preservatives with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
-Preservatives lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Problem smashes Preservatives with a series of crosses to the ribs.
+Problem backs up Preservatives with a volley of hooks to the nose.
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-Preservatives launches a right right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Preservatives tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Problem quickly backs away.
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+Problem connects with a cross to the eye.
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+Preservatives tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 15 of 42 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 52 of 52 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 10-9


Preservatives doesn't want to stop fighting!

Problem doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

+Problem tosses a volley of punches to the nose. Preservatives sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Problem thumps Preservatives with a flurry of punches to the head. Preservatives doesn't seem bothered.
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-Preservatives launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Problem deftly avoits it.
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-Preservatives charges with a barrage of roundhouses to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Preservatives hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus!
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+Problem lands a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
+Problem connects with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Problem rocks Preservatives with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Problem pops Preservatives with a volley of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Problem hurts Preservatives with a volley of punches to the nose. Preservatives seems wobbly!
+Problem lands a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
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-Preservatives probes with a pair of roundhouses to the stomach, but Problem steps aside and laughs.
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+Problem catches Preservatives with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Problem takes charge with a powerful hook to the mouth.
+Preservatives backs up Problem with a volley of quick blows to the chest!
+Problem tags Preservatives with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Problem attacks with a solid right to the temple.
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+Problem attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Problem nails Preservatives with a volley of nice punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 18 of 39 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 49 of 49 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 20-18


Preservatives doesn't even want to rest!

Problem remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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-Preservatives probes with a volley of left uppercuts to the chest, but Problem ties him up.
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+Preservatives pummels Problem with a flurry of powerful shots to the stomach. Problem covers up.
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+Problem clocks Preservatives with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Preservatives throws a volley of strong roundhouses to the ribs. Problem doesn't seem bothered.
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-Preservatives tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Preservatives paws a pair of right crosses to the stomach, but Problem takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 14 of 42 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 8 of 8 punches.

No Preservatives won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 29-28


Preservatives doesn't even want to rest!

Problem remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Problem tattoos Preservatives with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Preservatives gets mad!
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+Problem nails Preservatives with a pair of vicious punches to the nose.
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+Problem rocks Preservatives with a pair of wild punches to the eye!! Preservatives gets mad!
+Problem hits Preservatives with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Preservatives paws a series of left uppercuts to the chest, but Problem takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Problem whacks Preservatives with a flurry of painful punches to the head. Preservatives seems wobbly!
+Problem throws a barrage of loud punches to the face.
-Preservatives lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Problem quickly backs away.
-Preservatives launches a right to the stomach, but Problem leaps aside.
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+Problem hammers Preservatives with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Problem hits Preservatives with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Problem punches Preservatives with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Preservatives hits Problem with a pair of glancing shots to the solar plexus!! Problem hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Preservatives catches Problem with a left to the solar plexus. Problem seems wobbly!
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-Preservatives attempts a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Problem hides behind his gloves.
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+Preservatives throws a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Preservatives lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Problem leaps aside.
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+Problem grazes Preservatives with a stinging straight right to the face. Preservatives is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 16 of 42 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 58 of 62 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 39-37


Preservatives doesn't even want to rest!

Problem grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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-Preservatives attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Problem tosses a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Preservatives retreats to the far corner.
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-Preservatives attacks with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Preservatives backs up Problem with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach!!
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-Preservatives lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Preservatives rocks Problem with a pair of mean roundhouses to the chest.
-Preservatives fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Problem backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 11 of 41 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 8 of 8 punches.

No Preservatives won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 48-47


Preservatives remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Problem grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Problem hurts Preservatives with a powerful jab to the head.
-Preservatives tries to land a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Problem ducks just in time.
+Preservatives punches Problem with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Problem hits with a furious straight right to the chin!
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+Problem tosses a solid jab to the head. Preservatives seems wobbly!
+Problem jolts Preservatives with a pair of hooks to the jaw.
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+Problem whacks Preservatives with a straight right to the temple!
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-Preservatives launches a volley of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Preservatives launches a barrage of right crosses to the ribs, but misses.
-Preservatives attempts a pair of left roundhouses to the ribs, but misses.
+Problem tags Preservatives with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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+Preservatives connects with a series of uppercuts to the solar plexus.
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+Problem annoys Preservatives with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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+Problem jars Preservatives with a volley of punches to the head. Preservatives beats a hasty retreat.
+Problem catches Preservatives with a volley of solid punches to the mouth. Preservatives retreats to the far corner.
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+Problem fires a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Problem backs up Preservatives with a roundhouse to the chin!! Preservatives hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Problem fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Problem solidly lands a volley of solid punches to the stomach. Preservatives quickly recovers.
+Problem hurts Preservatives with a series of hooks to the eye. Preservatives doesn't notice.
+Problem rocks Preservatives with a stiff roundhouse to the solar plexus. Preservatives sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 15 of 41 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 53 of 60 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 58-56


Preservatives remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Problem is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Preservatives hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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+Preservatives shakes Problem with a pair of shots to the ribs.
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-Preservatives tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Problem takes it in the forearms.
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+Problem catches Preservatives with a pair of punches to the head. Preservatives hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Preservatives throws a barrage of hooks to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Preservatives probes with a volley of right uppercuts to the stomach, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 13 of 43 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 8 of 8 punches.

No Preservatives won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 67-66


Preservatives remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Problem is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Problem hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Preservatives throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Preservatives launches a series of right roundhouses to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Problem tosses a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.
-Preservatives attacks with a right to the chest, but Problem beats a hasty retreat.
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+Problem pokes Preservatives with a pair of punches to the temple. Preservatives doesn't notice.
+Preservatives suprises Problem with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Problem hits with a furious right to the mouth!!
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+Problem pummels Preservatives with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Preservatives ignores it.
+Preservatives pummels Problem with a volley of off balance uppercuts to the ribs.
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-Preservatives attacks with a right blow to the stomach, but Problem covers himself well.
+Preservatives hits Problem with a right to the ribs.
+Problem nails Preservatives with a series of stiff punches to the face.
+Problem jolts Preservatives with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Problem hits with a barrage of hard punches to the chest.
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+Problem clocks Preservatives with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Preservatives launches a series of right blows to the chest, but Problem steps aside and laughs.
+Problem pokes Preservatives with a strong straight right to the chin.
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+Problem pokes Preservatives with a volley of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 17 of 40 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 57 of 59 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 77-75


Preservatives remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Problem is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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-Preservatives throws a barrage of shots to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Preservatives fires a volley of blows to the chin. Problem beats a hasty retreat.
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-Preservatives probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Problem steps aside and laughs.
+Preservatives rocks Problem with a barrage of solid uppercuts to the nose!!
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-Preservatives attempts a pair of left shots to the face, but Problem hides behind his gloves.
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+Problem stuns Preservatives with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Preservatives paws a barrage of left crosses to the jaw, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 13 of 39 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 8 of 8 punches.

No Preservatives won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 86-85


Preservatives remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Problem is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Problem smashes Preservatives with a flurry of punches to the face. Preservatives asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Problem probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Preservatives escapes.
-Preservatives throws a left punch to the head, but fails to score.
+Problem grazes Preservatives with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Problem fires a series of loud punches to the head.
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-Preservatives fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Preservatives charges with a pair of left crosses to the nose, but Problem beats a hasty retreat.
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+Preservatives throws a powerful hook to the head.
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+Preservatives throws a series of punches to the nose. Problem doesn't notice.
+Problem pounds Preservatives with a stinging left to the eye.
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-Preservatives attacks with a volley of uppercuts to the chin, but Problem steps aside and laughs.
+Problem jars Preservatives with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Problem hurts Preservatives with a series of vicious punches to the mouth. Preservatives is hurt!
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+Problem wakes up the fans with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs!
+Preservatives clocks Problem with a shot to the temple. Problem doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 15 of 38 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 56 of 56 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 96-94


Preservatives grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Problem is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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+Problem tags Preservatives with a shot to the nose.
+Preservatives nails Problem with a flurry of mean hooks to the nose!!
-Preservatives fires a right to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Preservatives throws a volley of right hooks to the temple, but Problem backs out of it.
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+Preservatives hits with a series of punches to the face.
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-Preservatives tries a jab to the mouth, but Problem covers himself well.
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-Preservatives paws a volley of left shots to the temple, but Problem deftly avoits it.
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-Preservatives launches a barrage of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 14 of 38 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 7 of 9 punches.

No Preservatives won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 105-104


Preservatives grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Problem is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Preservatives throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Problem backpedals and jabs.

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-Preservatives charges with a pair of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
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+Problem grazes Preservatives with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Problem grazes Preservatives with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
-Preservatives attacks with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Problem suprises Preservatives with a barrage of vicious uppercuts to the ribs.
+Preservatives belts Problem with a flurry of glancing roundhouses to the mouth. Problem is hurt!
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-Problem attempts a straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Preservatives lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Problem throws a pair of strong blows to the jaw.
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+Problem clocks Preservatives with a barrage of punches to the temple!
-Preservatives tries a right right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Problem fires a nasty cross to the eye.
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-Preservatives launches a series of shots to the head, but misses.
+Problem throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chest. Preservatives quickly recovers.
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+Problem fires a series of wild punches to the head.
+Problem lands a flurry of stiff punches to the nose!
+Preservatives hits with a mean roundhouse to the face. Problem doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

No Preservatives landed 16 of 39 punches, and The Spaghetti Problem landed 44 of 59 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 115-113


Preservatives grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Problem looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 2: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 3: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 4: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 5: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 6: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 7: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 8: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 9: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 10: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 11: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 12: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9

Total Score: The Spaghetti Problem 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 2: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 3: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 4: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 5: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 6: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 7: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 8: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 9: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 10: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 11: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 12: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9

Total Score: The Spaghetti Problem 115-113


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 2: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 3: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 4: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 5: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 6: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 7: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 8: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 9: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 10: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 11: No Preservatives 10-9
Round 12: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9

Total Score: The Spaghetti Problem 115-113

The Spaghetti Problem wins by decision!