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(Super-Middleweight) Michelle the "Mincer" defeated The Slinky by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Friday, January 25, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Michelle the "Mincer"!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is The Slinky!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

-Mincer attacks with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Slinky escapes.
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-Mincer fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Slinky quickly backs away.
-Mincer attempts a flurry of right punches to the face, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
-Mincer tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Mincer attacks with a series of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Mincer probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slinky stays away from it.
-Mincer tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Slinky covers himself well.
+Mincer belts Slinky with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin. Slinky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mincer thumps Slinky with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye. Slinky seems wobbly!
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+Slinky throws a volley of nice punches to the eye.
-Mincer throws a volley of right punches to the head, but Slinky quickly backs away.
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+Mincer drills Slinky with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose. Slinky hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Mincer annoys Slinky with a series of punches to the head! Slinky doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 18 of 55 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 10-9


Mincer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer charges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Slinky blocks.
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-Mincer charges with a right jab to the face, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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-Mincer throws a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Slinky wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Mincer annoys Slinky with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Slinky asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Mincer rocks Slinky with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Mincer lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Mincer grazes Slinky with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Mincer throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Slinky leaps aside.
-Mincer throws a jab to the solar plexus, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 17 of 54 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 20-18


Mincer doesn't even want to rest!

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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-Mincer attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Mincer launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses.
-Mincer charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Mincer fires a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mincer smacks Slinky with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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-Mincer probes with a series of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Slinky thumps Mincer with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Mincer attacks with a stinging straight right to the jaw.
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-Mincer tries to land a pair of punches to the jaw, but Slinky backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 14 of 49 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 9 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 30-27


Mincer doesn't even want to rest!

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer throws a left cross to the temple, but Slinky steps aside.
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-Mincer probes with a right right to the solar plexus, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
+Mincer hits with a pair of hard punches to the eye. Slinky gets mad!
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+Mincer punches Slinky with a vicious jab to the ribs.
+Slinky jolts Mincer with a flurry of stiff blows to the eye.
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-Mincer attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Slinky blocks.
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-Mincer throws a pair of blows to the temple, but Slinky stays away from it.
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-Mincer charges with a barrage of right shots to the face, but Slinky takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 17 of 49 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 40-36


Mincer doesn't even want to rest!

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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+Mincer slams Slinky with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
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-Mincer probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Slinky takes it in the forearms.
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-Mincer throws a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Mincer attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Slinky covers himself well.
-Mincer lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Mincer tries a left hook to the face, but Slinky ducks just in time.
+Mincer jars Slinky with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Mincer paws a left jab to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer tries to land a jab to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Mincer tries to land a left jab to the chest, but Slinky steps aside.
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+Slinky thumps Mincer with a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Mincer strikes with a flurry of shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 14 of 52 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 50-45


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer lashes out with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Slinky leaps aside.
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+Mincer hits with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Mincer throws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Mincer paws a pair of shots to the head, but to no avail.
+Slinky hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Mincer attacks with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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-Mincer attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mincer tags Slinky with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Mincer probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Mincer throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but Slinky leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 13 of 51 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 60-54


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer attacks with a straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Mincer throws a jab to the face.
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-Mincer attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Slinky connects with a pair of nasty blows to the mouth.
-Mincer attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slinky quickly backs away.
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-Mincer paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Slinky leaps aside.
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-Mincer lashes out with a barrage of blows to the head, but Slinky stays away from it.
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+Mincer catches Slinky with a volley of punches to the temple. Slinky laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 10 of 43 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 70-63


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Slinky leaps aside.
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+Mincer staggers Slinky with a strong jab to the face.
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+Slinky hits Mincer with a barrage of painful blows to the face. Mincer laughs!
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-Mincer tries a straight right to the mouth, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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-Mincer charges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Mincer throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Mincer attempts a series of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 10 of 39 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 80-72


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Mincer covers up.
Slinky covers up.

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+Mincer pokes Slinky with a flurry of heavy blows to the eye!
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-Mincer probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but Slinky covers himself well.
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-Mincer lunges with a jab to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Mincer hits with Slinky with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Mincer attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but misses.
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+Slinky hits with a volley of punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 6 of 24 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

The Slinky won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 89-82


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Mincer covers up.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Slinky escapes.
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+Slinky catches Mincer with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus. Mincer ignores it.
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-Mincer probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Slinky steps aside.
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-Mincer attempts a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Slinky steps aside.
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+Mincer annoys Slinky with a volley of painful blows to the ribs. Slinky gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 6 of 25 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

The Slinky won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 98-92


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Mincer covers up.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer lashes out with a left right to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Mincer suprises Slinky with a furious hook to the eye.
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+Slinky grazes Mincer with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
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-Mincer lashes out with a series of shots to the eye, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 6 of 23 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 9 punches.

The Slinky won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 107-102


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Mincer covers up.
Slinky covers up.

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-Mincer launches a series of shots to the head, but Slinky steps aside.
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-Mincer tries a pair of blows to the jaw, but Slinky beats a hasty retreat.
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-Mincer attempts a pair of right shots to the eye, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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+Mincer smacks Slinky with a stiff right to the temple.
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+Slinky nails Mincer with a barrage of powerful shots to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Michelle the "Mincer" landed 6 of 25 punches, and The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches.

The Slinky won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 116-112


Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: The Slinky 10-9
Round 10: The Slinky 10-9
Round 11: The Slinky 10-9
Round 12: The Slinky 10-9

Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: The Slinky 10-9
Round 10: The Slinky 10-9
Round 11: The Slinky 10-9
Round 12: The Slinky 10-9

Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 116-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: The Slinky 10-9
Round 10: The Slinky 10-9
Round 11: The Slinky 10-9
Round 12: The Slinky 10-9

Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 116-112

Michelle the "Mincer" wins by decision!