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(Super-Featherweight) Slim Salamander II defeated John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, January 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is Slim Salamander II!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slim launches a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Slim covers himself well.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Slim ties him up.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Slim wallops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Slim wallops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes grimaces in pain.
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+Slim hits with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 30 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 23 of 32 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 10-9


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Slim ties him up.
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+Slim takes charge with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Slim hits with a volley of strong blows to the ribs.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim smacks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of vicious punches to the mouth. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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-Slim charges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes backs out of it.
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+Slim smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a right right to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Slim thumps Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the mouth. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 33 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 24 of 31 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 20-18


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Slim paws a left straight right to the head, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a sweeping right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Slim attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a right to the chest, but falls short.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Slim annoys Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a stiff roundhouse to the eye.
+Slim fires a heavy right to the chin.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim scores with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slim lands a volley of stiff punches to the temple. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 33 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 22 of 31 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 30-27


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slim connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the jaw.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Slim deftly avoits it.
-Slim lunges with a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Slim beats a hasty retreat.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a volley of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slim hits with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Slim probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes takes it in the forearms.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Slim ties him up.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Slim fires a volley of punches to the head.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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+Slim smashes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 34 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 23 of 31 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 40-36


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slim tattoos Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of punches to the head.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim lands a series of solid shots to the eye!
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Slim leaps aside.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits with Slim with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Slim ducks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Slim hits with a jab to the nose. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes is hurt!
-Slim lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hides behind his gloves.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a left uppercut to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Slim covers himself well.
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-Slim lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 30 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 22 of 33 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 50-45


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim comes out fighting.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Slim ducks just in time.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Slim ducks just in time.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Slim beats a hasty retreat.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 34 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 6 of 8 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 60-54


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Slim charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Slim hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes ignores it.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a pair of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Slim throws a volley of painful punches to the nose!
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Slim beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim staggers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of punches to the head.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Slim hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 33 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 25 of 32 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 70-63


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slim jars Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of heavy shots to the nose.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a volley of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Slim pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
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+Slim backs up Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Slim punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 35 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 21 of 31 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 80-72


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim comes out fighting.

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+Slim hits with a mean uppercut to the temple. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes his head to clear it.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Slim beats a hasty retreat.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a pair of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Slim blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 32 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 6 of 7 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 90-81


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Slim clocks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a loud uppercut to the jaw.
-Slim lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Slim clocks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a mean roundhouse to the chest.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Slim tosses a pair of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Slim throws a left straight right to the chin, but misses completely.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but Slim covers himself well.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Slim pounds Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 33 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 22 of 32 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 100-90


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slim doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Slim throws a series of light punches to the jaw. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes grimaces in pain.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slim backs out of it.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Slim nails Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a cross to the jaw.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slim pummels Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of punches to the chin!
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-Slim tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a hook to the ribs, but Slim backs out of it.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 34 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 22 of 31 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 110-99


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Slim annoys Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a series of stinging blows to the chin.
Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Slim tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but Slim ducks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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+Slim strikes with a barrage of light punches to the temple!
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+Slim whacks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
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+Slim attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Slim charges with a right to the face, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes escapes.
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+Slim punches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of hard blows to the mouth.
-Slim lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes ducks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of shots to the chest, but Slim escapes.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a right jab to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Slim hides behind his gloves.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 1 of 30 punches, and Slim Salamander II landed 24 of 31 punches.

Slim Salamander II won the round 10-9

Slim Salamander II is winning the fight 120-108


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 2: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 3: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 4: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 5: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 6: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 7: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 8: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 9: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 10: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 11: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 12: Slim Salamander II 10-9

Total Score: Slim Salamander II 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 2: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 3: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 4: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 5: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 6: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 7: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 8: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 9: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 10: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 11: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 12: Slim Salamander II 10-9

Total Score: Slim Salamander II 120-108


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 2: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 3: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 4: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 5: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 6: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 7: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 8: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 9: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 10: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 11: Slim Salamander II 10-9
Round 12: Slim Salamander II 10-9

Total Score: Slim Salamander II 120-108

Slim Salamander II wins by decision!