Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\872740.htm on local disk...(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) Purple Handed Pants Pisser defeated Dodgeball 2012 by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Sunday, January 13, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 284 pounds (129 kilograms) is Dodgeball 2012!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Pisser probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but Dodgeball ducks.
+Pisser jolts Dodgeball with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Pisser lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Pisser throws a pair of blows to the chest, but Dodgeball escapes.
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+Dodgeball punches Pisser with a glancing roundhouse to the temple.
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-Pisser probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball punches Pisser with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Pisser doesn't notice.
Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dodgeball hits with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw! Pisser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Pisser throws a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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+Dodgeball lands a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Pisser covers up.
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+Dodgeball lands a barrage of blows to the temple. Pisser falls against the ropes!
+Dodgeball drills Pisser with a series of light blows to the mouth. Pisser laughs!
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 13 of 30 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 34 of 35 punches.
Dodgeball 2012 won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 10-9
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodgeball doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dodgeball pounds Pisser with a pair of nice shots to the jaw.
-Pisser probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dodgeball deftly avoits it.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pisser lunges with a series of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Pisser slams Dodgeball with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dodgeball annoys Pisser with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball catches Pisser with a pair of stinging punches to the eye. Pisser grimaces in pain.
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-Pisser launches a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dodgeball escapes.
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+Dodgeball hits with a series of furious punches to the temple.
+Pisser fires a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 14 of 34 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 31 of 31 punches.
Dodgeball 2012 won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 20-18
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dodgeball doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Pisser jolts Dodgeball with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach! Dodgeball ignores it.
-Pisser tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Dodgeball slams Pisser with a series of hard punches to the nose.
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+Pisser jars Dodgeball with a jab to the stomach.
+Pisser takes charge with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
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+Dodgeball smashes Pisser with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
+Dodgeball drills Pisser with a series of punches to the nose! Pisser doesn't notice.
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+Dodgeball punches Pisser with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. Pisser quickly recovers.
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+Dodgeball throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Dodgeball pummels Pisser with a series of punches to the jaw. Pisser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Pisser tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Pisser lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 18 of 38 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 32 of 32 punches.
Dodgeball 2012 won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 30-27
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
Dodgeball remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dodgeball slams Pisser with a volley of quick blows to the eye.
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+Dodgeball strikes with a strong jab to the temple.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dodgeball tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pisser tags Dodgeball with a series of strong blows to the chest.
+Dodgeball scores with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
-Pisser attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dodgeball annoys Pisser with a left to the eye!
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-Pisser probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Pisser smashes Dodgeball with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Pisser attacks with a series of hard punches to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 13 of 32 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 25 of 32 punches.
Dodgeball 2012 won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 40-36
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
Dodgeball remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
+Dodgeball belts Pisser with a series of hard punches to the mouth. Pisser doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pisser lashes out with a right uppercut to the stomach, but Dodgeball leaps aside.
+Dodgeball hits with a flurry of furious punches to the nose!!
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-Pisser paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dodgeball tosses a pair of shots to the mouth. Pisser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dodgeball punches Pisser with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
-Pisser lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Dodgeball annoys Pisser with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
+Dodgeball tags Pisser with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Pisser launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dodgeball beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pisser attacks with a glancing uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Pisser slams Dodgeball with a series of mean shots to the solar plexus.
+Pisser tosses a pair of light shots to the chest.
-Pisser lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Pisser shakes Dodgeball with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 16 of 40 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 31 of 31 punches.
Dodgeball 2012 won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 50-45
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodgeball grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Pisser throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Dodgeball hurts Pisser with a series of powerful punches to the face! Pisser gets mad!
-Pisser throws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dodgeball jolts Pisser with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
+Dodgeball smacks Pisser with a pair of stinging punches to the temple!
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+Dodgeball hits with a series of wild punches to the face. Pisser seems wobbly!
+Pisser pops Dodgeball with a pair of heavy blows to the solar plexus!
+Dodgeball jars Pisser with a series of blows to the chin.
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-Pisser charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dodgeball deftly avoits it.
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+Dodgeball throws a barrage of loud blows to the nose.
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+Dodgeball scores with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Pisser takes charge with a volley of commanding shots to the ribs. Dodgeball retreats to the far corner.
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-Pisser throws a series of blows to the ribs, but Dodgeball ties him up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 16 of 38 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 31 of 31 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 60-55
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodgeball is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
Dodgeball stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Dodgeball catches Pisser with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
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+Pisser wakes up the fans with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Dodgeball jars Pisser with a commanding jab to the nose. Pisser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Pisser hits with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
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-Pisser tries a series of left punches to the chest, but Dodgeball hides behind his gloves.
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-Pisser probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Dodgeball takes it in the forearms.
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-Pisser attacks with a right to the solar plexus, but Dodgeball quickly backs away.
+Pisser tattoos Dodgeball with a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
+Dodgeball punches Pisser with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth!!
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-Pisser probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Dodgeball ducks.
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+Dodgeball tags Pisser with a series of punches to the nose.
+Dodgeball drills Pisser with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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+Dodgeball thumps Pisser with a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 17 of 41 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 33 of 33 punches.
Dodgeball 2012 won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 70-64
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodgeball is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Pisser launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dodgeball stays away from it.
-Pisser attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Dodgeball hammers Pisser with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Dodgeball jars Pisser with a volley of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Pisser tries a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Dodgeball slams Pisser with a pair of powerful shots to the chin.
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+Dodgeball pops Pisser with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. Pisser backpedals to his own corner.
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+Pisser throws a barrage of blows to the stomach. Dodgeball asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Pisser nails Dodgeball with a mean hook to the stomach.
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+Pisser belts Dodgeball with a nice straight right to the ribs. Dodgeball ignores it.
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-Pisser lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 16 of 43 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 25 of 26 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 79-74
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodgeball is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Pisser suprises Dodgeball with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Pisser fires a volley of glancing blows to the chest. Dodgeball is hurt!
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+Dodgeball smacks Pisser with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Dodgeball tattoos Pisser with a volley of punches to the nose!
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+Pisser lands a barrage of commanding blows to the stomach. Dodgeball sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Pisser lunges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dodgeball ducks just in time.
-Pisser tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dodgeball ducks just in time.
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+Dodgeball attacks with a jab to the nose. Pisser quickly recovers.
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-Pisser throws a series of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 18 of 40 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 23 of 24 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 88-84
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dodgeball is slowing down.
ROUND 10
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Pisser lashes out with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
+Pisser suprises Dodgeball with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Dodgeball ignores it.
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+Dodgeball annoys Pisser with a barrage of punches to the temple!
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-Pisser lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Dodgeball blocks.
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-Pisser throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Pisser shakes Dodgeball with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Dodgeball smashes Pisser with a volley of furious punches to the temple!
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
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+Dodgeball annoys Pisser with a flurry of punches to the eye. Pisser doesn't notice.
-Pisser attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dodgeball ducks just in time.
+Dodgeball catches Pisser with a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Dodgeball catches Pisser with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 16 of 35 punches, and Dodgeball 2012 landed 24 of 26 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
Dodgeball 2012 is winning the fight 97-94
Pisser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dodgeball is slowing down.
ROUND 11
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Dodgeball is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Pisser suprises Dodgeball with a volley of hard roundhouses to the jaw.
Pisser lands a mighty right haymaker and Dodgeball drops like a stone!!
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Dodgeball struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pisser annoys Dodgeball with a right to the face.
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+Dodgeball smashes Pisser with a pair of stinging punches to the chin!
+Pisser catches Dodgeball with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Pisser lunges with a right right to the mouth, but Dodgeball narrowly avoids it
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-Pisser charges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dodgeball beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pisser probes with a volley of right blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Pisser hits Dodgeball with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
Pisser lands a mighty haymaker and Dodgeball is knocked off his feet!!
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Dodgeball struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dodgeball punches Pisser with a right to the jaw.
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+Pisser lands a hook to the chin.
+Dodgeball grazes Pisser with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Pisser attacks with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Dodgeball hits with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Pisser paws a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but misses.
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+Pisser hits Dodgeball with a series of strong shots to the mouth!! Dodgeball doesn't notice.
Pisser lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Dodgeball is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Purple Handed Pants Pisser wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Pisser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dodgeball looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 2: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 3: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 4: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 5: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 6: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 7: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 8: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 9: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 10: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 2: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 3: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 4: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 5: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 8: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 9: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 10: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 2: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 3: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 4: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 5: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 6: Dodgeball 2012 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 9: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 10: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Purple Handed Pants Pisser wins by a knockout!
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