Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\872720.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman defeated Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Wednesday, January 16, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Lizard King wallops I'm Just Big Boned with a hard straight right to the ribs.
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+The Lizard King tags I'm Just Big Boned with a series of nice punches to the mouth!
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+I'm Just Big Boned hits with a commanding cross to the chest. The Lizard King backpedals to his own corner.
The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I'm Just Big Boned rocks The Lizard King with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-I'm Just Big Boned lunges with a uppercut to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-I'm Just Big Boned tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-I'm Just Big Boned fires a series of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+The Lizard King scores with a pair of light punches to the temple.
+The Lizard King lands a stinging right to the face.
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+The Lizard King fires a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+The Lizard King lands a glancing right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 11 of 23 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 33 of 33 punches.
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 10-9
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Lizard King doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Lizard King tosses a pair of shots to the stomach! I'm Just Big Boned doesn't seem bothered.
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-I'm Just Big Boned attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but The Lizard King blocks.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Lizard King backs up I'm Just Big Boned with a jab to the nose. I'm Just Big Boned sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Lizard King pops I'm Just Big Boned with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs.
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+I'm Just Big Boned throws a series of shots to the chest.
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-I'm Just Big Boned paws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
+The Lizard King throws a flurry of solid punches to the stomach. I'm Just Big Boned grimaces in pain.
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+The Lizard King whacks I'm Just Big Boned with a off balance jab to the mouth!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 8 of 25 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 31 of 31 punches.
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 20-18
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Lizard King doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
+The Lizard King lands a flurry of punches to the eye. I'm Just Big Boned retreats to the far corner.
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+The Lizard King wallops I'm Just Big Boned with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Lizard King takes charge with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+The Lizard King attacks with a series of shots to the eye.
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-I'm Just Big Boned lunges with a volley of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-I'm Just Big Boned tries to land a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Lizard King steps aside.
The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
+I'm Just Big Boned punches The Lizard King with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
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+The Lizard King punches I'm Just Big Boned with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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-I'm Just Big Boned throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 10 of 23 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 31 of 32 punches.
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 30-27
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't even want to rest!
The Lizard King remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Lizard King fires a volley of shots to the chin.
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+The Lizard King jars I'm Just Big Boned with a flurry of stiff shots to the chin.
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+The Lizard King shakes I'm Just Big Boned with a pair of punches to the ribs!
+The Lizard King slams I'm Just Big Boned with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach!
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-I'm Just Big Boned probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I'm Just Big Boned jars The Lizard King with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I'm Just Big Boned paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+The Lizard King strikes with a wild straight right to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 8 of 23 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 29 of 32 punches.
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 40-36
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't even want to rest!
The Lizard King grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 5
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-I'm Just Big Boned throws a series of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I'm Just Big Boned launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but The Lizard King ducks just in time.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I'm Just Big Boned tries a left to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Lizard King tosses a series of loud punches to the chin. I'm Just Big Boned quickly recovers.
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+I'm Just Big Boned smacks The Lizard King with a pair of punches to the ribs. The Lizard King shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 8 of 23 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 7 of 8 punches.
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 49-46
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't even want to rest!
The Lizard King grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 6
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
-I'm Just Big Boned tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Lizard King narrowly avoids it
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+The Lizard King throws a series of quick punches to the chin.
+The Lizard King pounds I'm Just Big Boned with a series of punches to the nose.
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-I'm Just Big Boned paws a hook to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-I'm Just Big Boned paws a series of punches to the chest, but The Lizard King takes it in the forearms.
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+The Lizard King slams I'm Just Big Boned with a volley of hard shots to the solar plexus.
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+The Lizard King shakes I'm Just Big Boned with a volley of light punches to the head.
+The Lizard King jolts I'm Just Big Boned with a flurry of stinging blows to the nose. I'm Just Big Boned grimaces in pain.
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+I'm Just Big Boned backs up The Lizard King with a jab to the ribs!! The Lizard King doesn't notice.
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+The Lizard King tosses a barrage of light punches to the ribs. I'm Just Big Boned grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 8 of 25 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 31 of 31 punches.
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 59-55
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't even want to rest!
The Lizard King grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 7
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+I'm Just Big Boned belts The Lizard King with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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+The Lizard King hurts I'm Just Big Boned with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
-I'm Just Big Boned tries a left roundhouse to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-I'm Just Big Boned lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I'm Just Big Boned throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 8 of 25 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 7 of 8 punches.
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 68-65
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't even want to rest!
The Lizard King grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 8
I'm Just Big Boned grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
The Lizard King is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-I'm Just Big Boned attempts a left right to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+The Lizard King hits with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+I'm Just Big Boned jars The Lizard King with a stinging roundhouse to the ribs.
-I'm Just Big Boned attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+I'm Just Big Boned tags The Lizard King with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-I'm Just Big Boned paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Lizard King covers himself well.
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The Lizard King tries to attack, but I'm Just Big Boned hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 7 of 25 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 7 of 9 punches.
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 77-75
I'm Just Big Boned doesn't even want to rest!
The Lizard King grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 9
I'm Just Big Boned is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Lizard King connects with a pair of loud shots to the temple.
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+The Lizard King connects with a volley of hard punches to the head.
+I'm Just Big Boned annoys The Lizard King with a hard roundhouse to the jaw.
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+I'm Just Big Boned stuns The Lizard King with a volley of strong shots to the jaw.
I'm Just Big Boned lands a beautiful left punch in the nose and The Lizard King is flattened!!
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The Lizard King struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Lizard King smashes I'm Just Big Boned with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+The Lizard King shakes I'm Just Big Boned with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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+I'm Just Big Boned throws a volley of quick punches to the mouth. The Lizard King hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
I'm Just Big Boned lands a bone crushing right cross to the jaw and The Lizard King staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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The Lizard King struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-I'm Just Big Boned lunges with a volley of right roundhouses to the face, but The Lizard King takes it in the forearms.
+The Lizard King annoys I'm Just Big Boned with a series of punches to the chin.
The Lizard King lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and I'm Just Big Boned falls to the canvas!!
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I'm Just Big Boned struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-I'm Just Big Boned launches a flurry of right blows to the head, but The Lizard King deftly avoits it.
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+The Lizard King tosses a pair of wild punches to the head.
+The Lizard King fires a off balance right to the head.
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+I'm Just Big Boned lands a pair of powerful hooks to the face.
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+The Lizard King backs up I'm Just Big Boned with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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-I'm Just Big Boned attempts a series of punches to the head, but The Lizard King backs out of it.
+I'm Just Big Boned throws a barrage of stinging shots to the chin.
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+The Lizard King punches I'm Just Big Boned with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+I'm Just Big Boned punches The Lizard King with a barrage of light uppercuts to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman landed 15 of 33 punches, and Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones landed 32 of 32 punches.
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman won the round 10-9
Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones is winning the fight 86-85
I'm Just Big Boned remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Lizard King is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 10
I'm Just Big Boned is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Lizard King is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+I'm Just Big Boned lands a volley of glancing hooks to the temple.
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-I'm Just Big Boned attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-I'm Just Big Boned charges with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Lizard King lands a volley of punches to the head. I'm Just Big Boned sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The Lizard King attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. I'm Just Big Boned retreats to the far corner.
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+I'm Just Big Boned catches The Lizard King with a hook to the head!
I'm Just Big Boned lands a ferocious haymaker and The Lizard King goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
I'm Just Big Boned grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Lizard King looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 2: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 3: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 4: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 5: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 7: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 2: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 3: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 4: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 5: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 7: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 2: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 3: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 4: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 5: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 6: Ignatious "The Lizard King" Jones 10-9
Round 7: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 8: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Round 9: Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman 10-9
Eric "I'm just big boned" Cartman wins by a knockout!
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