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(Super-Welterweight) Buttkiss Balboa defeated Harry Slammer by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Thursday, January 17, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Buttkiss Balboa!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 148 pounds (67 kilograms) is Harry Slammer!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Balboa is using the ring. (using the ring)
Slammer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Slammer launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Balboa lands a pair of furious blows to the nose.
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-Slammer attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balboa grazes Slammer with a flurry of wild punches to the face. Slammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Balboa throws a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Balboa attempts a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Slammer steps aside.
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+Balboa wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
+Balboa annoys Slammer with a right to the nose. Slammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balboa shakes Slammer with a series of punches to the nose.
+Slammer throws a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buttkiss Balboa landed 23 of 33 punches, and Harry Slammer landed 10 of 24 punches.

Buttkiss Balboa won the round 10-9

Buttkiss Balboa is winning the fight 10-9


Balboa doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slammer doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Balboa comes out fighting.
Slammer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Balboa hits with a strong hook to the stomach.
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Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slammer attacks with a volley of painful punches to the chest.
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+Balboa clocks Slammer with a flurry of glancing blows to the mouth.
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+Balboa hits Slammer with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slammer attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Balboa grazes Slammer with a flurry of blows to the chin!!
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+Balboa staggers Slammer with a commanding uppercut to the head.
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+Balboa throws a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Balboa probes with a left straight right to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Slammer tries to land a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Balboa ties him up.
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+Slammer annoys Balboa with a flurry of commanding shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buttkiss Balboa landed 27 of 30 punches, and Harry Slammer landed 10 of 24 punches.

Buttkiss Balboa won the round 10-9

Buttkiss Balboa is winning the fight 20-18


Balboa doesn't even want to rest!

Slammer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Balboa comes out fighting.
Slammer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slammer attempts a straight right to the ribs, but Balboa hides behind his gloves.
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+Balboa catches Slammer with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Slammer belts Balboa with a barrage of nasty shots to the ribs.
+Balboa tags Slammer with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
-Slammer attempts a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slammer rocks Balboa with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Balboa connects with a series of stiff shots to the ribs.
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Balboa tries to attack, but Slammer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balboa hits with a flurry of shots to the eye.
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+Balboa fires a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Buttkiss Balboa landed 23 of 32 punches, and Harry Slammer landed 10 of 23 punches.

Buttkiss Balboa won the round 10-9

Buttkiss Balboa is winning the fight 30-27


Balboa remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slammer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Balboa comes out fighting.
Slammer is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Slammer shakes Balboa with a series of loud shots to the jaw. Balboa doesn't notice.
Slammer lands a brutal smash to the jaw and Balboa is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Balboa struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Balboa attacks with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
-Slammer charges with a shot to the chin, but Balboa quickly backs away.
+Slammer hits with a pair of commanding uppercuts to the head.
-Slammer probes with a series of left shots to the mouth, but Balboa hides behind his gloves.
+Balboa solidly lands a series of glancing crosses to the nose.
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-Slammer tries a series of right crosses to the nose, but Balboa blocks.
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+Balboa smacks Slammer with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Slammer hits Balboa with a flurry of stinging blows to the nose.
+Balboa throws a barrage of nasty punches to the nose!!
+Balboa attacks with a pair of solid shots to the temple.
Balboa lands a blood spattering right blow to the temple and Slammer falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Buttkiss Balboa wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Balboa grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slammer collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9
Round 2: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9
Round 3: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9
Round 2: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9
Round 3: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9
Round 2: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9
Round 3: Buttkiss Balboa 10-9

Buttkiss Balboa wins by a knockout!