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(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) Better Lucky Than Good defeated Purple Handed Pants Pisser by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, January 12, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 6 inches (198 centimeters) tall weighing in at 248 pounds (112 kilograms) is Better Lucky Than Good!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Better is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Better tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pisser scores with a series of quick shots to the nose!!
+Better lands a pair of punches to the head!
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+Better grazes Pisser with a series of punches to the chin.
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Better tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Better tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pisser hits with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus. Better asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Pisser charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Pisser lashes out with a series of left punches to the face, but Better deftly avoits it.
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+Better scores with a pair of commanding punches to the face. Pisser doesn't notice.
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+Better grazes Pisser with a series of stinging punches to the head.
-Pisser probes with a left jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Better hits with a pair of punches to the face.
-Pisser launches a pair of blows to the nose, but Better escapes.
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+Pisser grazes Better with a volley of punches to the eye.
Better tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Better Lucky Than Good landed 28 of 28 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 23 of 49 punches.

Better Lucky Than Good won the round 10-9

Better Lucky Than Good is winning the fight 10-9


Better doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Better is using the ring. (using the ring)
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Pisser launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Pisser fires a pair of crosses to the mouth, but Better beats a hasty retreat.
+Pisser hits with a straight right to the head. Better beats a hasty retreat.
Pisser lands a blood spattering right hook and Better is knocked off his feet!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Better struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Better hits with a series of glancing punches to the stomach!
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+Better takes charge with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.
+Pisser throws a pair of nice uppercuts to the chin. Better asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Pisser lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Better is knocked off his feet!!

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TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Better struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Better scores with a flurry of solid roundhouses to the head. Pisser seems wobbly!
+Better backs up Pisser with a pair of punches to the stomach. Pisser retreats to the far corner.
-Pisser attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Better covers himself well.
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+Better pummels Pisser with a barrage of painful punches to the face. Pisser falls against the ropes!
Better lands a thundering hook and Pisser bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Better Lucky Than Good wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Better remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

Pisser looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Better Lucky Than Good 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Better Lucky Than Good 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Better Lucky Than Good 10-9

Better Lucky Than Good wins by a knockout!