Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\872408.htm on local disk...(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) ZWIPS CIT SUCKER defeated Purple Handed Pants Pisser by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Friday, January 11, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 283 pounds (128 kilograms) is ZWIPS CIT SUCKER!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sucker hits with a cross to the head. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pisser strikes with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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-Pisser fires a volley of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pisser attempts a right to the jaw, but Sucker takes it in the forearms.
+Pisser punches Sucker with a barrage of shots to the chin!! Sucker seems wobbly!
Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pisser hits Sucker with a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Sucker connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Pisser lunges with a pair of right blows to the nose, but Sucker narrowly avoids it
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-Pisser probes with a series of shots to the chin, but Sucker stays away from it.
+Sucker staggers Pisser with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 21 of 49 punches, and ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 18 of 24 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
Purple Handed Pants Pisser is winning the fight 10-9
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
Sucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Sucker hits with a pair of powerful blows to the stomach.
-Pisser attacks with a pair of blows to the temple, but Sucker hides behind his gloves.
+Pisser jars Sucker with a commanding hook to the mouth!!
+Sucker pummels Pisser with a vicious jab to the mouth!
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+Pisser hits with a volley of blows to the chin.
-Pisser throws a volley of uppercuts to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Sucker punches Pisser with a heavy straight right to the head.
-Pisser tries a left hook to the chin, but Sucker escapes.
+Pisser backs up Sucker with a volley of roundhouses to the head. Sucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Pisser lands a devestating hook and Sucker's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Sucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pisser throws Sucker with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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+Pisser lashes out with a stiff hook to the chin.
+Sucker rocks Pisser with a series of stiff punches to the mouth!
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-Pisser attacks with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Sucker leaps aside.
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+Pisser attacks with a barrage of punches to the face.
Pisser lands a well placed right cross to the jaw and Sucker lands flat on his back!!
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Sucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Sucker clocks Pisser with a flurry of wild punches to the temple.
+Sucker tags Pisser with a flurry of strong punches to the chest. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Sucker attacks with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Sucker stuns Pisser with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Sucker belts Pisser with a pair of solid punches to the chin. Pisser retreats to the far corner.
+Sucker hits with a series of glancing punches to the face.
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+Sucker throws a series of punches to the temple!!
+Sucker tags Pisser with a pair of punches to the jaw. Pisser ignores it.
+Sucker tattoos Pisser with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Sucker hits Pisser with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Sucker hurts Pisser with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Sucker tosses a stiff left to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 17 of 41 punches, and ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 64 of 67 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-7
Purple Handed Pants Pisser is winning the fight 20-16
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
Sucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Pisser wakes up the fans with a strong uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Sucker takes charge with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Sucker backs up Pisser with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
+Sucker smacks Pisser with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth!
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-Pisser tries a series of blows to the ribs, but Sucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sucker shakes Pisser with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
-Pisser fires a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Sucker punches Pisser with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Pisser smashes Sucker with a series of punches to the stomach!
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-Pisser throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but to no avail.
+Pisser stuns Sucker with a flurry of quick shots to the ribs!
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-Pisser throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Sucker narrowly avoids it
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+Sucker rocks Pisser with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Sucker nails Pisser with a powerful jab to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 20 of 39 punches, and ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 33 of 42 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
Purple Handed Pants Pisser is winning the fight 29-26
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Sucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Pisser is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Sucker shakes Pisser with a volley of commanding roundhouses to the temple!!
Sucker lands a resounding uppercut and Pisser bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Pisser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Sucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 2: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-7
Round 3: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 2: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-7
Round 3: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 2: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-7
Round 3: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER wins by a knockout!
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