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(Flyweight) Mitt Romney 2016 defeated Duke of Dorkdom X by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Monday, January 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom X!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Mitt Romney 2016!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Romney 2016 fires a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!
Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X launches a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Romney 2016 strikes with a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Dorkdom X seems wobbly!
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+Dorkdom X suprises Romney 2016 with a vicious hook to the ribs.
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2016 tags Dorkdom X with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a left right to the chest, but Romney 2016 ducks.
+Romney 2016 tosses a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom X slams Romney 2016 with a left to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 13 of 23 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 23 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom X doesn't want to stop fighting!

Romney 2016 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom X tries to land a uppercut to the ribs, but Romney 2016 leaps aside.
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+Romney 2016 lands a wild jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkdom X fires a volley of blows to the chest!
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom X smacks Romney 2016 with a volley of punches to the chest. Romney 2016 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Romney 2016 backs up Dorkdom X with a pair of nasty blows to the chest.
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-Dorkdom X attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Romney 2016 backs up Dorkdom X with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Romney 2016 hammers Dorkdom X with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 13 of 23 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 24 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom X doesn't even want to rest!

Romney 2016 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom X throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Romney 2016 steps aside and laughs.
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2016 fires a pair of punches to the chest.
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Romney 2016 fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom X falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkdom X slams Romney 2016 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkdom X throws a series of shots to the stomach, but Romney 2016 steps aside.
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+Romney 2016 slams Dorkdom X with a series of painful punches to the stomach!
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+Dorkdom X hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
+Romney 2016 hits with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
-Dorkdom X attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 23 of 23 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom X doesn't even want to rest!

Romney 2016 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2016 lands a pair of nasty punches to the stomach!!
-Dorkdom X throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Romney 2016 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Romney 2016 backs up Dorkdom X with a volley of painful punches to the chest!
+Romney 2016 smashes Dorkdom X with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkdom X staggers Romney 2016 with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Dorkdom X paws a series of shots to the ribs, but Romney 2016 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom X pops Romney 2016 with a hook to the stomach!!
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2016 jars Dorkdom X with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Dorkdom X seems wobbly!
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+Romney 2016 hits with a pair of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 11 of 25 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 24 of 25 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Romney 2016 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom X grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Romney 2016 staggers Dorkdom X with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Romney 2016 hits with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Romney 2016 whacks Dorkdom X with a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Romney 2016 backs up Dorkdom X with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach. Dorkdom X seems wobbly!
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-Dorkdom X attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkdom X fires a flurry of blows to the chest. Romney 2016 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkdom X tattoos Romney 2016 with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
Romney 2016 tries to attack, but Dorkdom X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom X tries to land a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dorkdom X launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 12 of 24 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 21 of 24 punches.

Mitt Romney 2016 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Romney 2016 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom X is brawling. (inside)
Romney 2016 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom X rocks Romney 2016 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Romney 2016 quickly recovers.
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-Dorkdom X throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but Romney 2016 backs out of it.
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+Romney 2016 hits Dorkdom X with a vicious uppercut to the stomach. Dorkdom X gets mad!
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+Romney 2016 shakes Dorkdom X with a volley of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkdom X fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Romney 2016 hides behind his gloves.
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+Romney 2016 solidly lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Romney 2016 suprises Dorkdom X with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom X belts Romney 2016 with a pair of glancing blows to the ribs. Romney 2016 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dorkdom X throws a right cross to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 17 of 30 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 22 of 22 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom X won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 59-55


Dorkdom X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Romney 2016 is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom X is brawling. (inside)
Romney 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom X launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkdom X jolts Romney 2016 with a volley of mean blows to the ribs!
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+Romney 2016 throws a off balance uppercut to the nose.
+Romney 2016 attacks with a straight right to the eye.
+Romney 2016 punches Dorkdom X with a series of heavy shots to the nose.
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-Dorkdom X lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Romney 2016 steps aside.
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+Romney 2016 attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the head. Dorkdom X quickly recovers.
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+Dorkdom X belts Romney 2016 with a volley of loud shots to the ribs!!
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+Romney 2016 lands a commanding right to the face.
+Romney 2016 hurts Dorkdom X with a barrage of nasty shots to the face.
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+Dorkdom X hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom X landed 16 of 31 punches, and Mitt Romney 2016 landed 32 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Mitt Romney 2016 is winning the fight 69-65


Dorkdom X grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.

Romney 2016 is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom X throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Romney 2016 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Romney 2016 suprises Dorkdom X with a series of glancing punches to the chin!! Dorkdom X laughs!
Romney 2016 lands a powerful cross to the jaw and Dorkdom X is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Dorkdom X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Romney 2016 jolts Dorkdom X with a volley of mean crosses to the face.
Romney 2016 lands a cruel cross to the jaw and Dorkdom X is flattened!!

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Dorkdom X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkdom X tags Romney 2016 with a pair of vicious crosses to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom X probes with a barrage of left crosses to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom X strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
Dorkdom X lands a ferocious haymaker and Romney 2016 falls to the canvas!!

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Romney 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Romney 2016 tosses a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom X stuns Romney 2016 with a barrage of hooks to the temple.
Dorkdom X lands a vicious left punch in the nose and Romney 2016 goes over backwards!!

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Romney 2016 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Romney 2016 punches Dorkdom X with a flurry of punches to the chin.
Romney 2016 lands a bone crushing right haymaker and Dorkdom X's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Mitt Romney 2016 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom X looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.

Romney 2016 collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom X 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom X 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom X 10-9
Round 7: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom X 10-9
Round 7: Mitt Romney 2016 10-9

Mitt Romney 2016 wins by a knockout!