Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\871823.htm on local disk...(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) Purple Handed Pants Pisser defeated Boehner by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Monday, January 07, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Boehner!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Boehner comes out fighting.
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Boehner tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Boehner tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boehner scores with a commanding hook to the ribs.
Boehner lands a mighty left hook and Pisser goes down!!
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Pisser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boehner hits with a off balance cross to the face.
+Pisser lands a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boehner hits with a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Pisser throws a series of solid punches to the solar plexus!
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+Boehner fires a jab to the head!! Pisser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Boehner drills Pisser with a series of hard blows to the temple.
+Pisser hits with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
Pisser lands a cruel right uppercut and Boehner falls senseless!!
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SIX
Boehner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pisser fires a volley of strong shots to the ribs!
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+Boehner catches Pisser with a flurry of painful punches to the chin! Pisser is hurt!
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+Boehner attacks with a flurry of light blows to the eye.
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Boehner tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pisser whacks Boehner with a stinging hook to the solar plexus.
+Boehner lashes out with a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boehner shakes Pisser with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs. Pisser shakes his head to clear it.
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+Boehner punches Pisser with a barrage of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boehner pops Pisser with a commanding hook to the chin.
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+Pisser throws a volley of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Boehner tattoos Pisser with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs! Pisser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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+Boehner hits with a series of off balance shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Boehner landed 58 of 58 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 23 of 24 punches.
Boehner won the round 10-9
Boehner is winning the fight 10-9
Boehner grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Boehner comes out fighting.
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Boehner attacks with a strong left to the solar plexus. Pisser backpedals to his own corner.
Boehner lands a devestating right hook and Pisser staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Pisser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Boehner tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boehner annoys Pisser with a stiff right to the jaw!
+Boehner nails Pisser with a series of light shots to the face.
+Boehner connects with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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Boehner tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boehner hits with a barrage of light punches to the face.
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-Pisser tries a cross to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Boehner attacks with a stiff right to the eye.
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-Pisser throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Boehner leaps aside.
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+Pisser strikes with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Boehner hits Pisser with a heavy jab to the jaw.
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+Boehner fires a series of punches to the solar plexus. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Boehner rocks Pisser with a jab to the head. Pisser retreats to the far corner.
+Pisser smacks Boehner with a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Boehner throws a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs!
Boehner tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Boehner jars Pisser with a pair of punches to the eye.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
+Pisser punches Boehner with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Boehner landed 54 of 55 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 12 of 23 punches.
Boehner won the round 10-8
Boehner is winning the fight 20-17
Boehner looks exhausted.
Pisser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Boehner comes out fighting.
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
+Pisser solidly lands a flurry of blows to the face. Boehner seems wobbly!
+Boehner catches Pisser with a flurry of strong blows to the chest. Pisser shakes his head to clear it.
-Pisser throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Pisser pokes Boehner with a series of solid shots to the nose.
Pisser lands a well placed blow to the head and Boehner collapses!!
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Boehner struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Pisser attempts a volley of blows to the nose, but Boehner backs out of it.
+Boehner takes charge with a flurry of stinging shots to the eye!
+Pisser throws a volley of off balance punches to the temple.
Pisser lands a mighty left blow to the head and Boehner is knocked down!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Purple Handed Pants Pisser wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boehner can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody mouth.
Pisser looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Boehner 10-9
Round 2: Boehner 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Boehner 10-9
Round 2: Boehner 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Boehner 10-9
Round 2: Boehner 10-8
Purple Handed Pants Pisser wins by a knockout!
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