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(Light-Flyweight) The Spaghetti Problem defeated Ira Maynes by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, December 31, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 77 pounds (35 kilograms) is The Spaghetti Problem!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 108 pounds (49 kilograms) is Ira Maynes!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Maynes tattoos Problem with a roundhouse to the face.
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+Problem fires a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
-Problem launches a jab to the temple, but to no avail.
+Problem punches Maynes with a commanding right to the temple!!
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+Problem annoys Maynes with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
+Maynes wakes up the fans with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
-Problem probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Maynes backs out of it.
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+Problem backs up Maynes with a pair of punches to the jaw.
-Problem probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Maynes ducks.
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-Problem lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Maynes ducks.
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-Problem fires a straight right to the chin, but Maynes blocks.
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-Maynes probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Problem steps aside and laughs.
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+Maynes catches Problem with a pair of punches to the chin!
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-Maynes probes with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Problem blocks.
+Problem scores with a series of loud punches to the head!!
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-Maynes attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Problem stays away from it.
-Maynes attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Problem escapes.
-Problem throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Maynes ducks just in time.
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-Maynes attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Problem lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 24 of 52 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 16 of 47 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 10-9


Problem doesn't want to stop fighting!

Maynes doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Maynes launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Problem lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus!! Maynes gets mad!
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-Problem paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Maynes backs out of it.
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-Maynes probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Problem beats a hasty retreat.
+Problem jars Maynes with a pair of quick punches to the head.
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-Problem lunges with a series of blows to the eye, but Maynes leaps aside.
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-Maynes fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Maynes annoys Problem with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
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-Maynes attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Problem probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Maynes stays away from it.
-Maynes attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Problem beats a hasty retreat.
-Maynes charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Problem covers himself well.
-Maynes tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Problem escapes.
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+Maynes grazes Problem with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
+Maynes hits with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Maynes suprises Problem with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Problem attacks with a volley of punches to the head.
-Problem fires a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Problem fires a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Problem charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 30 of 61 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 18 of 50 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 20-18


Problem doesn't want to stop fighting!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Maynes paws a barrage of shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Maynes lands a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
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-Maynes probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Problem takes it in the forearms.
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-Maynes probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Problem stays away from it.
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+Maynes smacks Problem with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Maynes tries a series of punches to the chin, but Problem beats a hasty retreat.
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-Maynes attacks with a straight right to the chest, but Problem ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 3 of 8 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 10 of 41 punches.

Ira Maynes won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 29-28


Problem doesn't want to stop fighting!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Problem fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Problem paws a flurry of punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Problem paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Maynes steps aside and laughs.
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-Maynes attacks with a left straight right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Problem wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Problem attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Problem probes with a volley of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Problem fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Maynes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Problem throws a left jab to the face, but Maynes beats a hasty retreat.
-Problem launches a barrage of right punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Problem hurts Maynes with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs.
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+Problem shakes Maynes with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 19 of 56 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 2 of 7 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 39-37


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Maynes throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Problem hides behind his gloves.
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-Maynes throws a left straight right to the jaw, but Problem ducks.
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-Maynes paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Problem quickly backs away.
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+Maynes scores with a series of loud shots to the stomach. Problem beats a hasty retreat.
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-Maynes attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 3 of 8 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 10 of 39 punches.

Ira Maynes won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 48-47


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Maynes attacks with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Problem lands a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Maynes doesn't seem bothered.
-Problem fires a right to the chest, but fails to score.
+Problem hits with a barrage of punches to the nose!!
+Maynes thumps Problem with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Problem sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Maynes throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Problem escapes.
-Problem attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Maynes narrowly avoids it
-Problem lunges with a left straight right to the temple, but Maynes ties him up.
+Problem rocks Maynes with a volley of hard punches to the stomach!! Maynes falls against the ropes!
-Problem fires a series of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Problem throws a volley of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Maynes tags Problem with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Problem throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Maynes attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Problem launches a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Maynes takes it in the forearms.
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-Problem lunges with a cross to the head, but misses completely.
+Problem thumps Maynes with a barrage of wild punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 19 of 57 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 12 of 41 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 58-56


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Maynes paws a right jab to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Problem throws a series of punches to the eye, but Maynes escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 3 of 7 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 2 of 8 punches.

Ira Maynes won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 67-66


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Problem punches Maynes with a right to the jaw.
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-Problem probes with a volley of punches to the head, but fails to score.
-Problem probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Problem tags Maynes with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Problem lunges with a series of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Problem shakes Maynes with a volley of hard punches to the head.
-Problem tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Maynes charges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Problem tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 16 of 56 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 2 of 8 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 77-75


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Maynes fires a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Problem leaps aside.
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-Maynes probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Problem beats a hasty retreat.
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+Maynes attacks with a jab to the temple. Problem retreats to the far corner.
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-Maynes tries to land a right jab to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Maynes probes with a series of right shots to the nose, but falls short.
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-Maynes throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Maynes paws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Maynes lunges with a jab to the temple, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 3 of 7 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 8 of 36 punches.

Ira Maynes won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 86-85


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Maynes lunges with a pair of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Problem punches Maynes with a barrage of loud blows to the eye.
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-Problem paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Maynes leaps aside.
-Maynes throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Maynes fires a series of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Maynes takes charge with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Maynes probes with a left jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Maynes lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Problem throws a pair of nasty punches to the face.
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+Problem staggers Maynes with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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-Problem fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Problem attacks with a jab to the mouth, but Maynes escapes.
-Maynes attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Problem attempts a left roundhouse to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Maynes charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
-Maynes launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Problem fires a roundhouse to the jaw, but Maynes deftly avoits it.
-Maynes tries a right to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Problem tattoos Maynes with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Problem fires a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Problem fires a volley of left punches to the head, but Maynes backs out of it.
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-Problem attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 20 of 56 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 14 of 46 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 96-94


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Maynes lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but Problem ducks.
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-Problem probes with a right jab to the temple, but Maynes blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 2 of 8 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 4 of 17 punches.

Ira Maynes won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 105-104


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Problem backpedals and jabs.
Maynes is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Problem fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Problem paws a volley of punches to the face, but Maynes ducks just in time.
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-Maynes tries to land a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
-Problem attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Problem probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but Maynes leaps aside.
-Maynes lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Problem tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but Maynes takes it in the forearms.
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+Problem hurts Maynes with a quick roundhouse to the temple. Maynes beats a hasty retreat.
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-Problem paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Problem pops Maynes with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Problem paws a pair of right punches to the head, but Maynes deftly avoits it.
+Problem grazes Maynes with a volley of wild punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Spaghetti Problem landed 15 of 55 punches, and Ira Maynes landed 5 of 15 punches.

The Spaghetti Problem won the round 10-9

The Spaghetti Problem is winning the fight 115-113


Problem doesn't even want to rest!

Maynes doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 2: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 3: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 4: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 5: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 6: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 7: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 8: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 9: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 10: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 11: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 12: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9

Total Score: The Spaghetti Problem 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 2: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 3: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 4: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 5: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 6: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 7: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 8: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 9: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 10: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 11: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 12: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9

Total Score: The Spaghetti Problem 115-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 2: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 3: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 4: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 5: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 6: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 7: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 8: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 9: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 10: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9
Round 11: Ira Maynes 10-9
Round 12: The Spaghetti Problem 10-9

Total Score: The Spaghetti Problem 115-113

The Spaghetti Problem wins by decision!