Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\869767.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) bring back the biff defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Friday, December 28, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 134 pounds (61 kilograms) is bring back the biff!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Bring narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead throws a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Dickhead tries to land a right to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dickhead whacks Bring with a left to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Dickhead throws a cross to the stomach.
+Dickhead clocks Bring with a vicious jab to the ribs!! Bring covers up.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Bring ties him up.
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-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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+Dickhead takes charge with a series of painful blows to the chest. Bring quickly recovers.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a pair of loud shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus! Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a heavy roundhouse to the chest!
-Dickhead fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dickhead rocks Bring with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Bring throws a flurry of mean blows to the chin.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Bring ducks just in time.
+Dickhead slams Bring with a flurry of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hurts Bring with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead rocks Bring with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach. Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead stuns Bring with a flurry of nice shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 89 of 151 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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+Dickhead rocks Bring with a volley of loud punches to the chest. Bring laughs!
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring ties him up.
-Dickhead tries a series of right blows to the ribs, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead tosses a pair of punches to the chest. Bring doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Bring ducks.
-Dickhead paws a series of shots to the stomach, but Bring ducks just in time.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of loud shots to the chest. Bring covers up.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead attacks with a uppercut to the chest! Bring hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dickhead hammers Bring with a flurry of mean shots to the chest. Bring grimaces in pain.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Bring catches Dickhead with a left to the nose.
+Dickhead jars Bring with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring covers himself well.
+Dickhead hurts Bring with a volley of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead fires a barrage of quick blows to the chest. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dickhead connects with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead annoys Bring with a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Bring escapes.
+Dickhead connects with a volley of heavy blows to the stomach. Bring sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dickhead hurts Bring with a barrage of wild shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 76 of 157 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead hits Bring with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus. Bring grimaces in pain.
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-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Bring hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead scores with a pair of solid blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Bring quickly backs away.
+Dickhead fires a pair of stinging punches to the stomach!
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Bring deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead backs up Bring with a pair of blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach!! Bring doesn't notice.
+Dickhead throws a sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a barrage of light shots to the stomach!!
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-Dickhead attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dickhead nails Bring with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dickhead paws a series of right shots to the chest, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead pummels Bring with a pair of blows to the chest!!
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead smacks Bring with a series of shots to the solar plexus. Bring retreats to the far corner.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead lashes out with a straight right to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead attacks with a nasty right to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Bring stays away from it.
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-Dickhead throws a straight right to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Bring shakes Dickhead with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 58 of 152 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead launches a jab to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead throws a roundhouse to the chest, but Bring ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead paws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but Bring quickly backs away.
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+Dickhead throws a series of strong shots to the stomach!
-Dickhead tries to land a left right to the stomach, but Bring leaps aside.
-Dickhead charges with a series of blows to the chest, but Bring covers himself well.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bring takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead solidly lands a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead fires a volley of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of right blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Bring blocks.
+Dickhead hits Bring with a jab to the stomach.
-Dickhead paws a roundhouse to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Bring quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Dickhead staggers Bring with a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Bring beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead lands a pair of wild shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead tags Bring with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Bring asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Bring backs out of it.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Bring escapes.
-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dickhead suprises Bring with a series of blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Bring steps aside.
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+Bring hits with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
bring back the biff landed 7 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 41 of 141 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Bring covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Dickhead tries a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Bring quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Bring ducks just in time.
-Dickhead throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Bring beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dickhead paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Bring steps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Bring blocks.
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-Dickhead throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Bring whacks Dickhead with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
Bring lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Dickhead collapses!!
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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Bring backs out of it.
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+Dickhead fires a series of stinging punches to the ribs!!
+Dickhead jolts Bring with a series of blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Bring hits with a series of nice shots to the stomach. Dickhead grimaces in pain. Bring is jabbing and laughing! Dickhead collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
bring back the biff wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bring doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
bring back the biff wins by a technical knockout!
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