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(Super-Featherweight) Barack the socialist defeated Your Average Joe by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, December 19, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Your Average Joe!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Barack the socialist!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Your clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Barack hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Your laughs!
+Your hits Barack with a volley of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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-Your tries to land a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Barack stays away from it.
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-Your launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Barack quickly backs away.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Barack tries to land a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but Your steps aside and laughs.
+Barack tattoos Your with a series of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Your asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the mouth.
-Your throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Barack takes it in the forearms.
+Barack fires a vicious jab to the ribs.
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+Your pounds Barack with a flurry of hard blows to the ribs.
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+Your grazes Barack with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 17 of 30 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 18 of 23 punches.

Your Average Joe won the round 10-9

Your Average Joe is winning the fight 10-9


Your doesn't want to stop fighting!

Barack doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Your clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Your fires a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Barack hammers Your with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus. Your quickly recovers.
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+Barack stuns Your with a strong cross to the chest.
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+Barack jolts Your with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Your scores with a series of punches to the ribs.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Your tries a straight right to the stomach, but Barack leaps aside.
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+Your scores with a barrage of commanding shots to the stomach.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Your lunges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Barack ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 16 of 31 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 19 of 23 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Your doesn't even want to rest!

Barack doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Your clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Your probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but Barack steps aside and laughs.
-Barack launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Your ducks.
+Barack throws a series of quick punches to the chest.
+Barack hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Your gets mad!
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Your probes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Barack blocks.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Your charges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Barack leaps aside.
+Your tosses a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
+Barack suprises Your with a series of wild punches to the chest.
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+Your hits Barack with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs. Barack doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 15 of 33 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 16 of 25 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 29-28


Your doesn't even want to rest!

Barack doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Your clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Your probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but Barack ducks.
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+Your jars Barack with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Barack throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Your tries a pair of shots to the nose, but Barack ducks just in time.
+Barack takes charge with a series of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
-Your attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Barack takes it in the forearms.
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+Your tags Barack with a series of mean punches to the nose!
-Barack probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Your tags Barack with a jab to the ribs.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Your attempts a series of blows to the mouth, but Barack steps aside and laughs.
+Barack throws a volley of hard blows to the solar plexus. Your is hurt!
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+Your hits Barack with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus! Barack sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Your solidly lands a cross to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 22 of 48 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 18 of 24 punches.

Your Average Joe won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Your doesn't even want to rest!

Barack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Your clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Barack hits with a quick sweeping right to the chest.
-Your probes with a uppercut to the chest, but to no avail.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Barack tosses a flurry of commanding shots to the ribs.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Barack pummels Your with a series of wild punches to the stomach! Your backpedals to his own corner.
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-Your probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Your smacks Barack with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Barack asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Your fires a pair of blows to the ribs, but Barack steps aside.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 15 of 34 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 17 of 25 punches.

Your Average Joe won the round 10-9

Your Average Joe is winning the fight 48-47


Your remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Your clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Barack drills Your with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs! Your gets mad!
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+Barack staggers Your with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Barack tries to attack, but Your hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Barack connects with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 4 of 8 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 14 of 24 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Your remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Your fights inside. (inside)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Barack backs up Your with a series of loud punches to the temple!
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+Barack attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Your beats a hasty retreat.
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+Your hits with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+Your rocks Barack with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Your wakes up the fans with a volley of strong shots to the chest.
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+Your stuns Barack with a quick hook to the solar plexus.
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+Barack stuns Your with a powerful straight right to the mouth.
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+Barack annoys Your with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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-Your attacks with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Barack ducks.
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-Your lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Your fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Your lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Barack leaps aside.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 20 of 40 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 31 of 32 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 67-66


Your remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Your fights inside. (inside)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Your attempts a left left to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Your launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Your rocks Barack with a barrage of glancing shots to the ribs!
+Barack belts Your with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Your hits with a pair of punches to the chest. Barack quickly recovers.
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+Barack hammers Your with a barrage of glancing punches to the face.
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-Your tries to land a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Barack hammers Your with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Your probes with a right to the solar plexus, but Barack escapes.
+Your hits with a series of shots to the chest.
+Barack fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Your sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Barack tags Your with a barrage of punches to the ribs! Your hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Your throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Barack hides behind his gloves.
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+Barack hammers Your with a barrage of mean punches to the face! Your gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 18 of 40 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 31 of 31 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 77-75


Your remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Barack grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Your is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Barack scores with a flurry of nice punches to the head!
Barack lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Your's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Your struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Barack tosses a nice sweeping right to the face. Your seems wobbly!
+Your lands a volley of roundhouses to the mouth.
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+Your tosses a barrage of mean shots to the face. Barack grimaces in pain.
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+Your fires a pair of solid crosses to the temple.
Your lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Barack is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Barack struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Your probes with a volley of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Your tries a flurry of shots to the face, but Barack leaps aside.
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+Barack catches Your with a series of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Barack smashes Your with a commanding roundhouse to the face.
+Barack hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Your fires a volley of strong blows to the head!
Your lands a tremendous right blow to the head and Barack lands flat on his back!!

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Barack struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Barack rocks Your with a volley of punches to the face.
+Barack pummels Your with a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
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+Barack grazes Your with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Your tries to land a barrage of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Barack ducks.
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+Your hits with a barrage of painful hooks to the head.
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-Your paws a left uppercut to the head, but Barack stays away from it.
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+Barack fires a volley of punches to the stomach. Your grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 19 of 39 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 32 of 34 punches.

Your Average Joe won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 86-85


Your is obviously tired. He has serious cut below the left eye.

Barack is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Your is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Barack thumps Your with a pair of mean punches to the head. Your retreats to the far corner.
Barack lands a well placed right uppercut and Your goes over backwards!!

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Your struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Barack punches Your with a flurry of punches to the head! Your doesn't notice.
+Your punches Barack with a nasty straight right to the head!
Your lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Barack bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Barack struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Your throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Barack leaps aside.
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+Barack fires a barrage of hard shots to the head.
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+Barack grazes Your with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth.
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+Your rocks Barack with a volley of painful blows to the face.
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+Barack solidly lands a pair of heavy blows to the eye. Your is hurt!
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+Your whacks Barack with a series of roundhouses to the temple. Barack ignores it.
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+Your tattoos Barack with a pair of solid punches to the mouth. Barack is hurt!
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+Barack tags Your with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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-Your lashes out with a pair of left roundhouses to the jaw, but Barack quickly backs away.
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+Barack drills Your with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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The fighters circle.
+Your punches Barack with a blow to the mouth. Barack falls against the ropes!
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-Your lunges with a volley of crosses to the chin, but Barack takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Your Average Joe landed 18 of 39 punches, and Barack the socialist landed 33 of 33 punches.

Barack the socialist won the round 10-9

Barack the socialist is winning the fight 96-94


Your looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a broken nose.

Barack is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Your is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Barack is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Barack punches Your with a nasty jab to the eye.
Barack lands a brutal hook and Your hurtles to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Barack the socialist wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Your receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.

Barack is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 4: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 7: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 8: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 9: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 10: Barack the socialist 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 4: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 5: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 6: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 7: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 8: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 9: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 10: Barack the socialist 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 2: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 7: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 8: Barack the socialist 10-9
Round 9: Your Average Joe 10-9
Round 10: Barack the socialist 10-9

Barack the socialist wins by a knockout!