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(Super-Bantamweight) Mitt Romney 2012 defeated tough titties turkleton by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Tuesday, December 04, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Mitt Romney 2012!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is tough titties turkleton!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton charges with a left uppercut to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Turkleton fires a jab to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Romney 2012 hits with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Romney 2012 lands a flurry of light shots to the chest.
-Turkleton launches a volley of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Romney 2012 strikes with a pair of stinging blows to the chest! Turkleton is hurt!
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+Turkleton pounds Romney 2012 with a vicious sweeping right to the face.
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-Turkleton lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Romney 2012 steps aside and laughs.
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-Turkleton attempts a left cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Turkleton lunges with a volley of blows to the head, but Romney 2012 stays away from it.
-Turkleton attacks with a left cross to the stomach, but Romney 2012 leaps aside.
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+Romney 2012 stuns Turkleton with a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 25 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 6 of 48 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 10-9


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

-Turkleton lunges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Turkleton tries a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Romney 2012 stays away from it.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 escapes.
+Romney 2012 connects with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+Romney 2012 hits Turkleton with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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+Turkleton suprises Romney 2012 with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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+Romney 2012 hits with a nasty left to the solar plexus.
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-Turkleton throws a volley of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Turkleton fires a volley of shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Turkleton probes with a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Romney 2012 deftly avoits it.
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+Romney 2012 annoys Turkleton with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
-Turkleton charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Romney 2012 tags Turkleton with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but Romney 2012 quickly backs away.
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-Turkleton throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 23 of 23 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 5 of 49 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 20-18


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Romney 2012 grazes Turkleton with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs. Turkleton seems wobbly!
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+Romney 2012 hits with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
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-Turkleton launches a barrage of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Turkleton launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Turkleton probes with a right right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Turkleton tries to land a volley of blows to the eye, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
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-Turkleton attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Romney 2012 escapes.
-Turkleton lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Romney 2012 ducks.
+Romney 2012 tags Turkleton with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Romney 2012 ducks just in time.
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+Romney 2012 tosses a pair of shots to the chest.
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+Romney 2012 lands a flurry of punches to the stomach. Turkleton seems wobbly!
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+Romney 2012 clocks Turkleton with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 24 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 4 of 48 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 30-27


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton looks exhausted.



ROUND 4

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton charges with a volley of left shots to the face, but misses.
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+Romney 2012 hits with a volley of furious punches to the stomach. Turkleton backpedals to his own corner.
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+Romney 2012 jolts Turkleton with a right to the solar plexus.
Romney 2012 lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Turkleton lands flat on his back!!

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Turkleton struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Romney 2012 lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Turkleton lunges with a series of left shots to the jaw, but Romney 2012 takes it in the forearms.
+Romney 2012 hits with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a series of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-Turkleton throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Romney 2012 takes it in the forearms.
-Turkleton lashes out with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Romney 2012 backs out of it.
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+Turkleton hits with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Turkleton fires a pair of punches to the head, but Romney 2012 ducks just in time.
-Turkleton fires a jab to the chin, but Romney 2012 backs out of it.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a volley of left shots to the face, but fails to score.
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+Romney 2012 strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Turkleton tries to land a right to the ribs, but misses.
-Turkleton attacks with a right to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 24 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 3 of 49 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-8

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 40-35


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Romney 2012 hits Turkleton with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
-Turkleton throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Turkleton throws a pair of blows to the chest, but Romney 2012 blocks.
-Turkleton fires a flurry of blows to the nose, but Romney 2012 ducks.
-Turkleton paws a volley of left punches to the head, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
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+Romney 2012 wakes up the fans with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs. Romney 2012 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Turkleton begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Mitt Romney 2012 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-8

Mitt Romney 2012 wins by a technical knockout!