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(Strawweight) J J Jackhammer Jones defeated goober by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Monday, December 03, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is goober!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is J J Jackhammer Jones!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

-Goober fires a volley of shots to the eye, but Jones escapes.
-Goober attempts a pair of left blows to the mouth, but misses.
-Goober throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Goober fires a right cross to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Goober tries to land a left jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Goober throws a flurry of glancing blows to the face. Jones grimaces in pain.
-Goober fires a flurry of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Jones hits with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Goober stuns Jones with a roundhouse to the nose.
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-Goober tries a pair of blows to the temple, but Jones deftly avoits it.
-Goober launches a barrage of right blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Goober throws a jab to the eye.
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-Goober probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
+Goober hits Jones with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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+Goober tosses a barrage of vicious shots to the nose. Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Goober drills Jones with a pair of shots to the chest! Jones ignores it.
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-Goober lunges with a roundhouse to the eye, but Jones blocks.
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+Goober fires a stiff cross to the chin.
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-Goober attacks with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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+Goober throws a straight right to the chest.
-Goober attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
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+Goober fires a volley of stiff shots to the stomach.
+Goober punches Jones with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 55 of 122 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 10-9


Goober doesn't even want to rest!

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

+Goober throws a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
-Goober fires a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
-Goober launches a pair of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
+Goober wallops Jones with a series of stiff blows to the face. Jones asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Goober hits with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
-Goober probes with a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Goober attacks with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth.
-Goober probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober lunges with a left hook to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Goober probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Goober suprises Jones with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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-Goober throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Jones steps aside.
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-Goober paws a pair of blows to the mouth, but Jones leaps aside.
-Goober probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Goober charges with a pair of blows to the eye, but Jones covers himself well.
+Goober rocks Jones with a volley of punches to the head. Jones gets mad!
-Goober throws a volley of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Goober hits with a series of vicious blows to the chin.
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-Goober probes with a right roundhouse to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Goober fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Jones thumps Goober with a pair of blows to the face!
-Goober attempts a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Jones ties him up.
+Goober strikes with a barrage of strong shots to the nose. Jones sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Goober lunges with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but Jones escapes.
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-Goober lunges with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Goober fires a right uppercut to the mouth, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
-Goober tries a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Jones ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 56 of 123 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 20-18


Goober grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

-Goober tries a flurry of left shots to the chin, but Jones blocks.
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-Goober tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Goober tags Jones with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
-Goober tries a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Goober attempts a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Jones ducks just in time.
+Goober fires a stinging uppercut to the temple.
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+Goober slams Jones with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Jones seems wobbly!
-Goober attacks with a right straight right to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Goober paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Jones leaps aside.
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+Goober pops Jones with a volley of commanding blows to the chin.
-Goober attacks with a barrage of blows to the face, but misses.
-Goober throws a sweeping right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Goober attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Goober tries a series of blows to the mouth, but Jones escapes.
+Goober staggers Jones with a pair of light shots to the ribs!! Jones doesn't notice.
-Goober attacks with a right cross to the ribs, but Jones deftly avoits it.
-Goober throws a left to the eye, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
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-Goober probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober launches a right roundhouse to the chin, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober lunges with a volley of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Goober tries a left to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Goober lands a barrage of blows to the chin.
-Goober throws a flurry of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
+Jones wallops Goober with a barrage of loud shots to the temple.
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+Goober hits Jones with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Jones hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 43 of 122 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 30-27


Goober is obviously tired.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

+Goober staggers Jones with a pair of quick blows to the temple. Jones doesn't notice.
-Goober paws a series of shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Goober charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Goober probes with a flurry of right shots to the eye, but Jones quickly backs away.
-Goober charges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Jones ducks.
+Goober annoys Jones with a pair of powerful shots to the chin.
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-Goober lunges with a sweeping right to the temple, but Jones leaps aside.
+Goober tosses a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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+Goober attacks with a volley of strong shots to the solar plexus.
-Goober attacks with a volley of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
-Goober throws a series of punches to the head, but Jones leaps aside.
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-Goober tries to land a flurry of left blows to the head, but to no avail.
-Goober paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Goober rocks Jones with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
+Jones punches Goober with a barrage of heavy blows to the chest.
+Goober wakes up the fans with a right to the jaw. Jones doesn't seem bothered.
-Goober attempts a series of blows to the jaw, but Jones covers himself well.
+Goober throws a glancing jab to the nose!
-Goober launches a pair of left blows to the jaw, but misses.
-Goober attempts a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Jones narrowly avoids it
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-Goober fires a series of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Goober attempts a pair of right blows to the mouth, but Jones stays away from it.
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+Goober lands a flurry of shots to the nose!!
-Goober attacks with a barrage of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 43 of 120 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 7 of 9 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 40-36


Goober is slowing down.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

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+Goober backs up Jones with a flurry of glancing shots to the chin.
-Goober attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Jones ducks.
-Goober attempts a flurry of right blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Goober fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
-Goober fires a uppercut to the chest, but Jones deftly avoits it.
-Goober tries to land a pair of shots to the temple, but misses completely.
-Goober lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Jones leaps aside.
-Goober lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the head, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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+Goober staggers Jones with a volley of shots to the eye.
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-Goober lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Goober whacks Jones with a volley of blows to the nose.
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-Goober lashes out with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
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-Goober attacks with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Goober lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the chin, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober lunges with a pair of left blows to the face, but to no avail.
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-Goober lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Jones leaps aside.
-Goober throws a volley of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
+Goober lands a commanding roundhouse to the chin.
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+Goober pokes Jones with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
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+Goober smacks Jones with a series of powerful blows to the stomach. Jones doesn't seem bothered.
+Jones shakes Goober with a series of blows to the eye.
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-Goober tries a series of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 34 of 108 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 7 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 50-45


Goober looks exhausted.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

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-Goober paws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but misses.
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-Goober paws a series of left blows to the chin, but Jones deftly avoits it.
-Goober launches a series of blows to the temple, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
-Goober attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Goober lashes out with a series of left punches to the temple, but Jones stays away from it.
-Goober probes with a volley of left shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Goober probes with a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Goober tries a pair of left blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Goober hits Jones with a pair of punches to the nose. Jones doesn't notice.
-Goober lunges with a volley of right shots to the eye, but Jones stays away from it.
-Goober attempts a series of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
-Goober tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Jones ducks just in time.
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+Goober fires a vicious straight right to the face.
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+Goober punches Jones with a roundhouse to the chest.
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-Goober attacks with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Jones leaps aside.
+Goober hits Jones with a uppercut to the face.
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-Goober tries a volley of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
-Goober lunges with a hook to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goober launches a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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-Goober probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but Jones ducks just in time.
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-Goober attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goober paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Jones stays away from it.
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+Goober fires a cross to the chin!!
+Goober punches Jones with a flurry of blows to the head.
-Goober charges with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Jones ties him up.
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-Goober tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Jones narrowly avoids it
+Jones pounds Goober with a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 30 of 120 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 60-54


Goober looks exhausted.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

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-Goober tries to land a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Jones blocks.
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-Goober launches a series of left shots to the face, but is ineffective.
-Goober probes with a pair of shots to the mouth, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
+Jones wallops Goober with a series of mean blows to the chest. Goober laughs!
-Goober lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Jones leaps aside.
+Goober shakes Jones with a pair of glancing shots to the nose.
-Goober throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Goober attempts a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Goober probes with a barrage of left shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Goober tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
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-Goober tries to land a jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Goober lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Goober rocks Jones with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
-Goober probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Jones escapes.
-Goober fires a volley of left shots to the face, but misses.
-Goober launches a series of shots to the face, but Jones ties him up.
-Goober tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober attacks with a pair of left shots to the head, but Jones narrowly avoids it
-Goober attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Goober strikes with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Goober tries a roundhouse to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Goober jolts Jones with a pair of commanding blows to the temple. Jones sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Goober lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
-Goober lashes out with a straight right to the head, but fails to score.
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-Goober fires a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Jones stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 24 of 120 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 70-63


Goober collapses limply onto his stool.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

-Goober probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober launches a pair of punches to the head, but Jones ducks.
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-Goober attempts a right cross to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Goober probes with a barrage of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Goober charges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Goober fires a barrage of punches to the face, but Jones backs out of it.
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+Goober smacks Jones with a pair of vicious shots to the mouth! Jones sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Goober lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the head, but falls short.
-Goober attempts a pair of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Goober tries to land a jab to the temple, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Jones backs out of it.
-Goober throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Jones stuns Goober with a barrage of punches to the face. Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Goober attempts a right roundhouse to the head, but Jones steps aside.
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+Goober throws a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Goober annoys Jones with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Goober tries to land a right to the head, but only hits air.
-Goober lunges with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
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-Goober probes with a sweeping right to the head, but Jones hides behind his gloves.
-Goober lunges with a left to the chin, but Jones stays away from it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 20 of 121 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 9 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 80-72


Goober receives medical attention from his trainer.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

-Goober lunges with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
-Goober launches a volley of shots to the face, but Jones blocks.
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-Goober attempts a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Jones steps aside.
-Goober fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Goober lashes out with a series of light shots to the chin.
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+Goober takes charge with a volley of stiff shots to the jaw!
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-Goober attempts a series of left blows to the head, but Jones backs out of it.
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+Jones attacks with a flurry of light shots to the stomach. Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Goober throws a barrage of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Goober tries to land a flurry of left blows to the face, but falls short.
-Goober probes with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
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-Goober launches a barrage of shots to the temple, but Jones takes it in the forearms.
-Goober attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Goober probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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-Goober lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Goober throws a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Jones blocks.
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-Goober attacks with a left roundhouse to the temple, but Jones ducks just in time.
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-Goober attacks with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Goober lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Goober whacks Jones with a pair of loud blows to the nose.
-Goober paws a series of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 16 of 121 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 8 of 8 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 90-81


Goober can't remember which corner is his.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

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-Goober tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Goober probes with a left jab to the head, but falls short.
-Goober lunges with a uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Goober fires a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Goober throws a volley of left shots to the face, but Jones ties him up.
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-Goober charges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Jones escapes.
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-Goober tries a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Jones beats a hasty retreat.
-Goober attacks with a pair of blows to the chin, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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-Goober fires a volley of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
+Jones attacks with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Goober lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Jones backs out of it.
-Goober attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Jones ties him up.
-Goober launches a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Goober attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Jones steps aside and laughs.
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-Goober probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Goober probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Jones quickly backs away.
-Goober lashes out with a volley of right shots to the temple, but Jones deftly avoits it.
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-Goober lunges with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Goober thumps Jones with a series of commanding shots to the chin.
+Goober wallops Jones with a series of vicious shots to the chest.
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-Goober charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Jones ducks.
-Goober probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Goober lunges with a pair of right blows to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Goober attempts a left left to the eye, but Jones ducks just in time.
-Goober tries a jab to the ribs, but loses his balance.

BELL

According to the commentator:

goober landed 13 of 118 punches, and J J Jackhammer Jones landed 7 of 7 punches.

goober won the round 10-9

goober is winning the fight 100-90


Goober can't remember which corner is his.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Goober comes out flailing.
Jones covers up.

-Goober attacks with a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but Jones covers himself well.
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-Goober charges with a series of right blows to the mouth, but Jones leaps aside.
+Goober hits with a volley of shots to the mouth.
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-Goober lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Goober lands a flurry of shots to the eye.
-Goober tries to land a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Jones ties him up.
+Jones annoys Goober with a series of wild punches to the temple. Jones drops his guard and pounds away! Goober seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
J J Jackhammer Jones wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Goober can't remember which corner is his.

Jones doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: goober 10-9
Round 6: goober 10-9
Round 7: goober 10-9
Round 8: goober 10-9
Round 9: goober 10-9
Round 10: goober 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: goober 10-9
Round 6: goober 10-9
Round 7: goober 10-9
Round 8: goober 10-9
Round 9: goober 10-9
Round 10: goober 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: goober 10-9
Round 5: goober 10-9
Round 6: goober 10-9
Round 7: goober 10-9
Round 8: goober 10-9
Round 9: goober 10-9
Round 10: goober 10-9

J J Jackhammer Jones wins by a technical knockout!