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(Bantamweight) This Guy Sucks defeated New Beginning Luchini by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Tuesday, November 27, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is New Beginning Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 69 pounds (31 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attempts a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but Luchini ducks.
+Sucks connects with a flurry of glancing crosses to the temple. Luchini gets mad!
-Sucks tries to land a series of blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Sucks probes with a roundhouse to the jaw, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Sucks tries to land a series of crosses to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Luchini attempts a left to the eye, but Sucks ties him up.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of right roundhouses to the ribs, but Luchini escapes.
-Luchini paws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Luchini fires a pair of punches to the mouth!!
+Sucks tags Luchini with a heavy shot to the face.
-Sucks charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Luchini thumps Sucks with a flurry of punches to the mouth! Sucks sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Sucks paws a flurry of right blows to the face, but comes up empty.
+Sucks backs up Luchini with a flurry of roundhouses to the nose. Luchini is hurt!
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-Luchini probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Sucks throws a barrage of roundhouses to the jaw, but Luchini ties him up.
-Luchini probes with a right right to the ribs, but Sucks backs out of it.
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-Luchini launches a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Sucks connects with a volley of blows to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 11 of 49 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 19 of 71 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Sucks shakes Luchini with a commanding right to the jaw.
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-Sucks paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Luchini throws a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Luchini attempts a series of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of left hooks to the eye, but to no avail.
-Sucks attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of left crosses to the stomach, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
+Sucks hits Luchini with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Luchini hits with a stinging straight right to the mouth.
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-Sucks throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of left hooks to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Luchini paws a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Sucks attacks with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Luchini fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Sucks leaps aside.
-Luchini throws a pair of left hooks to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Luchini throws a pair of punches to the nose, but Sucks covers himself well.
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Sucks attacks with a pair of punches to the nose!!
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-Luchini fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Sucks escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 10 of 58 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 20 of 74 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Luchini attempts a left roundhouse to the eye, but Sucks steps aside and laughs.
-Luchini fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Sucks covers himself well.
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+Sucks nails Luchini with a series of solid punches to the temple. Luchini sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sucks fires a roundhouse to the temple, but falls short.
-Sucks probes with a pair of uppercuts to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Luchini tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Luchini probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Sucks probes with a right blow to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Sucks throws a series of roundhouses to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
-Luchini tries a right straight right to the head, but Sucks blocks.
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+Sucks tosses a volley of light punches to the eye.
+Luchini lands a light right to the stomach. Sucks falls against the ropes!
-Sucks charges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Sucks tattoos Luchini with a barrage of wild uppercuts to the stomach.
-Sucks fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks tries a series of right punches to the temple, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Luchini throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Luchini launches a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Sucks lashes out with a volley of right uppercuts to the eye, but Luchini stays away from it.
-Sucks attempts a series of right roundhouses to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini tries a series of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks fires a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Sucks lands a volley of heavy roundhouses to the solar plexus. Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 8 of 60 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 21 of 69 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini is obviously tired.

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Sucks nails Luchini with a barrage of powerful punches to the chest.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of left uppercuts to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Sucks attacks with a volley of right crosses to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
-Sucks tries a right punch to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Sucks annoys Luchini with a barrage of off balance shots to the head.
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-Luchini lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Luchini attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Luchini throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but Sucks blocks.
-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but Sucks hides behind his gloves.
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+Sucks shakes Luchini with a off balance hook to the mouth.
+Sucks hits with a mean straight right to the temple.
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-Luchini lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Sucks steps aside and laughs.
-Luchini charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Sucks takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks lunges with a left left to the temple, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini charges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Sucks backs out of it.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Luchini throws a pair of left punches to the temple, but Sucks narrowly avoids it
-Sucks attempts a volley of left crosses to the chin, but Luchini ducks just in time.
+Sucks attacks with a series of blows to the head. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Luchini whacks Sucks with a volley of furious punches to the eye.
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-Sucks attacks with a flurry of hooks to the chin, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 8 of 60 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 21 of 76 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini looks exhausted.

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Sucks shakes Luchini with a barrage of hard blows to the chest.
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-Luchini probes with a right to the jaw, but Sucks ducks.
-Luchini throws a pair of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sucks paws a left sweeping right to the head, but only hits air.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Sucks throws a pair of blows to the eye. Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
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-Luchini lashes out with a right left to the jaw, but Sucks steps aside.
-Sucks launches a series of right blows to the head, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Sucks throws a left to the temple, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Luchini tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Sucks hits Luchini with a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
-Luchini tries to land a barrage of punches to the face, but Sucks beats a hasty retreat.
-Luchini launches a left jab to the temple, but fails to score.
-Sucks charges with a right right to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Sucks charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of crosses to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Luchini attacks with a left to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Luchini attacks with a series of shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks fires a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Sucks smacks Luchini with a flurry of hooks to the ribs.
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-Luchini throws a right roundhouse to the jaw, but falls short.
-Sucks fires a pair of roundhouses to the face, but Luchini escapes.
+Luchini lands a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Sucks ignores it.
-Luchini attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Sucks smacks Luchini with a volley of shots to the stomach!
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-Luchini tries a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 6 of 53 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 26 of 74 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 50-45


Luchini collapses limply onto his stool.

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Sucks takes charge with a volley of strong shots to the mouth. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Sucks throws a series of left hooks to the head, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Sucks tries a blow to the face, but Luchini backs out of it.
-Sucks lunges with a series of left blows to the temple, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini probes with a sweeping right to the face, but Sucks beats a hasty retreat.
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-Luchini probes with a right to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks paws a volley of left punches to the face, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Luchini tries a right to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Luchini tries a pair of shots to the chest, but Sucks ducks.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
-Sucks probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but misses completely.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of hooks to the temple, but Luchini ducks.
+Sucks lands a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Sucks lands a barrage of light crosses to the temple.
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+Sucks pops Luchini with a pair of powerful roundhouses to the face.
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-Luchini probes with a volley of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Sucks tattoos Luchini with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
-Luchini tries a series of right shots to the eye, but Sucks beats a hasty retreat.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of hooks to the eye, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Sucks attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Luchini fires a pair of punches to the face, but Sucks hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks tries a pair of uppercuts to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Luchini attempts a straight right to the head, but goes wide.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but Sucks narrowly avoids it

BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 5 of 56 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 26 of 69 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 60-54


Luchini receives medical attention from his trainer.

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks tries a flurry of hooks to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Sucks shakes Luchini with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
-Luchini tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-Luchini fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
+Sucks connects with a series of punches to the eye!
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-Luchini attacks with a left to the mouth, but Sucks stays away from it.
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-Luchini tries to land a jab to the head, but falls short.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+Sucks connects with a flurry of crosses to the temple.
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-Sucks probes with a series of left punches to the head, but Luchini blocks.
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+Sucks belts Luchini with a punch to the nose. Luchini covers up.
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-Sucks paws a pair of left shots to the nose, but Luchini covers himself well.
-Sucks launches a series of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Luchini attempts a left jab to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Sucks throws a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but Luchini ties him up.
+Sucks grazes Luchini with a nice sweeping right to the eye.
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+Sucks hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
-Sucks lunges with a left uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Luchini attacks with a series of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Sucks throws a pair of shots to the eye, but Luchini ducks just in time.
-Luchini fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Sucks escapes.

BELL

According to the commentator:

New Beginning Luchini landed 3 of 54 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 32 of 73 punches.

This Guy Sucks won the round 10-9

This Guy Sucks is winning the fight 70-63


Luchini can't remember which corner is his.

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Luchini is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Luchini probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks throws a left right to the head, but Luchini escapes.
+Sucks fires a series of solid uppercuts to the chin. Luchini doesn't seem bothered. Sucks is raining blows! Luchini's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
This Guy Sucks wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Luchini can't remember which corner is his.

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 2: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 3: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 4: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 5: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 6: This Guy Sucks 10-9
Round 7: This Guy Sucks 10-9

This Guy Sucks wins by a technical knockout!