Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\865987.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Leo Messi defeated VAGINA by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, November 24, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 214 pounds (97 kilograms) is Leo Messi!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Vagina covers up.
Messi covers up.
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-Vagina throws a volley of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
VAGINA landed 3 of 9 punches, and Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 10-9
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Vagina covers up.
Messi covers up.
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+Messi hits with a straight right to the mouth.
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-Vagina attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
VAGINA landed 3 of 8 punches, and Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 20-18
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Vagina covers up.
Messi covers up.
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+Messi connects with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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-Vagina tries to land a left cross to the nose, but fails to score.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
VAGINA landed 3 of 8 punches, and Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 30-27
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Vagina covers up.
Messi covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
VAGINA landed 3 of 8 punches, and Leo Messi landed 5 of 8 punches.
Leo Messi won the round 10-9
Leo Messi is winning the fight 40-36
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
Messi doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-36
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 2: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 3: Leo Messi 10-9
Round 4: Leo Messi 10-9
Total Score: Leo Messi 40-36
Leo Messi wins by decision!
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