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(Light-Heavyweight) Apokalypse defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.

Match Friday, November 23, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 92 pounds (42 kilograms) is Apokalypse!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Apokalypse probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead lands a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Apokalypse sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Dickhead tries a pair of right shots to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
-Apokalypse tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but Dickhead stays away from it.
+Dickhead hits with a series of punches to the ribs!
+Dickhead grazes Apokalypse with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Dickhead tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Apokalypse lands Dickhead with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Apokalypse seems wobbly!
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+Dickhead throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
-Apokalypse attempts a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead fires a series of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Apokalypse beats a hasty retreat.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dickhead lands a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse blocks.
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+Dickhead staggers Apokalypse with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
+Dickhead wallops Apokalypse with a barrage of off balance shots to the ribs!
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dickhead throws a barrage of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead pokes Apokalypse with a painful roundhouse to the stomach. Apokalypse hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Apokalypse launches a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead tries a volley of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dickhead takes charge with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead lands a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Apokalypse ignores it.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 60 of 141 punches, and Apokalypse landed 3 of 22 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9


Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Apokalypse doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dickhead hits with a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dickhead catches Apokalypse with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Apokalypse is hurt!
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+Dickhead nails Apokalypse with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse backs out of it.
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-Dickhead attempts a pair of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Apokalypse launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Apokalypse attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead shakes Apokalypse with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Apokalypse backpedals to his own corner.
-Apokalypse fires a left cross to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Apokalypse attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dickhead solidly lands a barrage of light shots to the ribs. Apokalypse sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dickhead tries a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse blocks.
+Dickhead shakes Apokalypse with a series of blows to the chest.
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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dickhead throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dickhead pokes Apokalypse with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach. Apokalypse seems wobbly!
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse backs out of it.
Dickhead tries to attack, but Apokalypse hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 43 of 141 punches, and Apokalypse landed 4 of 26 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18


Dickhead is obviously tired.

Apokalypse doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse fights inside. (inside)

-Dickhead tries a series of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead charges with a right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead paws a series of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse escapes.
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+Dickhead pummels Apokalypse with a painful right to the stomach.
-Apokalypse tries a series of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead tries a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Dickhead hits with a painful roundhouse to the ribs.
+Dickhead tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead punches Apokalypse with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse leaps aside.
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-Dickhead charges with a right cross to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Apokalypse ducks just in time.
-Apokalypse lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Apokalypse launches a series of blows to the eye, but Dickhead steps aside.
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-Dickhead launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Dickhead attacks with a volley of vicious blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a pair of blows to the stomach. Apokalypse ignores it.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse leaps aside.
-Apokalypse lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse backs out of it.
-Apokalypse charges with a volley of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dickhead throws a series of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 40 of 141 punches, and Apokalypse landed 5 of 29 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27


Dickhead is slowing down.

Apokalypse doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse fights inside. (inside)

-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
+Dickhead annoys Apokalypse with a commanding sweeping right to the stomach.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Apokalypse blocks.
+Dickhead fires a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead nails Apokalypse with a flurry of blows to the stomach! Apokalypse asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead hits with a pair of blows to the stomach!
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-Apokalypse throws a uppercut to the jaw, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
-Apokalypse launches a series of left shots to the head, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Apokalypse quickly backs away.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of right blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse blocks.
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-Dickhead attempts a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse stays away from it.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Dickhead lunges with a right to the stomach, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dickhead probes with a left jab to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse blocks.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Apokalypse takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
+Dickhead hits Apokalypse with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Apokalypse paws a volley of blows to the temple, but Dickhead ties him up.
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-Apokalypse throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Apokalypse throws a straight right to the face, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Apokalypse ties him up.
-Dickhead fires a hook to the stomach, but Apokalypse takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 29 of 139 punches, and Apokalypse landed 5 of 30 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36


Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.

Apokalypse doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Dickhead attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Apokalypse shakes Dickhead with a pair of shots to the head.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs!!
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Apokalypse paws a right to the jaw, but Dickhead quickly backs away.
+Dickhead wallops Apokalypse with a pair of quick blows to the stomach!
+Apokalypse drills Dickhead with a barrage of furious blows to the temple.
Apokalypse lands a blood spattering right hook and Dickhead is knocked out of the ring!!

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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Apokalypse fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Apokalypse hits Dickhead with a solid punch to the temple.
Apokalypse lands a cruel hook and Dickhead is knocked down!!

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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead suprises Apokalypse with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Apokalypse asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Apokalypse backs out of it.
-Apokalypse attempts a shot to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Apokalypse tries a pair of blows to the temple, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead strikes with a series of nasty blows to the ribs.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Apokalypse launches a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead charges with a jab to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead throws a series of hooks to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse escapes.
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-Dickhead paws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Apokalypse steps aside.
+Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but Apokalypse leaps aside.
+Dickhead hammers Apokalypse with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of left blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Apokalypse lashes out with a left to the nose.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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-Dickhead probes with a left right to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but misses.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 28 of 140 punches, and Apokalypse landed 12 of 47 punches.

Apokalypse won the round 10-7

Dickhead is winning the fight 47-46


Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.

Apokalypse doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Apokalypse is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
-Dickhead tries a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse stays away from it.
-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead tags Apokalypse with a flurry of vicious blows to the chest.
-Apokalypse tries a left to the temple, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Apokalypse steps aside.
+Dickhead hammers Apokalypse with a volley of nice blows to the ribs.
-Apokalypse attempts a series of right uppercuts to the nose, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead attempts a series of right blows to the ribs, but Apokalypse hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead launches a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse escapes.
-Dickhead launches a series of right shots to the ribs, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
-Apokalypse throws a right right to the temple, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Apokalypse scores with a painful shot to the mouth!
-Dickhead lunges with a right right to the ribs, but Apokalypse quickly backs away.
+Apokalypse wallops Dickhead with a barrage of uppercuts to the eye.
Apokalypse lands a blood spattering right blow to the head and Dickhead's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Apokalypse steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the ribs, but Apokalypse covers himself well.
-Dickhead attacks with a uppercut to the chest, but Apokalypse narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead tries to land a left right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Apokalypse tosses a glancing jab to the nose. Apokalypse is hammering relentlessly! Dickhead is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Apokalypse wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.

Apokalypse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Apokalypse 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Apokalypse 10-7


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Apokalypse 10-7

Apokalypse wins by a technical knockout!