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(Bantamweight) Corporations are our friends defeated This Guy Sucks by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Tuesday, November 13, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Corporations are our friends!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 69 pounds (31 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Friends attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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-Sucks tries a pair of left shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of left hooks to the nose, but Friends stays away from it.
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-Sucks attempts a series of right roundhouses to the eye, but Friends ducks just in time.
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-Sucks attacks with a volley of left crosses to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks tries to land a flurry of left hooks to the jaw, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks tries a volley of left roundhouses to the temple, but falls short.
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+Friends takes charge with a pair of punches to the chest. Sucks covers up.
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+Sucks connects with a wild blow to the mouth. Friends seems wobbly!
-Sucks probes with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Friends throws a jab to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks launches a pair of left uppercuts to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Sucks tries a right cross to the face, but Friends backs out of it.
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-Sucks attempts a series of right punches to the face, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks probes with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but misses.
-Sucks paws a series of shots to the temple, but Friends ties him up.
-Sucks throws a left punch to the jaw, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 16 of 26 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 9 of 77 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 10-9


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Friends ducks.
-Sucks attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Friends slams Sucks with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
-Sucks lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Friends leaps aside.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Friends leaps aside.
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-Sucks paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Friends hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Sucks charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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-Sucks throws a pair of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Sucks charges with a series of left crosses to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Friends fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
-Sucks tries to land a series of left roundhouses to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Sucks tries to land a pair of shots to the nose, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Friends charges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Sucks leaps aside.
-Sucks throws a barrage of hooks to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Sucks tries a pair of left punches to the head, but Friends quickly backs away.
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-Sucks paws a series of right blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of left uppercuts to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Sucks strikes with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 13 of 24 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 9 of 66 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 20-18


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks paws a barrage of shots to the head, but Friends ducks.
-Sucks paws a volley of crosses to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Friends smashes Sucks with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Sucks fires a pair of right roundhouses to the face, but to no avail.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of hooks to the mouth, but Friends steps aside.
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-Sucks lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Friends steps aside.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of blows to the nose, but Friends stays away from it.
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-Friends fires a flurry of left uppercuts to the chest, but Sucks ducks just in time.
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-Sucks tries a pair of left roundhouses to the mouth, but misses.
-Sucks tries to land a pair of crosses to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Sucks fires a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but Friends steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks throws a series of hooks to the head, but misses.
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+Friends clocks Sucks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Sucks lunges with a barrage of right crosses to the eye, but Friends backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 13 of 25 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 7 of 73 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 30-27


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks throws a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but Friends backs out of it.
+Sucks slams Friends with a pair of stinging hooks to the head.
-Sucks launches a pair of crosses to the nose, but Friends ducks just in time.
+Friends pops Sucks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Sucks backpedals to his own corner.
+Friends hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Sucks throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Sucks fires a volley of right hooks to the chest, but Friends deftly avoits it.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks lunges with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Sucks attempts a left hook to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Sucks probes with a series of uppercuts to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Friends throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Sucks quickly backs away.
-Sucks probes with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Friends covers himself well.
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-Sucks tries to land a blow to the stomach, but Friends leaps aside.
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-Sucks paws a pair of right hooks to the jaw, but Friends ducks just in time.
+Friends hits with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Sucks lashes out with a sweeping right to the chin, but Friends covers himself well.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of roundhouses to the temple, but Friends blocks.
-Sucks charges with a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks attempts a left cross to the nose, but Friends covers himself well.
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-Sucks attacks with a hook to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Sucks charges with a series of left punches to the eye, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 15 of 25 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 68 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 40-36


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Friends grazes Sucks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Friends tries a volley of left roundhouses to the ribs, but Sucks steps aside and laughs.
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+Sucks belts Friends with a flurry of solid crosses to the mouth! Friends laughs!
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-Sucks lashes out with a volley of left punches to the face, but Friends quickly backs away.
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-Sucks throws a shot to the head, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Friends attacks with a barrage of right roundhouses to the chest, but Sucks steps aside and laughs.
-Sucks paws a series of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
-Sucks throws a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but falls short.
-Sucks throws a series of roundhouses to the eye, but only hits air.
-Sucks attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-Sucks launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Friends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Friends jolts Sucks with a series of wild punches to the chest.
-Sucks probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Friends backs out of it.
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-Sucks charges with a pair of left uppercuts to the face, but misses completely.
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-Sucks attacks with a left cross to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 15 of 23 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 68 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 50-45


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Friends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks tries to land a series of shots to the mouth, but Friends leaps aside.
+Friends hits with a pair of furious crosses to the ribs.
-Friends probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of left uppercuts to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Friends tosses a pair of painful shots to the ribs! Sucks hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Friends smacks Sucks with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Sucks lunges with a series of right shots to the head, but misses completely.
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+Sucks tattoos Friends with a barrage of quick hooks to the temple!
-Sucks launches a barrage of punches to the nose, but Friends covers himself well.
-Sucks launches a volley of right punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attacks with a flurry of left roundhouses to the ribs, but Friends deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks probes with a right left to the chin, but falls short.
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-Sucks fires a barrage of left crosses to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks lunges with a left to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 14 of 25 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 68 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 60-54


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but Friends deftly avoits it.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Friends escapes.
+Sucks solidly lands a flurry of hooks to the solar plexus.
-Sucks attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but fails to score.
-Sucks lunges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of uppercuts to the chest, but Friends steps aside.
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-Sucks probes with a series of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
+Friends fires a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
+Friends scores with a series of commanding shots to the mouth.
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-Sucks paws a volley of shots to the chin, but Friends ties him up.
-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of uppercuts to the face, but Friends escapes.
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-Sucks lashes out with a flurry of blows to the nose, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks tries to land a pair of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Friends suprises Sucks with a barrage of mean uppercuts to the mouth!
-Sucks charges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Friends leaps aside.
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-Sucks tries to land a volley of right shots to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Friends charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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-Friends probes with a jab to the chin, but Sucks hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 19 of 35 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 79 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 70-63


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Sucks attempts a punch to the jaw, but Friends steps aside and laughs.
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-Sucks attempts a series of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Sucks lashes out with a left to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Friends throws a series of punches to the face, but Sucks hides behind his gloves.
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+Sucks fires a barrage of glancing uppercuts to the solar plexus.
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-Sucks throws a series of hooks to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Sucks lunges with a barrage of hooks to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks probes with a jab to the mouth, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
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+Friends lands a glancing straight right to the nose!
-Sucks fires a volley of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Friends quickly backs away.
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-Sucks lunges with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Friends smacks Sucks with a series of punches to the nose.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Sucks probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Sucks attacks with a series of hooks to the temple, but misses completely.
-Friends tries to land a volley of right hooks to the nose, but Sucks backs out of it.
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-Sucks attempts a barrage of crosses to the temple, but fails to score.
-Sucks throws a pair of crosses to the stomach, but Friends covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 19 of 33 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 76 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 80-72


Friends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Sucks grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks probes with a flurry of blows to the temple, but Friends ducks.
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth, but Friends leaps aside.
-Sucks charges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Friends blocks.
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+Friends connects with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
-Sucks tries a series of uppercuts to the nose, but Friends escapes.
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+Friends annoys Sucks with a volley of punches to the jaw!
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-Sucks attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Friends scores with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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-Sucks paws a pair of left blows to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Sucks annoys Friends with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Friends tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Sucks throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Sucks lunges with a flurry of blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Sucks tries to land a right punch to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Friends probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Friends backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 22 of 32 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 77 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 90-81


Friends doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks charges with a roundhouse to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Sucks launches a series of punches to the temple, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks attempts a pair of crosses to the eye, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
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-Sucks paws a series of uppercuts to the face, but Friends covers himself well.
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+Friends wakes up the fans with a volley of shots to the temple.
+Friends drills Sucks with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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-Sucks throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Friends takes it in the forearms.
-Sucks probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Sucks fires a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Friends steps aside and laughs.
-Friends probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Friends grazes Sucks with a volley of nasty punches to the face.
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+Friends tosses a flurry of loud shots to the face.
-Sucks lunges with a uppercut to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Sucks tosses a volley of wild shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 21 of 31 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 7 of 71 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 100-90


Friends doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Sucks launches a series of hooks to the face, but Friends quickly backs away.
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+Friends attacks with a series of punches to the head.
-Sucks attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Friends pokes Sucks with a barrage of punches to the eye. Sucks hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Sucks probes with a volley of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Friends annoys Sucks with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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+Friends lands a heavy roundhouse to the mouth. Sucks sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Sucks attempts a left left to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Sucks charges with a volley of hooks to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Sucks throws a pair of right crosses to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Sucks throws a volley of shots to the head, but Friends stays away from it.
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-Sucks tries to land a barrage of uppercuts to the jaw, but Friends leaps aside.
-Sucks attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Friends beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks attacks with a right to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Sucks tries a pair of blows to the nose, but Friends ducks just in time.
-Friends throws a volley of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Sucks lunges with a left shot to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 25 of 33 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 5 of 68 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 110-99


Friends doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 12

Friends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Friends pops Sucks with a series of heavy punches to the temple.
+Friends hurts Sucks with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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-Sucks tries a barrage of left uppercuts to the jaw, but Friends quickly backs away.
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+Friends connects with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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-Sucks throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Friends hurts Sucks with a stiff straight right to the face.
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+Friends connects with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Sucks tries a pair of crosses to the temple, but Friends steps aside.
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-Sucks lashes out with a left roundhouse to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Friends clocks Sucks with a barrage of hard punches to the head.
+Sucks throws a barrage of blows to the jaw. Friends gets mad!
-Sucks launches a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but falls short.
-Sucks launches a series of uppercuts to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Sucks lashes out with a series of blows to the face, but Friends hides behind his gloves.
-Sucks paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Friends steps aside.
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-Sucks attempts a volley of right hooks to the head, but loses his balance.
-Sucks charges with a pair of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Friends attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Sucks ties him up.
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-Sucks probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the face, but misses completely.
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-Sucks lunges with a series of blows to the nose, but Friends leaps aside.
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-Sucks tries a volley of roundhouses to the face, but Friends ducks.
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-Sucks paws a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but Friends steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Corporations are our friends landed 26 of 34 punches, and This Guy Sucks landed 6 of 72 punches.

Corporations are our friends won the round 10-9

Corporations are our friends is winning the fight 120-108


Friends doesn't even want to rest!

Sucks is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 2: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 3: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 4: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 5: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 6: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 7: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 8: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 9: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 10: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 11: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 12: Corporations are our friends 10-9

Total Score: Corporations are our friends 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 2: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 3: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 4: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 5: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 6: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 7: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 8: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 9: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 10: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 11: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 12: Corporations are our friends 10-9

Total Score: Corporations are our friends 120-108


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 2: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 3: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 4: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 5: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 6: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 7: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 8: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 9: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 10: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 11: Corporations are our friends 10-9
Round 12: Corporations are our friends 10-9

Total Score: Corporations are our friends 120-108

Corporations are our friends wins by decision!