Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\863958.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Gigglebox Stinkerbutt by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, November 07, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 100 pounds (45 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Gigglebox Stinkerbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stinkerbutt throws everything he's got! (all-out)
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tags Stinkerbutt with a light cross to the solar plexus. Stinkerbutt laughs!
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a powerful right smash to the jaw and Stinkerbutt is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes is slowing down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody mouth.
Stinkerbutt can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a knockout!
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