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(Super-Bantamweight) Mitt Romney 2012 defeated tough titties turkleton by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Tuesday, November 06, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Mitt Romney 2012!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is tough titties turkleton!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Romney 2012 connects with Turkleton with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Turkleton tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Romney 2012 smashes Turkleton with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs.
-Turkleton launches a left roundhouse to the temple, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
-Turkleton throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Turkleton tries to land a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 takes it in the forearms.
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-Turkleton charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Romney 2012 backs out of it.
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+Romney 2012 smacks Turkleton with a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus. Turkleton seems wobbly!
-Turkleton tries a jab to the temple, but misses completely.
+Romney 2012 smashes Turkleton with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Turkleton drills Romney 2012 with a volley of light shots to the face. Romney 2012 laughs!
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-Turkleton lashes out with a pair of blows to the nose, but Romney 2012 steps aside and laughs.
-Turkleton lashes out with a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Romney 2012 lands a pair of punches to the chest.
-Turkleton tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Romney 2012 stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 24 of 24 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 6 of 46 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 10-9


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Romney 2012 leaps aside.
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-Turkleton paws a uppercut to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Turkleton throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
+Romney 2012 hammers Turkleton with a series of punches to the chest!! Turkleton hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Romney 2012 whacks Turkleton with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. Turkleton shakes his head to clear it.
-Turkleton attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Romney 2012 steps aside and laughs.
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+Turkleton nails Romney 2012 with a volley of blows to the jaw.
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-Turkleton lunges with a volley of left punches to the face, but Romney 2012 steps aside.
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+Romney 2012 fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Turkleton probes with a series of blows to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Turkleton attempts a right roundhouse to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Romney 2012 shakes Turkleton with a glancing jab to the ribs!
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+Romney 2012 hits with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 22 of 24 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 6 of 49 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 20-18


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

+Romney 2012 throws a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Turkleton throws a series of right blows to the mouth, but Romney 2012 hides behind his gloves.
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-Turkleton probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Turkleton wakes up the fans with a quick sweeping right to the ribs!
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-Turkleton paws a cross to the face, but Romney 2012 narrowly avoids it
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Romney 2012 ducks.
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+Romney 2012 lands a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Turkleton probes with a series of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Romney 2012 ties him up.
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-Turkleton probes with a series of right blows to the eye, but misses.
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-Turkleton charges with a barrage of blows to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Romney 2012 lands a series of nice punches to the ribs. Turkleton gets mad!
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-Turkleton fires a volley of blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 23 of 23 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 5 of 46 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 30-27


Romney 2012 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton paws a volley of left blows to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Turkleton attacks with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Romney 2012 quickly backs away.
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+Turkleton annoys Romney 2012 with a jab to the nose.
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-Turkleton tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 ducks.
-Turkleton paws a pair of shots to the eye, but fails to score.
+Romney 2012 lands a stiff left to the solar plexus.
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+Romney 2012 tags Turkleton with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs.
+Romney 2012 fires a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Turkleton beats a hasty retreat.
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+Romney 2012 pounds Turkleton with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
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-Turkleton fires a right roundhouse to the eye, but Romney 2012 quickly backs away.
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-Turkleton throws a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Turkleton tries to land a volley of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Romney 2012 punches Turkleton with a barrage of nasty blows to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 23 of 24 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 4 of 49 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 40-36


Romney 2012 doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton attacks with a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Turkleton attempts a series of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
+Romney 2012 attacks with a flurry of light blows to the ribs.
-Turkleton attempts a series of left punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Turkleton attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Romney 2012 ducks.
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-Turkleton launches a barrage of left punches to the head, but Romney 2012 covers himself well.
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+Romney 2012 pummels Turkleton with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Romney 2012 wallops Turkleton with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Turkleton asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Turkleton charges with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Turkleton throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Romney 2012 quickly backs away.
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+Romney 2012 pokes Turkleton with a volley of solid blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 23 of 23 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 4 of 48 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 50-45


Romney 2012 doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

-Turkleton lashes out with a left left to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Romney 2012 hits Turkleton with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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-Turkleton throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but Romney 2012 backs out of it.
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-Turkleton lunges with a sweeping right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Turkleton charges with a series of blows to the nose, but Romney 2012 narrowly avoids it
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-Turkleton lunges with a pair of right blows to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Turkleton fires a pair of punches to the head, but Romney 2012 backs out of it.
+Romney 2012 fires a series of furious punches to the ribs. Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Turkleton throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Romney 2012 ducks just in time.
-Turkleton probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Turkleton tries to land a volley of right blows to the head, but Romney 2012 escapes.
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-Turkleton paws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Romney 2012 hides behind his gloves.
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+Romney 2012 hurts Turkleton with a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
+Romney 2012 pummels Turkleton with a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Turkleton throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Romney 2012 quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Mitt Romney 2012 landed 22 of 22 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 2 of 46 punches.

Mitt Romney 2012 won the round 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 is winning the fight 60-54


Romney 2012 doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 7

Romney 2012 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Romney 2012 belts Turkleton with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
-Turkleton attempts a barrage of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Romney 2012 throws a series of punches to the face.
Romney 2012 lands a vicious haymaker and Turkleton goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Mitt Romney 2012 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Romney 2012 doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 6: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 6: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 2: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 3: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 4: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 5: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9
Round 6: Mitt Romney 2012 10-9

Mitt Romney 2012 wins by a knockout!