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(Strawweight) Milton "Gummo" Marx defeated Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-112, 116-112.

Match Monday, November 05, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Milton "Gummo" Marx!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-30-06 paws a pair of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Gummo thumps 30-06 with a barrage of furious shots to the head.
+30-06 fires a vicious hook to the jaw. Gummo shakes his head to clear it.
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+Gummo hurts 30-06 with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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Gummo tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gummo tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+30-06 tags Gummo with a volley of shots to the eye.
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+Gummo throws a pair of wild punches to the nose.
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-30-06 tries a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Gummo ties him up.
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-30-06 probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Gummo hits with a flurry of punches to the temple. 30-06 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Gummo jolts 30-06 with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 34 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 32 of 32 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Gummo doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Gummo tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Gummo backs up 30-06 with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Gummo hits with a volley of off balance punches to the chin!
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Gummo tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+30-06 annoys Gummo with a flurry of nice punches to the stomach. Gummo beats a hasty retreat.
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+30-06 clocks Gummo with a series of blows to the chest.
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-30-06 fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Gummo nails 30-06 with a flurry of glancing blows to the chin!
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-30-06 probes with a series of shots to the chest, but Gummo quickly backs away.
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+Gummo tosses a hard jab to the nose. 30-06 gets mad!
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-30-06 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Gummo ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 33 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 24 of 26 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 20-18


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Gummo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-30-06 charges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-30-06 fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Gummo quickly backs away.
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+Gummo nails 30-06 with a hard jab to the ribs!! 30-06 quickly recovers.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Gummo leaps aside.
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+Gummo whacks 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Gummo tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Gummo solidly lands a barrage of light punches to the nose.
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-30-06 tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Gummo jolts 30-06 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+30-06 tattoos Gummo with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Gummo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Gummo clocks 30-06 with a series of punches to the chin.
Gummo tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 31 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 24 of 25 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 30-27


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Gummo doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-30-06 attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Gummo escapes.
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+Gummo hits 30-06 with a series of vicious shots to the eye.
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-30-06 lashes out with a pair of blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-30-06 attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+30-06 hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Gummo hits 30-06 with a pair of light shots to the chin. 30-06 is hurt!
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-30-06 attacks with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+30-06 annoys Gummo with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
-30-06 launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Gummo scores with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 37 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 22 of 23 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 39-37


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Gummo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 charges with a hook to the chest, but Gummo ducks.
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-30-06 fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Gummo takes it in the forearms.
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-30-06 fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Gummo covers himself well.
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-30-06 throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Gummo ducks.
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-30-06 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Gummo steps aside and laughs.
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+30-06 takes charge with a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
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+30-06 hits Gummo with a barrage of wild shots to the chest.
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+30-06 connects with a series of punches to the chest. Gummo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-30-06 tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Gummo hurts 30-06 with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 37 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 7 of 7 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 48-47


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Gummo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Gummo deftly avoits it.
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+Gummo smacks 30-06 with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Gummo lands a pair of punches to the chest. 30-06 laughs!
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-30-06 charges with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Gummo ducks.
+Gummo smacks 30-06 with a sweeping right to the mouth.
+Gummo hurts 30-06 with a volley of blows to the eye. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+30-06 fires a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Gummo backpedals to his own corner.
-30-06 launches a roundhouse to the ribs, but goes wide.
+30-06 tosses a volley of blows to the chest.
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-30-06 attempts a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Gummo quickly backs away.
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-30-06 paws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Gummo tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 40 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 29 of 32 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 58-56


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Gummo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Gummo whacks 30-06 with a series of mean shots to the head. 30-06 gets mad!
-30-06 charges with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but Gummo takes it in the forearms.
+Gummo punches 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the temple. 30-06 ignores it.
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+Gummo fires a volley of punches to the chin! 30-06 laughs!
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+30-06 belts Gummo with a flurry of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Gummo gets mad!
+Gummo drills 30-06 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Gummo connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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+Gummo strikes with a painful straight right to the face!!
-30-06 lashes out with a left hook to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-30-06 charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Gummo narrowly avoids it
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+30-06 jolts Gummo with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Gummo annoys 30-06 with a flurry of hard shots to the chin.
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-30-06 tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but Gummo stays away from it.
-30-06 lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Gummo hides behind his gloves.
-30-06 throws a series of shots to the chest, but Gummo escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 39 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 33 of 33 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 68-65


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Gummo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 attacks with a barrage of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-30-06 probes with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+30-06 hits with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs.
-30-06 tries to land a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Gummo beats a hasty retreat.
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-30-06 tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but Gummo leaps aside.
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-30-06 lunges with a series of right blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+30-06 belts Gummo with a volley of shots to the stomach.
+Gummo fires a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 42 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 8 of 9 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 77-75


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Gummo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 throws a barrage of wild blows to the jaw. Gummo doesn't seem bothered.
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+Gummo tattoos 30-06 with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
-30-06 paws a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses.
+Gummo tags 30-06 with a series of glancing punches to the head.
+30-06 whacks Gummo with a uppercut to the jaw.
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-30-06 throws a pair of blows to the chin, but only hits air.
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-30-06 tries a right uppercut to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-30-06 probes with a right hook to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Gummo tosses a volley of punches to the mouth.
+30-06 fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Gummo suprises 30-06 with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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+30-06 fires a pair of vicious shots to the eye.
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+Gummo hits 30-06 with a volley of loud punches to the nose!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 41 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 32 of 35 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 87-84


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Gummo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 10

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 stuns Gummo with a flurry of powerful blows to the nose!!
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+Gummo hits 30-06 with a barrage of heavy shots to the face. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-30-06 lunges with a volley of shots to the face, but Gummo ducks just in time.
-30-06 attempts a series of blows to the head, but Gummo ducks just in time.
+Gummo pounds 30-06 with a series of punches to the eye. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
+Gummo hits 30-06 with a flurry of quick punches to the face.
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+30-06 thumps Gummo with a volley of powerful shots to the mouth.
+Gummo punches 30-06 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Gummo attacks with a roundhouse to the eye.
-30-06 attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-30-06 tries to land a barrage of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Gummo catches 30-06 with a off balance left to the head. 30-06 gets mad!
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+Gummo lands a jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 38 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 32 of 34 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 97-93


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Gummo is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 11

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Gummo is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 catches Gummo with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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-30-06 throws a roundhouse to the face, but goes wide.
+Gummo throws a pair of stiff punches to the jaw! 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-30-06 launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Gummo jars 30-06 with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth.
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+Gummo lands a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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-30-06 lashes out with a volley of blows to the chin, but Gummo backs out of it.
+Gummo grazes 30-06 with a solid jab to the jaw.
+Gummo slams 30-06 with a volley of punches to the head.
+Gummo lands a commanding left to the eye.
-30-06 lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but fails to score.
+Gummo lands a barrage of wild punches to the head.
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+30-06 rocks Gummo with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the head.
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+30-06 slams Gummo with a commanding uppercut to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 43 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 31 of 34 punches.

Milton "Gummo" Marx won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 107-102


30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Gummo is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 12

30-06 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Gummo is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 tries a shot to the face, but Gummo hides behind his gloves.
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+30-06 annoys Gummo with a series of hard shots to the eye.
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+30-06 connects with Gummo with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Gummo pummels 30-06 with a left to the mouth.
-30-06 launches a pair of uppercuts to the temple, but goes wide.
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-30-06 tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Gummo blocks.
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+30-06 fires a series of uppercuts to the chin.
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-30-06 throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 33 punches, and Milton "Gummo" Marx landed 8 of 8 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Milton "Gummo" Marx is winning the fight 116-112


30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Gummo is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 2: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 3: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 4: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 7: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 10: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 11: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 12: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Milton "Gummo" Marx 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 2: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 3: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 7: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 10: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 11: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 12: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Milton "Gummo" Marx 117-112


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 2: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 3: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 4: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 7: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 10: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 11: Milton "Gummo" Marx 10-9
Round 12: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Total Score: Milton "Gummo" Marx 116-112

Milton "Gummo" Marx wins by decision!