Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\863734.htm on local disk...(Toughman) VAGINA defeated Bronco Escobar by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, November 03, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Bronco Escobar!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Escobar covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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-Escobar attempts a flurry of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Bronco Escobar landed 2 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
VAGINA won the round 10-9
VAGINA is winning the fight 10-9
Escobar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Escobar covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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-Escobar attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Vagina quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bronco Escobar landed 2 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
VAGINA won the round 10-9
VAGINA is winning the fight 20-18
Escobar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Escobar covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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-Escobar paws a volley of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bronco Escobar landed 2 of 9 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
VAGINA won the round 10-9
VAGINA is winning the fight 30-27
Escobar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Escobar covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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-Vagina probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Escobar blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Bronco Escobar landed 2 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
VAGINA won the round 10-9
VAGINA is winning the fight 40-36
Escobar doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: VAGINA 10-9
Round 2: VAGINA 10-9
Round 3: VAGINA 10-9
Round 4: VAGINA 10-9
Total Score: VAGINA 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: VAGINA 10-9
Round 2: VAGINA 10-9
Round 3: VAGINA 10-9
Round 4: VAGINA 10-9
Total Score: VAGINA 40-36
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: VAGINA 10-9
Round 2: VAGINA 10-9
Round 3: VAGINA 10-9
Round 4: VAGINA 10-9
Total Score: VAGINA 40-36
VAGINA wins by decision!
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