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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Santa Monica by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, October 29, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kilograms) is Santa Monica!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Monica is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Monica tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Monica connects with a volley of mean punches to the jaw.
+Monica backs up 30-06 with a volley of off balance punches to the head.
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+Monica tattoos 30-06 with a pair of wild shots to the head.
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+30-06 jars Monica with a volley of hard punches to the temple. Monica quickly recovers.
+Monica slams 30-06 with a pair of nice punches to the nose. 30-06 is hurt!
+Monica catches 30-06 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Monica tags 30-06 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+30-06 annoys Monica with a series of strong blows to the face.
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+Monica jars 30-06 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Monica hurts 30-06 with a vicious jab to the ribs.
-30-06 throws a volley of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Monica pokes 30-06 with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth!
-30-06 throws a jab to the temple, but Monica quickly backs away.
+Monica lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Monica hits 30-06 with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Monica annoys 30-06 with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
Monica tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Monica tosses a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Monica belts 30-06 with a series of punches to the chest.
+Monica staggers 30-06 with a pair of solid punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Santa Monica landed 71 of 71 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 31 punches.

Santa Monica won the round 10-9

Santa Monica is winning the fight 10-9


Monica doesn't even want to rest!

30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Monica is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-30-06 attacks with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Monica quickly backs away.
+Monica smashes 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Monica pops 30-06 with a cross to the chest.
+Monica grazes 30-06 with a volley of punches to the chest. 30-06 grimaces in pain.
+Monica rocks 30-06 with a pair of stiff shots to the chest.
+Monica wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+30-06 stuns Monica with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Monica hits with a series of glancing blows to the nose. 30-06 doesn't seem bothered.
+Monica hammers 30-06 with a series of nice punches to the chest. 30-06 laughs!
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+Monica whacks 30-06 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Monica hits with a pair of stinging punches to the temple. 30-06 gets mad!
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+30-06 fires a series of mean shots to the solar plexus.
+30-06 fires a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach. Monica shakes his head to clear it.
+Monica slams 30-06 with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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Monica tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Monica scores with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach!!
Monica tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Monica beats a hasty retreat.
+Monica connects with a flurry of punches to the temple. 30-06 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Monica thumps 30-06 with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth. 30-06 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Santa Monica landed 68 of 76 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 31 punches.

Santa Monica won the round 10-9

Santa Monica is winning the fight 20-18


Monica grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Monica is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Monica hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw!
-30-06 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Monica jars 30-06 with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
Monica tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 tries a jab to the chest, but falls short.
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-30-06 throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Monica ducks.
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+Monica fires a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+30-06 shakes Monica with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach. Monica doesn't seem bothered.
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Monica tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+30-06 lashes out with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach!! Monica backpedals to his own corner.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Santa Monica landed 22 of 25 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 34 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Santa Monica is winning the fight 29-28


Monica grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Monica is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

+Monica strikes with a barrage of furious punches to the nose!
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+30-06 lashes out with a uppercut to the stomach.
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+Monica staggers 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Monica hurts 30-06 with a series of light punches to the chin.
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+Monica whacks 30-06 with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach. 30-06 doesn't seem bothered.
+Monica fires a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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+30-06 shakes Monica with a heavy cross to the chest. Monica shakes his head to clear it.
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+Monica tags 30-06 with a series of light punches to the mouth.
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+Monica takes charge with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
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+Monica fires a glancing hook to the eye. 30-06 grimaces in pain.
+Monica smacks 30-06 with a cross to the face. 30-06 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Monica stuns 30-06 with a furious straight right to the chin.
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-30-06 throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Monica rocks 30-06 with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-30-06 probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Monica leaps aside.
-30-06 probes with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-30-06 lashes out with a left sweeping right to the chest, but goes wide.
+30-06 shakes Monica with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Santa Monica landed 59 of 59 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 40 punches.

Santa Monica won the round 10-9

Santa Monica is winning the fight 39-37


Monica is slowing down.

30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Monica is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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+30-06 strikes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Monica hits 30-06 with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Monica hits with a loud roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Monica lashes out with a series of furious shots to the head.
+Monica tattoos 30-06 with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Monica fires a pair of heavy punches to the chest.
-30-06 tries a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Monica lands a flurry of quick punches to the face!
+Monica pops 30-06 with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. 30-06 retreats to the far corner.
+30-06 lands a volley of light shots to the stomach.
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+Monica throws a series of glancing punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
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+Monica clocks 30-06 with a jab to the face.
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-30-06 fires a uppercut to the chest, but falls short.
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-30-06 fires a series of left punches to the chest, but Monica deftly avoits it.
+Monica punches 30-06 with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+30-06 tosses a series of punches to the stomach.
+Monica shakes 30-06 with a series of punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Santa Monica landed 63 of 63 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 21 of 39 punches.

Santa Monica won the round 10-9

Santa Monica is winning the fight 49-46


Monica looks exhausted.

30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Monica is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

+30-06 takes charge with a series of quick blows to the chin.
30-06 lands a crashing cross to the jaw and Monica's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Monica receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye.

30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 2: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 5: Santa Monica 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 2: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 5: Santa Monica 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 2: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Santa Monica 10-9
Round 5: Santa Monica 10-9

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!