Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\862309.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Dan "Straw" Jones defeated goober by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Monday, October 22, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is goober!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dan "Straw" Jones!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Goober comes out flailing.
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Goober clocks Straw with a barrage of wild punches to the chin.
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+Straw lands a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Goober suprises Straw with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Straw whacks Goober with a sweeping right to the chest.
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+Goober lashes out with a hard left to the mouth.
+Straw annoys Goober with a barrage of painful punches to the ribs.
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+Goober smashes Straw with a jab to the jaw.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
+Goober lands a off balance straight right to the head. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Goober solidly lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Goober whacks Straw with a volley of off balance shots to the head.
+Straw hits with a vicious cross to the solar plexus.
+Goober suprises Straw with a series of vicious blows to the nose. Straw quickly recovers.
+Goober strikes with a volley of shots to the head. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
+Goober thumps Straw with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Goober strikes with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Goober hurts Straw with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+Goober throws a volley of wild punches to the head.
+Goober connects with a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Goober tosses a flurry of shots to the mouth.
+Goober throws a series of nasty blows to the chin.
+Goober tags Straw with a volley of furious blows to the face. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Goober tags Straw with a pair of blows to the ribs. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Goober backs up Straw with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Goober punches Straw with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Goober connects with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Goober strikes with a flurry of mean punches to the temple. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
+Goober punches Straw with a barrage of glancing blows to the jaw.
+Goober catches Straw with a pair of shots to the face.
+Goober grazes Straw with a volley of heavy shots to the jaw. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Goober hurts Straw with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+Straw wallops Goober with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Goober stuns Straw with a series of punches to the jaw. Straw retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
goober landed 110 of 110 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 38 of 38 punches.
goober won the round 10-9
goober is winning the fight 10-9
Goober grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Goober comes out flailing.
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Goober punches Straw with a volley of shots to the face.
+Goober catches Straw with a nice sweeping right to the chin.
+Goober pummels Straw with a sweeping right to the chest.
+Goober pokes Straw with a volley of wild punches to the head.
-Goober throws a series of left blows to the face, but Straw leaps aside.
+Straw connects with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
+Goober pokes Straw with a series of loud punches to the chest.
+Goober jars Straw with a stinging cross to the nose.
+Goober pounds Straw with a volley of loud blows to the eye.
+Straw throws a flurry of punches to the head.
+Straw fires a series of punches to the face. Goober falls against the ropes!
+Straw hits with a series of vicious blows to the chin!!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the head.
+Straw pounds Goober with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Straw attacks with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Straw connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Goober jars Straw with a series of punches to the nose!
+Goober tags Straw with a barrage of powerful shots to the temple. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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-Goober launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Straw steps aside.
+Straw strikes with a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
+Goober attacks with a volley of vicious punches to the temple!
+Goober throws a vicious uppercut to the head!
+Goober suprises Straw with a flurry of shots to the eye. Straw covers up.
+Goober hits with a volley of punches to the temple. Straw laughs!
+Straw lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Goober doesn't seem bothered.
+Goober tosses a left to the head.
+Goober connects with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Straw throws a flurry of off balance blows to the eye.
+Straw hits with a series of punches to the chin!
+Goober hammers Straw with a hook to the stomach. Straw quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
-Goober throws a right uppercut to the mouth, but Straw stays away from it.
+Straw hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Goober grazes Straw with a barrage of shots to the chin.
+Straw rocks Goober with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Straw hits with a series of light shots to the chin. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Goober annoys Straw with a uppercut to the head.
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+Straw solidly lands a pair of strong punches to the nose!
+Goober hits with a cross to the eye.
+Goober punches Straw with a series of shots to the mouth.
+Goober smashes Straw with a flurry of vicious blows to the ribs.
+Straw belts Goober with a cross to the chin.
+Goober tattoos Straw with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Goober backs up Straw with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye. Straw grimaces in pain.
+Goober wallops Straw with a barrage of nice blows to the temple!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
goober landed 104 of 117 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 67 of 69 punches.
goober won the round 10-9
goober is winning the fight 20-18
Goober is slowing down.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Goober comes out flailing.
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Goober pounds Straw with a wild hook to the eye!
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+Goober hurts Straw with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
+Goober clocks Straw with a painful uppercut to the head.
+Goober lashes out with a series of quick blows to the temple.
-Goober paws a uppercut to the temple, but only hits air.
+Straw lands a series of punches to the mouth.
+Straw pokes Goober with a series of quick blows to the chin. Goober falls against the ropes!
+Straw hammers Goober with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Goober beats a hasty retreat.
+Goober tosses a pair of nice punches to the chin. Straw doesn't notice.
+Straw hits Goober with a series of painful punches to the chest!!
-Goober throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Straw blocks.
+Straw hammers Goober with a stiff straight right to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Goober probes with a left roundhouse to the nose, but only hits air.
+Goober tosses a volley of powerful shots to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
+Straw fires a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
+Straw catches Goober with a jab to the chin.
+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
+Goober takes charge with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Goober rocks Straw with a volley of painful shots to the nose.
+Straw shakes Goober with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs!!
+Straw fires a volley of wild punches to the face.
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+Goober hits with a barrage of wild punches to the face.
+Goober staggers Straw with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Straw punches Goober with a straight right to the eye.
-Goober lashes out with a volley of blows to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Goober hits with a barrage of blows to the temple.
+Straw pokes Goober with a series of punches to the chest!! Goober retreats to the far corner.
+Goober tattoos Straw with a volley of loud shots to the nose.
-Goober probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Straw ducks just in time.
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+Goober stuns Straw with a flurry of quick shots to the chest. Straw covers up.
+Straw connects with a flurry of heavy blows to the face.
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+Goober throws a volley of vicious blows to the face. Straw covers up.
+Goober grazes Straw with a pair of punches to the face. Straw doesn't notice.
+Straw fires a strong sweeping right to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Goober lunges with a sweeping right to the eye, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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+Straw suprises Goober with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Straw throws a jab to the head.
+Goober hits with a volley of stinging blows to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
goober landed 83 of 112 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 67 of 80 punches.
goober won the round 10-9
goober is winning the fight 30-27
Goober collapses limply onto his stool.
Straw doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Goober comes out flailing.
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Goober paws a pair of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Straw throws a jab to the head.
+Goober tags Straw with a flurry of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Goober probes with a series of left shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Goober tries a volley of blows to the temple, but Straw escapes.
+Straw jolts Goober with a right to the eye. Goober seems wobbly!
+Goober wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy blows to the jaw.
+Straw solidly lands a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Straw punches Goober with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Goober tries to land a pair of left blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
+Straw throws a pair of mean punches to the eye.
+Goober attacks with a glancing cross to the face.
+Goober staggers Straw with a jab to the nose.
-Goober attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Goober smacks Straw with a pair of heavy punches to the eye!!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
-Goober paws a straight right to the chest, but Straw leaps aside.
+Goober tags Straw with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Straw connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Straw grazes Goober with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
+Straw hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest. Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Goober catches Straw with a pair of powerful blows to the face.
+Straw suprises Goober with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
-Goober tries a barrage of left blows to the mouth, but Straw quickly backs away.
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+Goober punches Straw with a volley of blows to the chin.
+Goober hits with a volley of nice shots to the chin. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-Goober tries a series of shots to the chin, but Straw stays away from it.
+Straw fires a series of light shots to the solar plexus!! Goober hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Straw smashes Goober with a jab to the mouth. Goober doesn't seem bothered.
+Straw tags Goober with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
+Goober connects with a pair of blows to the solar plexus. Straw covers up.
-Goober paws a pair of right shots to the face, but he's too slow.
+Goober staggers Straw with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
-Goober attacks with a left sweeping right to the chest, but goes wide.
+Straw hits with a light left to the solar plexus.
+Straw annoys Goober with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
+Goober thumps Straw with a volley of nasty punches to the chest!
-Goober paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Straw tosses a volley of light punches to the jaw.
-Goober lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
+Straw pops Goober with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
+Straw tattoos Goober with a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
+Goober tags Straw with a left to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
goober landed 63 of 117 punches, and Dan "Straw" Jones landed 65 of 72 punches.
Dan "Straw" Jones won the round 10-9
goober is winning the fight 39-37
Goober receives medical attention from his trainer.
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Goober comes out flailing.
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Straw jolts Goober with a volley of punches to the chest.
-Goober attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Straw pops Goober with a volley of light punches to the chest.
+Goober throws a glancing straight right to the eye. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Straw tosses a volley of vicious punches to the chin!
+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
+Straw clocks Goober with a volley of punches to the stomach. Goober sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Straw belts Goober with a pair of nasty punches to the chest.
-Goober lunges with a volley of shots to the chin, but Straw backs out of it.
+Straw tattoos Goober with a volley of light blows to the chin.
+Goober grazes Straw with a series of loud shots to the head.
+Straw hits Goober with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose! Goober sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Straw grazes Goober with a pair of punches to the ribs!!
-Goober probes with a pair of punches to the chin, but Straw hides behind his gloves.
+Straw hammers Goober with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Goober tosses a flurry of shots to the eye.
+Straw wallops Goober with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Goober hammers Straw with a volley of nasty punches to the head. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
-Goober tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but misses.
+Goober pummels Straw with a volley of nasty punches to the eye!! Straw covers up.
-Goober probes with a series of shots to the head, but goes wide.
+Straw hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Goober ignores it. Straw is raining blows! Goober's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Dan "Straw" Jones wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Goober can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye.
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: Dan "Straw" Jones 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: Dan "Straw" Jones 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: goober 10-9
Round 2: goober 10-9
Round 3: goober 10-9
Round 4: Dan "Straw" Jones 10-9
Dan "Straw" Jones wins by a technical knockout!
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