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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\861901.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Friday, October 19, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 167 pounds (76 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 69 pounds (31 kilograms) is C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
+The Middle Dancer lands a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead thumps The Middle Dancer with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead lunges with a straight right to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead fires a pair of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right cross to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
+The Middle Dancer lands a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Dickhead retreats to the far corner.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Dickhead blocks.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attacks with a sweeping right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a right cross to the face, but falls short.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead smacks The Middle Dancer with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead fires a volley of left punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead lunges with a right jab to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a right straight right to the nose, but goes wide.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a flurry of punches to the chin, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead catches The Middle Dancer with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead tags The Middle Dancer with a flurry of hard shots to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 25 of 118 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 15 of 80 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Middle Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
+The Middle Dancer lands a volley of painful punches to the temple.
-Dickhead launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer paws a right jab to the temple, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Dickhead pops The Middle Dancer with a pair of blows to the chest. The Middle Dancer quickly recovers.
+Dickhead pummels The Middle Dancer with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
-The Middle Dancer paws a barrage of left blows to the head, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-The Middle Dancer tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-The Middle Dancer launches a series of punches to the temple, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a series of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer tries a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Dickhead ducks.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead charges with a series of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead launches a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
+Dickhead thumps The Middle Dancer with a series of off balance shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a right sweeping right to the jaw, but falls short.
-Dickhead tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+The Middle Dancer smacks Dickhead with a series of punches to the head!!
-The Middle Dancer probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+The Middle Dancer hits Dickhead with a series of commanding punches to the face.
-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead tries a volley of right blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer fires a pair of right punches to the face, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 24 of 146 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 13 of 71 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Dickhead grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Dickhead shakes The Middle Dancer with a pair of blows to the chest. The Middle Dancer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead attempts a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left jab to the chin, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead paws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a left left to the stomach, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
-The Middle Dancer launches a left sweeping right to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead paws a hook to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead fires a right to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-The Middle Dancer launches a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but falls short.
+The Middle Dancer jars Dickhead with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead launches a roundhouse to the chest, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer punches Dickhead with a series of commanding punches to the head.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead tries to land a right roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a right straight right to the head, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attempts a left straight right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
+The Middle Dancer slams Dickhead with a series of vicious punches to the nose. Dickhead asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dickhead launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead paws a right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Middle Dancer tags Dickhead with a volley of punches to the eye.
-Dickhead paws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead charges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead suprises The Middle Dancer with a jab to the ribs.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer fires a pair of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a uppercut to the head, but Dickhead escapes.
-Dickhead fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a roundhouse to the face, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead lunges with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a roundhouse to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a left to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
+Dickhead attacks with a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 19 of 149 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 15 of 77 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 29-28
Dickhead is slowing down.
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dickhead slams The Middle Dancer with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. The Middle Dancer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead lunges with a left to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer launches a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+The Middle Dancer jars Dickhead with a glancing right to the head.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead tosses a barrage of shots to the ribs! The Middle Dancer doesn't notice.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a jab to the eye.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a left straight right to the temple, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead attempts a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
...
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead grazes The Middle Dancer with a volley of loud blows to the chest.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer tries a roundhouse to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead paws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead lashes out with a uppercut to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer throws a pair of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead attempts a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of punches to the head, but Dickhead steps aside.
-The Middle Dancer launches a barrage of left punches to the chin, but Dickhead covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a pair of right punches to the face, but Dickhead ducks.
-Dickhead paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
+The Middle Dancer lashes out with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw. Dickhead covers up.
+The Middle Dancer nails Dickhead with a volley of punches to the temple. Dickhead sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-The Middle Dancer tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
-The Middle Dancer fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 17 of 146 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 18 of 77 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 39-37
Dickhead looks exhausted.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer launches a series of blows to the face, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a uppercut to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead hammers The Middle Dancer with a vicious jab to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Dickhead paws a left left to the chest, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead launches a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
...
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a series of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a volley of shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Dickhead launches a volley of right blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
+The Middle Dancer smashes Dickhead with a jab to the temple.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left left to the chest, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
-The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of blows to the temple, but misses completely.
-Dickhead tries a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead fires a volley of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. The Middle Dancer doesn't seem bothered.
+The Middle Dancer lands a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Dickhead steps aside.
+The Middle Dancer lands a hard straight right to the nose.
-Dickhead fires a volley of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead attempts a left to the chest, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
-Dickhead lunges with a jab to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 13 of 141 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 24 of 80 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 48-47
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+The Middle Dancer hits Dickhead with a series of punches to the face. Dickhead grimaces in pain.
-Dickhead tries to land a jab to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but misses completely.
-Dickhead fires a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
+Dickhead staggers The Middle Dancer with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. The Middle Dancer laughs!
-Dickhead probes with a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead throws a series of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead covers himself well.
+The Middle Dancer shakes Dickhead with a flurry of solid punches to the eye!
+The Middle Dancer grazes Dickhead with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
...
-Dickhead charges with a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a series of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead charges with a series of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
...
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a series of right blows to the head, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead launches a sweeping right to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead paws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
+The Middle Dancer lands a volley of powerful blows to the head.
-Dickhead lunges with a left right to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a volley of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead fires a series of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a right right to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
...
-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
...
+Dickhead backs up The Middle Dancer with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 12 of 140 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 28 of 85 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer launches a series of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead lashes out with a jab to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead launches a pair of right blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
+The Middle Dancer wallops Dickhead with a glancing jab to the solar plexus.
-The Middle Dancer launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
-Dickhead throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
+Dickhead hurts The Middle Dancer with a series of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Dickhead probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+The Middle Dancer lands a series of wild shots to the head.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+The Middle Dancer scores with a series of mean shots to the mouth. Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead lunges with a left straight right to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+The Middle Dancer jars Dickhead with a series of punches to the mouth. Dickhead gets mad!
-Dickhead attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead paws a left hook to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-The Middle Dancer paws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-The Middle Dancer tries a series of punches to the stomach, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a left jab to the chest, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
+The Middle Dancer whacks Dickhead with a flurry of vicious shots to the jaw.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead paws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dickhead steps aside.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-The Middle Dancer paws a cross to the nose, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer catches Dickhead with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
-The Middle Dancer launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a right to the mouth.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dickhead attempts a right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attacks with a left to the chest, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 8 of 143 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 27 of 80 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis is winning the fight 67-66
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
The Middle Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead paws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead launches a right roundhouse to the ribs, but to no avail.
+The Middle Dancer pummels Dickhead with a series of nice punches to the chest. Dickhead falls against the ropes! The Middle Dancer is raining blows! Dickhead seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
The Middle Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis wins by a technical knockout!
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