Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\861653.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Gigglebox Stinkerbutt by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, October 17, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 104 pounds (47 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Gigglebox Stinkerbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stinkerbutt throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes whacks Stinkerbutt with a volley of glancing blows to the solar plexus.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a decisive smash to the jaw and Stinkerbutt's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Stinkerbutt can't remember which corner is his. He has cut below the right eye.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a knockout!
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