Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\861141.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Friday, October 12, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead lunges with a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer blocks.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
-Dickhead throws a straight right to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Dickhead charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead annoys Junior Hammer with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer ducks.
+Dickhead pummels Junior Hammer with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead launches a pair of blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Dickhead shakes Junior Hammer with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a right cross to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead tries to land a right to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Dickhead suprises Junior Hammer with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead charges with a hook to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
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+Dickhead tosses a series of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead paws a series of shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead paws a pair of shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead lands a volley of solid blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead attempts a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead pokes Junior Hammer with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead strikes with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer escapes.
-Dickhead charges with a cross to the chest, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
+Junior Hammer punches Dickhead with a pair of shots to the head.
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-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead lands a series of nice shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead strikes with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 48 of 139 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead launches a volley of left shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dickhead hits Junior Hammer with a cross to the stomach.
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-Dickhead probes with a left cross to the chest, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Dickhead launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
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-Dickhead charges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead suprises Junior Hammer with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead tries to land a left hook to the stomach, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
+Dickhead backs up Junior Hammer with a quick cross to the chest.
-Dickhead fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks.
-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead pounds Junior Hammer with a strong sweeping right to the ribs. Junior Hammer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dickhead lunges with a left sweeping right to the ribs, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
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-Dickhead charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead attacks with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
+Dickhead takes charge with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dickhead throws a series of right shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
+Junior Hammer tattoos Dickhead with a pair of hard punches to the solar plexus. Dickhead backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dickhead attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
-Dickhead charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead paws a right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead jolts Junior Hammer with a pair of punches to the ribs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 41 of 147 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Dickhead is obviously tired.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dickhead launches a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
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-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead pounds Junior Hammer with a volley of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dickhead catches Junior Hammer with a volley of light blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dickhead tries to land a left left to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead fires a right right to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead launches a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead launches a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer blocks.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
+Dickhead attacks with a loud jab to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of strong punches to the ribs. Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
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+Junior Hammer catches Dickhead with a volley of stiff shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ties him up.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
+Dickhead smacks Junior Hammer with a flurry of vicious blows to the stomach!
-Dickhead lunges with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead backs up Junior Hammer with a solid hook to the chest.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
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+Dickhead attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach. Junior Hammer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dickhead clocks Junior Hammer with a pair of shots to the chest!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 34 of 146 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 9 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Dickhead looks exhausted.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead hits with a series of blows to the chest.
+Dickhead annoys Junior Hammer with a volley of blows to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dickhead probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer stays away from it.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer ducks just in time.
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-Dickhead probes with a series of shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer escapes.
+Junior Hammer fires a pair of stinging shots to the mouth. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead hits with a hard left to the chest.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer escapes.
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-Dickhead throws a left to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Dickhead hits Junior Hammer with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Junior Hammer hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer blocks.
-Dickhead probes with a right hook to the ribs, but misses.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right hook to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dickhead fires a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
+Dickhead pops Junior Hammer with a volley of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 23 of 153 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 7 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
-Dickhead lashes out with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dickhead solidly lands a barrage of glancing blows to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer doesn't notice.
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-Dickhead tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead charges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer ducks.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer leaps aside.
+Dickhead smashes Junior Hammer with a pair of solid shots to the stomach. Junior Hammer falls against the ropes!
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+Junior Hammer clocks Dickhead with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach!
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-Dickhead throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
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-Dickhead fires a series of left blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a hook to the chest, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer escapes.
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-Dickhead tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but Junior Hammer covers himself well.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Junior Hammer escapes.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
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-Dickhead tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer backs out of it.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dickhead takes charge with a pair of stiff blows to the solar plexus. Junior Hammer backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 17 of 148 punches, and Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh landed 8 of 8 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 50-45
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Dickhead comes out flailing.
Junior Hammer covers up.
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-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead whacks Junior Hammer with a nice hook to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of shots to the chest, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead fires a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Junior Hammer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Junior Hammer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer steps aside.
-Dickhead tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Dickhead clocks Junior Hammer with a series of blows to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Junior Hammer deftly avoits it.
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-Dickhead throws a pair of right blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Junior Hammer annoys Dickhead with a series of blows to the head. Junior Hammer strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Dickhead is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Junior Hammer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9
Round 5: Dickhead 10-9
Mike "Junior Hammer" Marsh wins by a technical knockout!
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