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(Strawweight) "Suckle My Knuckle" defeated The Joking Riddler by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Monday, October 08, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Suckle My Knuckle"!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is The Joking Riddler!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Riddler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Suckle My Knuckle tries a volley of crosses to the chin, but Riddler steps aside and laughs.
+Riddler pounds Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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+Riddler hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
+Riddler throws a flurry of hard punches to the mouth!
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+Riddler jolts Suckle My Knuckle with a solid jab to the chin. Suckle My Knuckle seems wobbly!
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+Riddler scores with a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Riddler nails Suckle My Knuckle with a series of crosses to the stomach.
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-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a right jab to the temple, but misses.
+Riddler fires a series of furious punches to the stomach.
+Suckle My Knuckle fires a flurry of nasty uppercuts to the mouth.
+Riddler catches Suckle My Knuckle with a jab to the jaw!
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+Suckle My Knuckle hurts Riddler with a flurry of stinging crosses to the eye.
+Riddler hits with a pair of punches to the chin!
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+Riddler hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
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+Riddler fires a volley of punches to the chin. Suckle My Knuckle beats a hasty retreat.
+Suckle My Knuckle hits with a heavy cross to the face.
+Riddler grazes Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of shots to the jaw!
+Riddler tags Suckle My Knuckle with a jab to the eye.
-Suckle My Knuckle lashes out with a shot to the mouth, but misses.
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+Riddler hits with a pair of uppercuts to the jaw!
+Suckle My Knuckle hits with a nice left to the nose! Riddler shakes his head to clear it.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a slow motion right haymaker and Riddler lands flat on his back!!

ONE

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SEVEN
Riddler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Riddler clocks Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of loud uppercuts to the head.
+Riddler wallops Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Riddler belts Suckle My Knuckle with a series of furious blows to the temple.
+Suckle My Knuckle fires a series of vicious punches to the head!!
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+Riddler smacks Suckle My Knuckle with a series of stinging shots to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

"Suckle My Knuckle" landed 20 of 40 punches, and The Joking Riddler landed 95 of 95 punches.

"Suckle My Knuckle" won the round 10-8

"Suckle My Knuckle" is winning the fight 10-8


Suckle My Knuckle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Riddler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Riddler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Riddler nails Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Riddler smashes Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+Riddler connects with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Riddler connects with a barrage of crosses to the solar plexus. Suckle My Knuckle ignores it.
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+Riddler tattoos Suckle My Knuckle with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
+Suckle My Knuckle tags Riddler with a series of stiff punches to the chin. Riddler covers up.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a devestating hook and Riddler is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

ONE

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FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT
Riddler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Riddler tosses a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Riddler smacks Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of punches to the head. Suckle My Knuckle gets mad!
-Suckle My Knuckle charges with a right to the eye, but Riddler leaps aside.
+Suckle My Knuckle wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid hooks to the temple.
+Riddler hits Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of uppercuts to the face.
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+Riddler wallops Suckle My Knuckle with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Riddler strikes with a volley of wild roundhouses to the jaw.
+Suckle My Knuckle fires a volley of blows to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange uppercuts to the mouth.
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+Riddler thumps Suckle My Knuckle with a furious jab to the chest.
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-Suckle My Knuckle probes with a series of left blows to the chin, but falls short.
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+Suckle My Knuckle pounds Riddler with a punch to the head.
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+Riddler pounds Suckle My Knuckle with a series of solid punches to the jaw. Suckle My Knuckle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Suckle My Knuckle tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Riddler takes it in the forearms.
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+Riddler hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Suckle My Knuckle annoys Riddler with a series of commanding shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

"Suckle My Knuckle" landed 25 of 39 punches, and The Joking Riddler landed 92 of 92 punches.

"Suckle My Knuckle" won the round 10-8

"Suckle My Knuckle" is winning the fight 20-16


Suckle My Knuckle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Riddler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Riddler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Riddler tattoos Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of stiff punches to the head!
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+Riddler connects with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
-Riddler lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Suckle My Knuckle backs out of it.
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+Riddler hits with a series of punches to the nose. Suckle My Knuckle shakes his head to clear it.
+Riddler attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Riddler jars Suckle My Knuckle with a series of strong punches to the chin.
+Riddler nails Suckle My Knuckle with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Riddler shakes Suckle My Knuckle with a strong straight right to the chin. Suckle My Knuckle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Riddler throws a pair of right blows to the head, but Suckle My Knuckle steps aside and laughs.
+Suckle My Knuckle connects with a pair of loud blows to the chin. Riddler doesn't notice.
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-Riddler throws a jab to the eye, but Suckle My Knuckle ties him up.
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-Riddler probes with a volley of left hooks to the nose, but Suckle My Knuckle beats a hasty retreat.
+Suckle My Knuckle hits with a glancing roundhouse to the mouth!
+Riddler thumps Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of blows to the chin!
+Riddler jolts Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Suckle My Knuckle doesn't seem bothered.
+Suckle My Knuckle throws a pair of heavy hooks to the mouth.
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-Suckle My Knuckle attempts a pair of crosses to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Riddler tries to land a punch to the chest, but Suckle My Knuckle blocks.
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+Suckle My Knuckle slams Riddler with a flurry of crosses to the face.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a vicious smash to the jaw and Riddler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

ONE

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NINE
Riddler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Riddler suprises Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of furious hooks to the jaw.
+Suckle My Knuckle annoys Riddler with a barrage of shots to the temple.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a quick haymaker and Riddler hurtles to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT
Riddler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Riddler thumps Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Suckle My Knuckle tattoos Riddler with a pair of nice roundhouses to the mouth.
+Suckle My Knuckle whacks Riddler with a pair of strong blows to the head. Riddler falls against the ropes!
-Riddler tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Suckle My Knuckle backs out of it.
+Riddler punches Suckle My Knuckle with a pair of loud punches to the chin. Suckle My Knuckle seems wobbly!
+Riddler smacks Suckle My Knuckle with a flurry of strong punches to the nose!
+Suckle My Knuckle solidly lands a uppercut to the jaw.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Riddler is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

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TEN
He's Out!
"Suckle My Knuckle" wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Suckle My Knuckle doesn't even want to rest!

Riddler is slowing down. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let The Joking Riddler continue the fight! "Suckle My Knuckle" wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 2: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 2: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8
Round 2: "Suckle My Knuckle" 10-8

"Suckle My Knuckle" wins by a knockout!