Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\860052.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Lover Boy Banger defeated Pansy"WWW" Slapper by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Thursday, October 04, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pansy"WWW" Slapper!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Lover Boy Banger!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Banger attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Www narrowly avoids it
+Www solidly lands a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Www connects with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
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+Banger pummels Www with a series of stiff punches to the stomach. Www seems wobbly!
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www hits with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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+Www annoys Banger with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Www jolts Banger with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Www annoys Banger with a series of nasty punches to the head.
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+Www smashes Banger with a straight right to the eye.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Banger attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 38 of 39 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 8 of 22 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 10-9
Www doesn't want to stop fighting!
Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www throws a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Banger probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Www steps aside and laughs.
+Www throws a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www hits with a flurry of nice punches to the nose. Banger grimaces in pain.
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+Www hits with a series of quick punches to the chest. Banger seems wobbly!
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+Www tosses a pair of heavy shots to the head.
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+Www throws a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Banger jolts Www with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Www pummels Banger with a barrage of blows to the face.
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-Banger throws a series of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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-Banger lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Www pokes Banger with a volley of wild punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 35 of 42 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 9 of 25 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 20-18
Www doesn't even want to rest!
Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Www backs up Banger with a barrage of strong punches to the temple.
+Www clocks Banger with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Banger lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www hits with a volley of punches to the face!
+Www annoys Banger with a barrage of punches to the chin.
-Banger launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but Www deftly avoits it.
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+Www pokes Banger with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Www fires a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Banger gets mad!
+Banger pokes Www with a pair of stinging punches to the chest!
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+Www hammers Banger with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!
+Www solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 37 of 40 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 9 of 24 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 30-27
Www doesn't even want to rest!
Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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-Banger attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Www staggers Banger with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Banger beats a hasty retreat.
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+Banger thumps Www with a volley of loud punches to the ribs. Www backpedals to his own corner.
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+Banger nails Www with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www hits Banger with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Www annoys Banger with a wild uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Banger charges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www hits with a loud jab to the solar plexus.
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+Www smashes Banger with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Www thumps Banger with a pair of punches to the head. Banger backpedals to his own corner.
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+Www hits with a off balance left to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 35 of 37 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 9 of 24 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 40-36
Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www pops Banger with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
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+Banger hits with a series of punches to the stomach. Www sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Banger takes charge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Www clocks Banger with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Www hits with a right to the temple.
-Banger launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Www connects with a solid right to the stomach.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www pops Banger with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Www staggers Banger with a barrage of punches to the eye. Banger asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Banger lunges with a pair of left shots to the stomach, but Www backs out of it.
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+Www tattoos Banger with a jab to the mouth! Banger shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 35 of 36 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 10 of 25 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 50-45
Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www attacks with a pair of punches to the face.
-Banger tries to land a cross to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Www takes charge with a loud jab to the mouth.
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+Www tosses a sweeping right to the eye.
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+Www backs up Banger with a jab to the nose.
-Banger attempts a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Www strikes with a barrage of shots to the head!
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www punches Banger with a series of painful blows to the chin. Banger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Banger pokes Www with a volley of stiff punches to the chest. Www laughs!
+Www hits Banger with a pair of vicious punches to the face. Banger doesn't notice.
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+Www attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Www solidly lands a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 38 of 43 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 10 of 26 punches.
Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 60-54
Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Www annoys Banger with a flurry of powerful punches to the jaw.
+Www hits with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs!!
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+Banger tags Www with a series of commanding uppercuts to the eye!!
+Www connects with a series of painful uppercuts to the jaw.
+Www tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Banger lunges with a series of right blows to the eye, but Www narrowly avoids it
+Www suprises Banger with a pair of painful punches to the face.
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-Banger attacks with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but Www steps aside and laughs.
+Banger annoys Www with a volley of solid shots to the nose. Www retreats to the far corner.
+Banger solidly lands Www with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Www attacks with a pair of light punches to the head. Banger asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Www hits with a jab to the face!
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+Www tags Banger with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. Banger falls against the ropes!
+Banger punches Www with a barrage of hard roundhouses to the head! Www hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Www rocks Banger with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Banger paws a barrage of right punches to the face, but Www covers himself well.
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+Banger tags Www with a volley of crosses to the temple.
Banger lands a quick haymaker and Www goes over backwards!!
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Www struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Banger lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Banger charges with a right to the chin, but Www stays away from it.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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+Www throws a barrage of solid punches to the face.
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+Www wakes up the fans with a volley of nice punches to the chest.
+Www thumps Banger with a shot to the face. Banger is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 36 of 40 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 17 of 40 punches.
Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-8
Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 68-64
Www is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye.
Banger doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Banger attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. Www laughs!
-Banger attacks with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Banger backs up Www with a barrage of nasty blows to the jaw.
+Banger lands a volley of mean blows to the temple. Www sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Banger lands a ferocious haymaker and Www bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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Www struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Banger probes with a pair of left crosses to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Www hammers Banger with a volley of strong punches to the head.
-Banger tries a pair of punches to the mouth, but Www ducks.
+Banger fires Www with an illegal rabbit punch! The audience is howling!
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-Banger paws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Www jolts Banger with a series of punches to the head.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
BELL
Www is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye.
Banger doesn't even want to rest!
The doctor won't let Pansy"WWW" Slapper continue the fight! Lover Boy Banger wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Lover Boy Banger 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Lover Boy Banger 10-8
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 4: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Lover Boy Banger 10-8
Lover Boy Banger wins by a technical knockout!
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