Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\859984.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Silly Sal Stunner defeated Paul "Crunch" Konerko by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Wednesday, October 03, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 116 pounds (53 kilograms) is Silly Sal Stunner!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Paul "Crunch" Konerko!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Crunch lunges with a volley of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Stunner hits with a flurry of strong punches to the head. Crunch quickly recovers.
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+Stunner takes charge with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Crunch ignores it.
+Crunch catches Stunner with a pair of wild combinations to the eye.
-Crunch charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Stunner clocks Crunch with a series of punches to the mouth!! Crunch gets mad!
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-Crunch attacks with a right combination to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stunner smacks Crunch with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach. Crunch is hurt!
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-Crunch lashes out with a barrage of right combinations to the temple, but falls short.
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+Stunner jolts Crunch with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
-Crunch paws a right left to the jaw, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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-Crunch attacks with a volley of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Stunner attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 31 of 32 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 8 of 38 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 10-9
Stunner doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Crunch probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Stunner ties him up.
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+Stunner hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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-Crunch tries to land a jab to the ribs, but Stunner ducks just in time.
+Stunner tags Crunch with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest.
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+Stunner clocks Crunch with a pair of punches to the head. Crunch beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crunch lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Stunner connects with a mean jab to the head.
+Stunner hits with a series of blows to the nose. Crunch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Stunner scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest. Crunch falls against the ropes!
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+Stunner throws a series of solid punches to the nose.
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-Crunch fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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+Crunch smacks Stunner with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Stunner laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 31 of 32 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 6 of 41 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 20-18
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Stunner pounds Crunch with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
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-Crunch lunges with a left right to the ribs, but Stunner ducks.
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-Crunch lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Stunner covers himself well.
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-Crunch throws a left cross to the solar plexus, but Stunner ducks.
+Crunch throws Stunner with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Stunner nails Crunch with a straight right to the solar plexus.
+Stunner hits Crunch with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Crunch charges with a right right to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Crunch throws a straight right to the chest, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
+Stunner attacks with a series of nasty punches to the nose. Crunch doesn't notice.
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+Stunner smacks Crunch with a jab to the temple.
+Stunner suprises Crunch with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Stunner strikes with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Crunch probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner escapes.
+Stunner slams Crunch with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus. Crunch quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 32 of 32 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 5 of 43 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 30-27
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Crunch throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner leaps aside.
-Crunch launches a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crunch attacks with a left jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Crunch tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Stunner smashes Crunch with a flurry of nasty punches to the head. Crunch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Crunch paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Stunner deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 5 of 39 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 39-37
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Stunner clocks Crunch with a pair of off balance punches to the head!
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+Stunner attacks with a furious jab to the jaw.
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+Stunner staggers Crunch with a off balance jab to the stomach. Crunch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Stunner lands a straight right to the eye.
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-Crunch attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Stunner tags Crunch with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
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+Stunner stuns Crunch with a barrage of hard punches to the eye. Crunch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Stunner tattoos Crunch with a volley of glancing punches to the temple! Crunch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crunch charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but Stunner quickly backs away.
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-Crunch probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Crunch tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Crunch charges with a straight right to the ribs, but Stunner backs out of it.
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-Crunch tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 33 of 36 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 5 of 40 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 49-46
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner annoys Crunch with a series of light punches to the ribs!
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-Crunch probes with a straight right to the head, but Stunner stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 1 of 7 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 59-55
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch paws a jab to the chin, but Stunner hides behind his gloves.
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+Stunner nails Crunch with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 7 of 8 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 1 of 9 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 69-64
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Crunch lashes out with a left jab to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Crunch attempts a jab to the head, but Stunner leaps aside.
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-Crunch attempts a series of left combinations to the eye, but Stunner narrowly avoids it
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+Crunch connects with a volley of mean combinations to the temple. Stunner ignores it.
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-Crunch attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but Stunner escapes.
-Crunch attempts a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Stunner escapes.
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-Crunch probes with a left straight right to the face, but Stunner takes it in the forearms.
-Crunch attempts a volley of left combinations to the head, but Stunner ties him up.
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+Stunner lands a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 7 of 7 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 5 of 39 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 78-74
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch charges with a volley of right punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Stunner tags Crunch with a heavy jab to the temple.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 1 of 8 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 88-83
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner lands a series of light punches to the head!
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-Crunch attempts a straight right to the temple, but Stunner stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 1 of 8 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 98-92
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Crunch launches a pair of left punches to the eye, but Stunner stays away from it.
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-Crunch attempts a barrage of combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Stunner stuns Crunch with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crunch probes with a right jab to the face, but Stunner covers himself well.
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-Crunch probes with a volley of right combinations to the eye, but Stunner leaps aside.
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+Crunch nails Stunner with a series of loud combinations to the head.
-Crunch attempts a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Crunch probes with a barrage of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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-Crunch probes with a volley of combinations to the eye, but Stunner backs out of it.
-Crunch tries a series of right combinations to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 9 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 5 of 39 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 107-102
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Crunch lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the face, but misses.
+Stunner hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Crunch attempts a sweeping right to the mouth, but Stunner ducks.
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-Crunch throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Crunch attacks with a series of combinations to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Crunch launches a volley of combinations to the nose, but Stunner deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches, and Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 5 of 37 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 116-112
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 7: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 8: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 9: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 10: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 11: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Silly Sal Stunner 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 7: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 8: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 9: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 10: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 11: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Silly Sal Stunner 116-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 7: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 8: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 9: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 10: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 11: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Silly Sal Stunner 116-112
Silly Sal Stunner wins by decision!
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