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(Welterweight) Pansy"WWW" Slapper and Lover Boy Banger fought to a majority decision draw: 115-113, 115-115, 114-114.

Match Thursday, September 27, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 129 pounds (59 kilograms) is Pansy"WWW" Slapper!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Lover Boy Banger!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
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+Www slams Banger with a series of punches to the jaw.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger lunges with a hook to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Banger launches a pair of shots to the chin, but Www covers himself well.
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+Www annoys Banger with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Www catches Banger with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
+Www lashes out with a barrage of nice punches to the eye! Banger shakes his head to clear it.
+Banger jolts Www with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. Www hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Banger lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but Www quickly backs away.
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+Www jars Banger with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Www hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 39 of 40 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 8 of 24 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 10-9


Www doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Banger probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but Www ties him up.
+Www fires a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
-Banger throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Banger fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www pummels Banger with a series of solid punches to the nose!!
+Www lashes out with a series of punches to the chest!
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-Banger throws a series of right punches to the chin, but Www stays away from it.
-Banger lashes out with a left sweeping right to the temple, but Www quickly backs away.
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+Banger hits with a series of heavy shots to the mouth.
+Www connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
+Www shakes Banger with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
+Banger shakes Www with a volley of strong shots to the nose.
-Banger probes with a series of shots to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Banger tattoos Www with a volley of vicious shots to the nose.
-Banger launches a left uppercut to the eye, but only hits air.
+Www lands a volley of punches to the chin. Banger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Banger hits with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth!!
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+Www hits with a barrage of commanding blows to the face.
-Banger lunges with a cross to the temple, but Www hides behind his gloves.
+Www jars Banger with a series of punches to the head. Banger ignores it.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banger whacks Www with a painful uppercut to the face. Www hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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+Banger connects with a volley of blows to the chin.
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-Banger attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Banger throws a flurry of right shots to the head, but Www beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 39 of 39 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 29 of 72 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 20-18


Www doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banger doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Banger tries a barrage of punches to the head, but Www blocks.
+Banger catches Www with a pair of shots to the eye. Www doesn't notice.
+Www tags Banger with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye. Banger falls against the ropes!
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-Banger attempts a barrage of shots to the face, but Www takes it in the forearms.
-Banger fires a volley of right blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Banger throws a series of punches to the face, but Www leaps aside.
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+Www clocks Banger with a volley of stinging punches to the chin. Banger is hurt!
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger paws a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Banger tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Www deftly avoits it.
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+Banger fires a straight right to the face!
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+Www stuns Banger with a pair of painful punches to the jaw. Banger covers up.
+Www hits Banger with a volley of powerful punches to the face.
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-Banger throws a barrage of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
+Banger pokes Www with a volley of wild shots to the nose.
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+Www backs up Banger with a strong straight right to the jaw. Banger ignores it.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banger clocks Www with a series of vicious shots to the temple.
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+Www wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging blows to the chin! Banger covers up.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Banger fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 38 of 40 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 33 of 77 punches.

Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 29-28


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Banger doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger annoys Www with a series of glancing shots to the eye. Www doesn't seem bothered.
-Banger probes with a right left to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www hammers Banger with a series of commanding punches to the stomach. Banger doesn't notice.
+Banger hits Www with a series of mean punches to the jaw.
-Banger fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
+Www connects with a quick jab to the ribs! Banger gets mad!
-Banger throws a flurry of shots to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Banger charges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Banger throws a volley of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
+Www punches Banger with a volley of nice punches to the jaw. Banger shakes his head to clear it.
+Banger jars Www with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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-Banger charges with a roundhouse to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Banger nails Www with a flurry of shots to the head.
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-Banger attacks with a series of left shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Www pops Banger with a barrage of light punches to the temple.
+Www annoys Banger with a flurry of punches to the head. Banger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Banger grazes Www with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Banger lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Www narrowly avoids it
+Www attacks with a series of mean punches to the face. Banger shakes his head to clear it.
+Banger strikes with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Www jolts Banger with a stiff jab to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 37 of 38 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 32 of 69 punches.

Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Banger doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Banger hits with a mean roundhouse to the face.
+Banger shakes Www with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Www wakes up the fans with a quick right to the solar plexus. Banger doesn't seem bothered.
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+Banger solidly lands a flurry of vicious blows to the face.
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-Banger launches a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Www steps aside.
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+Banger attacks with a barrage of loud shots to the mouth.
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+Banger wallops Www with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Banger attacks with a hook to the temple, but goes wide.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Banger attempts a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Www takes charge with a solid straight right to the face.
+Www solidly lands a cross to the mouth. Banger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Www hammers Banger with a heavy jab to the head. Banger doesn't notice.
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+Banger fires a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Www shakes his head to clear it.
+Www attacks with a straight right to the chin.
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-Banger tries a pair of shots to the head, but Www hides behind his gloves.
+Www hits Banger with a volley of hard shots to the head. Banger sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Banger lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger tries to land a series of right shots to the eye, but Www hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 41 of 41 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 31 of 74 punches.

Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-9

Lover Boy Banger is winning the fight 48-47


Www doesn't even want to rest!

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Www wallops Banger with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus!
-Banger attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Banger jars Www with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Banger tattoos Www with a nice jab to the head.
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-Banger attempts a left jab to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Banger launches a right to the head, but he's too slow.
+Www fires a barrage of punches to the ribs. Banger doesn't notice.
-Banger tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Www leaps aside.
+Www tags Banger with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Www hits with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
-Banger throws a barrage of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Www annoys Banger with a volley of punches to the nose! Banger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Banger tags Www with a barrage of stiff blows to the face. Www is hurt!
-Banger paws a flurry of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
+Banger scores with a heavy jab to the nose.
+Banger pummels Www with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+Www smashes Banger with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Www hammers Banger with a series of punches to the nose.
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-Banger probes with a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Banger attempts a series of left shots to the face, but Www narrowly avoids it
+Banger hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 42 of 42 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 27 of 67 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Banger tries a right cross to the face, but fails to score.
+Www throws a pair of nice punches to the nose. Banger backpedals to his own corner.
+Banger drills Www with a pair of blows to the chest.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger throws a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Banger charges with a flurry of right shots to the chin, but misses.
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+Www hits with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
Www tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Www leaps aside.
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-Banger throws a pair of right punches to the eye, but Www steps aside and laughs.
+Www whacks Banger with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Www hits with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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+Banger whacks Www with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach. Www ignores it.
-Banger attempts a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Www quickly backs away.
+Banger pummels Www with a series of vicious blows to the head.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
-Banger launches a series of blows to the chin, but Www escapes.
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+Www pokes Banger with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Banger hits with a nice left to the chest.
-Banger attempts a barrage of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Www pokes Banger with a series of blows to the jaw. Banger retreats to the far corner.
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+Www pokes Banger with a flurry of punches to the chest!
-Banger throws a volley of right shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Banger tries to land a flurry of left blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Www hammers Banger with a series of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 35 of 40 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 28 of 79 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

Pansy"WWW" Slapper is winning the fight 67-66


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger fights inside. (inside)

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+Www lands a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Banger lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Banger tries to land a right hook to the temple, but Www escapes.
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-Banger probes with a volley of left blows to the head, but Www takes it in the forearms.
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-Banger paws a series of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Banger suprises Www with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
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-Banger tries to land a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Www deftly avoits it.
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-Banger lunges with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Banger wallops Www with a flurry of blows to the chin.
+Banger pops Www with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 14 of 53 punches.

Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Banger charges with a right cross to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Banger paws a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Www backs out of it.
+Www strikes with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Banger laughs!
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-Banger paws a pair of blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Banger tattoos Www with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
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-Banger attempts a volley of right uppercuts to the jaw, but Www deftly avoits it.
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-Banger probes with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Www ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 8 of 8 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 11 of 36 punches.

Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-9

Lover Boy Banger is winning the fight 86-85


Www remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Www tattoos Banger with a barrage of powerful uppercuts to the jaw.
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+Banger attacks with a pair of hooks to the nose.
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+Www staggers Banger with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Www clocks Banger with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Www lands a series of nasty punches to the head. Banger retreats to the far corner.
-Banger fires a volley of crosses to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Www hits Banger with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
+Www lands a glancing shot to the mouth.
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+Www annoys Banger with a barrage of light punches to the nose. Banger laughs!
-Banger probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Www nails Banger with a volley of glancing hooks to the nose.
-Banger throws a left left to the face, but Www steps aside.
-Banger lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Banger smacks Www with a series of vicious roundhouses to the temple.
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+Www pokes Banger with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Www hits with a pair of punches to the head!! Banger grimaces in pain.
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-Banger probes with a volley of crosses to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 41 of 43 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 14 of 41 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Banger probes with a series of shots to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Banger fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Www escapes.
-Banger throws a flurry of right blows to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Banger attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Www ties him up.
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+Banger hammers Www with a barrage of roundhouses to the chin.
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+Banger fires a flurry of uppercuts to the eye!
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-Banger attempts a volley of uppercuts to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Www annoys Banger with a pair of powerful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 7 of 7 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 12 of 38 punches.

Lover Boy Banger won the round 10-9

Lover Boy Banger is winning the fight 105-104


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Www is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Banger throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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-Banger throws a series of left roundhouses to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Banger solidly lands a volley of hooks to the chin.
-Banger paws a left straight right to the eye, but Www leaps aside.
-Banger fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Banger lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Banger shakes Www with a quick uppercut to the face.
+Www connects with a series of wild punches to the stomach. Banger covers up.
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+Www fires a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Www thumps Banger with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Www hits with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Www jars Banger with a series of punches to the head.
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+Www annoys Banger with a flurry of punches to the face. Banger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Www fires a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
-Banger attacks with a barrage of crosses to the mouth, but Www quickly backs away.
+Www lands a series of nasty punches to the chin.
-Banger attempts a pair of roundhouses to the chin, but Www blocks.
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+Banger whacks Www with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Www fires a barrage of wild punches to the head. Banger grimaces in pain.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Pansy"WWW" Slapper landed 38 of 42 punches, and Lover Boy Banger landed 14 of 40 punches.

Pansy"WWW" Slapper won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Www grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 4: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 9: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 10: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 11: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 12: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9

Total Score: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 6: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 9: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 10: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 11: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 12: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 2: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 3: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 4: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 5: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 6: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 7: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 8: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 9: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 10: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9
Round 11: Lover Boy Banger 10-9
Round 12: Pansy"WWW" Slapper 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!