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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\857046.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Friday, September 07, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 79 pounds (36 kilograms) is C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer charges with a pair of punches to the head, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
...
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a volley of left punches to the head, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of blows to the nose, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
-Dickhead lunges with a right jab to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
...
-Dickhead fires a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
+Dickhead belts The Middle Dancer with a vicious jab to the chest. The Middle Dancer doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a hook to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead paws a volley of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
+Dickhead jolts The Middle Dancer with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead fires a series of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead fires a pair of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
+Dickhead fires a barrage of stinging shots to the stomach. The Middle Dancer is hurt!
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
-The Middle Dancer launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but only hits air.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+The Middle Dancer whacks Dickhead with a series of vicious punches to the chin. Dickhead laughs!
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a left jab to the head, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 28 of 156 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 13 of 76 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Middle Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead charges with a jab to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead lashes out with a volley of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead launches a left to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-The Middle Dancer throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a cross to the temple, but only hits air.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Dickhead attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer tries a series of punches to the nose, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead fires a volley of right blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead charges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a pair of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a volley of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Middle Dancer fires a pair of punches to the face.
-The Middle Dancer paws a left hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+The Middle Dancer wallops Dickhead with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
-The Middle Dancer launches a right cross to the head, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but Dickhead covers himself well.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead tries a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead tattoos The Middle Dancer with a series of nice blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead belts The Middle Dancer with a hard left to the chest.
-Dickhead charges with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attempts a hook to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead tries a volley of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of punches to the stomach. The Middle Dancer falls against the ropes!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 25 of 145 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 13 of 73 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
Dickhead grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
+Dickhead drills The Middle Dancer with a series of off balance shots to the chest. The Middle Dancer gets mad!
-Dickhead paws a flurry of left punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead fires a pair of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
+The Middle Dancer hurts Dickhead with a series of punches to the ribs.
-The Middle Dancer throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dickhead thumps The Middle Dancer with a mean uppercut to the ribs.
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead shakes The Middle Dancer with a volley of loud punches to the chest. The Middle Dancer doesn't notice.
-Dickhead launches a volley of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of right shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
+The Middle Dancer lashes out with a heavy hook to the ribs.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a series of punches to the head, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a pair of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead fires a pair of left shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Dickhead covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a right jab to the chest, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead tries to land a jab to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
...
-Dickhead attacks with a left left to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead paws a right to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left to the head, but Dickhead blocks.
+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
+The Middle Dancer grazes Dickhead with a nice right to the face.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but falls short.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 20 of 137 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 18 of 79 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
Dickhead is slowing down.
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead tries to land a left right to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+The Middle Dancer fires a volley of punches to the chest!
-The Middle Dancer launches a volley of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Dickhead slams The Middle Dancer with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
...
-Dickhead fires a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a series of blows to the temple, but falls short.
-Dickhead attempts a sweeping right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Dickhead paws a sweeping right to the chest, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead lashes out with a straight right to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead probes with a series of right blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+The Middle Dancer pokes Dickhead with a pair of punches to the eye.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a straight right to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
...
-Dickhead tries a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dickhead attacks with a series of glancing shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Dickhead staggers The Middle Dancer with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a volley of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
-Dickhead paws a left to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-The Middle Dancer launches a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a series of mean punches to the chest!
-The Middle Dancer throws a series of punches to the jaw, but Dickhead hides behind his gloves.
+Dickhead attacks with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach! The Middle Dancer shakes his head to clear it.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 18 of 162 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 21 of 82 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 39-37
Dickhead looks exhausted.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer pummels Dickhead with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead tries to land a series of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer throws a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead lunges with a uppercut to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Dickhead escapes.
-Dickhead attempts a series of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-The Middle Dancer fires a pair of shots to the jaw, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead throws a straight right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead attempts a left sweeping right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead tries to land a right sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-The Middle Dancer paws a volley of left punches to the head, but Dickhead beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-The Middle Dancer tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a volley of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left jab to the face, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead throws a left sweeping right to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dickhead attempts a right straight right to the chest, but is ineffective.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead covers himself well.
+Dickhead thumps The Middle Dancer with a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead launches a right to the ribs, but fails to score.
+The Middle Dancer connects with a barrage of light punches to the head. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
+The Middle Dancer tags Dickhead with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead throws a cross to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
+Dickhead jars The Middle Dancer with a glancing left to the stomach.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of left blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Dickhead clocks The Middle Dancer with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
+The Middle Dancer lands a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a right left to the head, but Dickhead ducks.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 15 of 143 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 22 of 78 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 48-47
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer paws a jab to the chin, but Dickhead escapes.
...
...
-Dickhead throws a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dickhead jars The Middle Dancer with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
+The Middle Dancer whacks Dickhead with a powerful straight right to the head.
-Dickhead launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer tries a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead launches a series of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of left blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead throws a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but misses.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
+The Middle Dancer throws a volley of commanding punches to the face! Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead probes with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but misses completely.
...
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
+The Middle Dancer nails Dickhead with a series of punches to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead drills The Middle Dancer with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead paws a left to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead tries a series of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-The Middle Dancer tries a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a series of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+The Middle Dancer jolts Dickhead with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+The Middle Dancer smacks Dickhead with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Dickhead throws a series of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Dickhead fires a series of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 11 of 133 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 24 of 87 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
+Dickhead wallops The Middle Dancer with a volley of blows to the ribs. The Middle Dancer quickly recovers.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
...
-The Middle Dancer probes with a right left to the mouth, but Dickhead ducks.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+The Middle Dancer tattoos Dickhead with a flurry of shots to the face. Dickhead sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Middle Dancer wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw. Dickhead laughs!
-Dickhead probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead throws a volley of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dickhead escapes.
+The Middle Dancer catches Dickhead with a right to the mouth.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
...
-Dickhead throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
...
...
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Dickhead quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of blows to the eye, but fails to score.
+Dickhead scores with a volley of blows to the stomach. The Middle Dancer laughs!
-Dickhead attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+The Middle Dancer nails Dickhead with a pair of nice punches to the head.
+The Middle Dancer strikes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
...
-Dickhead attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a pair of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-The Middle Dancer paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Dickhead ties him up.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
...
-The Middle Dancer charges with a right jab to the temple, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dickhead landed 10 of 146 punches, and C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 26 of 81 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis is winning the fight 67-66
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
The Middle Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dickhead comes out flailing.
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Dickhead charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
...
+The Middle Dancer punches Dickhead with a volley of strong shots to the chin.
-Dickhead fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a right right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
+Dickhead hammers The Middle Dancer with a flurry of quick blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. The Middle Dancer strikes at will! Dickhead falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
The Middle Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis wins by a technical knockout!
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