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(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Skooter the Striker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, September 05, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 109 pounds (49 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Skooter the Striker!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skooter pops Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of light blows to the face. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes falls against the ropes!
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Skooter beats a hasty retreat.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 31 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 10-9


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a pair of left shots to the chest, but Skooter stays away from it.
+Skooter scores with a series of solid shots to the face!
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a volley of punches to the chest, but Skooter escapes.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Skooter steps aside and laughs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Skooter ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 33 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 20-18


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Skooter leaps aside.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a left uppercut to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a series of blows to the stomach, but Skooter escapes.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but Skooter stays away from it.
+Skooter thumps Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a left to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 35 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 30-27


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Skooter steps aside and laughs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a series of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Skooter blocks.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Skooter wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 31 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 40-36


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Skooter throws a series of nice blows to the temple.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Skooter blocks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Skooter quickly backs away.
Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Skooter quickly backs away.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 30 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 7 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 50-45


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a series of right shots to the chest, but Skooter ducks just in time.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Skooter narrowly avoids it
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Skooter steps aside.
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+Skooter scores with a loud right to the face.
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+Skooter fires a volley of furious shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 32 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 60-54


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Skooter backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but Skooter backs out of it.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Skooter stays away from it.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skooter pokes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a nasty uppercut to the mouth.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a uppercut to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a right straight right to the stomach, but falls short.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a barrage of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 34 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 70-63


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Skooter beats a hasty retreat.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a uppercut to the ribs, but Skooter ties him up.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skooter smacks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but Skooter steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 32 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 7 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 80-72


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Skooter steps aside and laughs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Skooter blocks.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but falls short.
+Skooter tags Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of glancing blows to the nose.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but Skooter ducks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Skooter backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 32 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 90-81


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a series of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but Skooter blocks.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Skooter beats a hasty retreat.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes launches a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Skooter steps aside and laughs.
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+Skooter clocks Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a jab to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 30 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 8 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 100-90


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but Skooter stays away from it.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attacks with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Skooter backs out of it.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to land a flurry of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Skooter hits with a series of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 34 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 8 of 9 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 110-99


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Skooter covers up.

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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes charges with a volley of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Skooter stuns Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a pair of off balance punches to the mouth.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a right cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Skooter tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Skooter narrowly avoids it
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 2 of 36 punches, and Skooter the Striker landed 7 of 7 punches.

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 120-108


Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!

Skooter doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 4: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 6: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 7: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 8: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 9: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 10: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 11: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 12: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9

Total Score: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 4: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 6: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 7: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 8: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 9: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 10: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 11: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 12: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9

Total Score: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 120-108


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 4: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 5: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 6: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 7: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 8: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 9: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 10: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 11: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 12: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9

Total Score: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 120-108

John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by decision!