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            Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\856628.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Willem van Hanegem by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Monday, September 03, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!! 
 
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 103 pounds (47 kilograms) is Willem van Hanegem!! 
 
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez. 
 ROUND 1
  
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) 
Hanegem is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
+Hanegem hits with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.   
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-30-06 charges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail. 
+Hanegem clocks 30-06 with a pair of solid punches to the chin!   
+30-06 lands a volley of punches to the chest.   
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+Hanegem hits with a pair of mean punches to the head!   30-06 falls against the ropes! 
-30-06 paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Hanegem steps aside. 
+Hanegem throws a barrage of punches to the stomach!   
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-30-06 probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air. 
+Hanegem staggers 30-06 with a pair of furious shots to the chin.   
+Hanegem hits with a volley of punches to the temple.   
+Hanegem whacks 30-06 with a pair of punches to the jaw.   30-06 doesn't notice. 
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+Hanegem hits with a series of mean punches to the chest!!   
+Hanegem wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.   
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+Hanegem throws a pair of punches to the nose.   
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-30-06 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance. 
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+Hanegem tosses a series of punches to the mouth.   
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+Hanegem strikes with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.   30-06 backpedals to his own corner. 
Hanegem tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
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+30-06 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest!!   
+Hanegem belts 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the chin.   
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+Hanegem drills 30-06 with a series of punches to the jaw.   30-06 doesn't seem bothered. 
+Hanegem takes charge with a barrage of hard punches to the mouth.   
Hanegem tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them. 
+Hanegem wakes up the fans with a commanding roundhouse to the chest!!   30-06 quickly recovers. 
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 29 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 77 of 77 punches. 
 
Willem van Hanegem won the round 10-9 
 
Willem van Hanegem is winning the fight 10-9 
 
 
30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting! 
 
Hanegem doesn't even want to rest! 
 
 
 ROUND 2
  
30-06 is brawling. (inside) 
Hanegem fights inside. (inside) 
 
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-30-06 probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but is ineffective. 
+Hanegem tosses a series of shots to the ribs.   
+Hanegem fires a barrage of punches to the chest.   30-06 covers up. 
+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a volley of glancing blows to the stomach.   
+30-06 scores with a uppercut to the solar plexus.   
30-06 lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and Hanegem bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!! 
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Hanegem struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. 
+Hanegem thumps 30-06 with a left to the solar plexus.   
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+Hanegem pummels 30-06 with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs.   
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+Hanegem lands a series of shots to the ribs.   
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+Hanegem annoys 30-06 with a hook to the stomach!   
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+30-06 hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.   Hanegem is hurt! 
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+Hanegem wakes up the fans with a volley of painful blows to the solar plexus.   
+Hanegem fires a flurry of mean shots to the stomach.   30-06 grimaces in pain. 
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-30-06 tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Hanegem narrowly avoids it 
+30-06 tosses a flurry of off balance blows to the stomach.   
+30-06 grazes Hanegem with a barrage of light punches to the stomach!!   
+30-06 jolts Hanegem with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach!!   
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The fighters study each other. 
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.   
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BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 41 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 42 of 46 punches. 
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8 
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 19-18 
 
 
30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Hanegem is obviously tired.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
 
 ROUND 3
  
30-06 is brawling. (inside) 
Hanegem is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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-30-06 lashes out with a right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective. 
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-30-06 attempts a uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score. 
+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw.   
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+30-06 grazes Hanegem with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.   
+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.   
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+Hanegem hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin.   
+Hanegem lands a flurry of punches to the chest!   
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+Hanegem hits with a heavy cross to the chin.   30-06 quickly recovers. 
+Hanegem fires a series of shots to the face.   
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+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a pair of punches to the jaw!   
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+Hanegem lands a volley of punches to the stomach.   
+Hanegem wallops 30-06 with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.   
-30-06 attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide. 
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+30-06 wallops Hanegem with a barrage of painful punches to the chest!   Hanegem is hurt! 
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+Hanegem whacks 30-06 with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.   
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+30-06 fires a pair of heavy shots to the solar plexus.   
-30-06 attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but falls short. 
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+Hanegem nails 30-06 with a barrage of loud punches to the face.   
+Hanegem slams 30-06 with a jab to the chest.   
+Hanegem tattoos 30-06 with a pair of solid punches to the chin.   
+30-06 lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs!   
+Hanegem nails 30-06 with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.   
+Hanegem throws a left to the head!   30-06 grimaces in pain. 
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+Hanegem grazes 30-06 with a glancing straight right to the solar plexus.   30-06 backpedals to his own corner. 
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 22 of 37 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 78 of 85 punches. 
 
Willem van Hanegem won the round 10-9 
 
This fight is too close to call. 
 
 
30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Hanegem is slowing down.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
 
 ROUND 4
  
30-06 is brawling. (inside) 
Hanegem is using the ring. (using the ring) 
 
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-30-06 tries to land a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses completely. 
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+Hanegem attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs!   
+Hanegem takes charge with a barrage of punches to the temple.   
+Hanegem attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the nose!!   
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+Hanegem punches 30-06 with a series of painful punches to the mouth!   
+Hanegem jolts 30-06 with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.   
+Hanegem pops 30-06 with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.   
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+Hanegem smacks 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.   
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+Hanegem hits with a pair of wild punches to the chin.   
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+30-06 attacks with a series of wild blows to the ribs.   
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+Hanegem connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach.   
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+Hanegem hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.   
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-30-06 launches a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective. 
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+30-06 punches Hanegem with a glancing hook to the ribs.   Hanegem seems wobbly! 
-30-06 attempts a left straight right to the stomach, but to no avail. 
+Hanegem belts 30-06 with a low blow!   The referee sees it and issues a warning! 
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+Hanegem lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth.   
+Hanegem shakes 30-06 with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.   
+Hanegem drills 30-06 with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.   30-06 seems wobbly! 
+30-06 fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.   Hanegem beats a hasty retreat. 
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+Hanegem tosses a pair of painful punches to the head!   30-06 grimaces in pain. 
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+30-06 takes charge with a series of shots to the chest.   Hanegem hangs on until the referee breaks them up. 
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+Hanegem annoys 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.   
 
BELL 
 
According to the commentator:  
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 21 of 37 punches, and Willem van Hanegem landed 74 of 74 punches. 
 
Willem van Hanegem won the round 10-9 
 
Willem van Hanegem is winning the fight 38-37 
 
 
30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. 
 
Hanegem collapses limply onto his stool.  He has a bloody lip. 
 
 
 ROUND 5
  
30-06 is a raging bull!. (all-out) 
Hanegem fights inside. (inside) 
 
+30-06 fires a mean hook to the head.   
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+30-06 whacks Hanegem with a barrage of strong shots to the eye!   
30-06 lands a beautiful right hook and Hanegem's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!! 
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 He's Out! 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!! 
 
BELL 
30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. 
 
Hanegem can't remember which corner is his.  He has swelling above the left eye.  He has a broken tooth. 
 
  
 
 
 
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8  
Round 3: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
Round 4: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
 
 
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8  
Round 3: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
Round 4: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
 
 
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows: 
 
Round 1: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8  
Round 3: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
Round 4: Willem van Hanegem 10-9  
 
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!
 
  
         
        
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