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(Super-Middleweight) Enron CEO defeated Michelle the "Mincer" by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Friday, August 24, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 157 pounds (71 kilograms) is Enron CEO!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Michelle the "Mincer"!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Enron clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer scores with a pair of wild punches to the face.
Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mincer suprises Enron with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw. Enron grimaces in pain.
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+Mincer punches Enron with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs!
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+Mincer backs up Enron with a barrage of punches to the jaw! Enron doesn't notice.
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+Enron backs up Mincer with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+Mincer pokes Enron with a series of wild punches to the temple!!
-Enron attempts a series of left shots to the eye, but Mincer ducks.
Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mincer smacks Enron with a series of punches to the eye.
Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mincer tags Enron with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
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+Mincer hits Enron with a volley of punches to the temple!
+Mincer thumps Enron with a barrage of hard punches to the temple!
+Mincer punches Enron with a painful jab to the solar plexus.
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+Enron hits Mincer with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+Mincer hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enron CEO landed 14 of 23 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 56 of 56 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 10-9


Enron doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Enron grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer jars Enron with a barrage of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Mincer hammers Enron with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Enron lands a pair of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Enron throws a series of off balance punches to the stomach! Mincer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Mincer hurts Enron with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Enron lashes out with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Mincer ducks just in time.
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+Mincer lands a flurry of powerful shots to the face.
+Mincer tosses a volley of loud punches to the head!
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+Mincer strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mincer pops Enron with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Enron hits Mincer with a flurry of quick shots to the stomach! Mincer gets mad!
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+Mincer wallops Enron with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Mincer connects with a volley of punches to the head. Enron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Enron tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Mincer hammers Enron with a barrage of shots to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Enron CEO landed 13 of 26 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 54 of 54 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 20-18


Enron doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Enron grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer pummels Enron with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Mincer hits Enron with a series of solid punches to the ribs. Enron hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Enron catches Mincer with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Mincer jolts Enron with a pair of punches to the chest. Enron laughs!
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+Mincer scores with a series of punches to the mouth! Enron doesn't notice.
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Enron strikes with a series of painful shots to the ribs. Mincer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mincer lashes out with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Mincer backs up Enron with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
-Enron lunges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Enron fires a left hook to the solar plexus, but Mincer quickly backs away.
+Mincer rocks Enron with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs. Enron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Mincer lashes out with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enron CEO landed 13 of 24 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 46 of 46 punches.

Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 30-27


Enron doesn't want to stop fighting!

Mincer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Enron clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Enron staggers Mincer with a jab to the ribs.
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Mincer hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Mincer punches Enron with a flurry of nice punches to the chin.
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+Mincer hits with a series of loud punches to the temple.
+Mincer suprises Enron with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Enron rocks Mincer with a uppercut to the stomach.
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-Mincer probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Enron ducks just in time.
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-Enron lunges with a pair of blows to the ribs, but Mincer steps aside.
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-Mincer throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Enron ducks just in time.
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+Enron tags Mincer with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Mincer punches Enron with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Enron shakes his head to clear it.
Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the mouth.
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+Mincer solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth. Enron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Enron hits with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enron CEO landed 22 of 33 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 38 of 51 punches.

Enron CEO won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 39-37


Enron doesn't even want to rest!

Mincer is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Enron clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Mincer tags Enron with a volley of nasty punches to the face. Enron sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Enron pokes Mincer with a series of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Mincer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Mincer annoys Enron with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Enron takes charge with a series of nice shots to the chest.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Mincer tries to attack, but Enron hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Enron pokes Mincer with a barrage of light blows to the solar plexus.
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-Mincer throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Mincer tries a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Enron blocks.
+Mincer backs up Enron with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Mincer tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Enron steps aside.
+Enron solidly lands a series of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Enron CEO landed 27 of 31 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 31 of 45 punches.

Enron CEO won the round 10-9

Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 48-47


Enron doesn't even want to rest!

Mincer collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 6

Enron is brawling. (inside)
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Enron backs up Mincer with a pair of light blows to the temple.
Enron lands a sudden blow to the head and Mincer is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Enron CEO wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Enron doesn't even want to rest!

Mincer can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Enron CEO 10-9
Round 5: Enron CEO 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Enron CEO 10-9
Round 5: Enron CEO 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Enron CEO 10-9
Round 5: Enron CEO 10-9

Enron CEO wins by a knockout!