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(Super-Bantamweight) Jimmy Joe Baffle defeated tough titties turkleton by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Tuesday, August 21, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Jimmy Joe Baffle!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is tough titties turkleton!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Baffle steps aside and laughs.
+Baffle hits with a feint and then a hook to the eye.
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-Turkleton lunges with a left hook to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Baffle whacks Turkleton with a barrage of mean feints to the eye. Turkleton covers up.
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+Baffle smashes Turkleton with a barrage of blows to the chest. Turkleton asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Baffle staggers Turkleton with a flurry of nasty feints to the eye!
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+Turkleton whacks Baffle with a series of painful shots to the mouth.
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+Baffle lands a stiff combination to the stomach.
-Turkleton launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Baffle ties him up.
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+Baffle jolts Turkleton with a series of quick shots to the face.
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-Turkleton throws a volley of left feints to the eye, but goes wide.
+Baffle throws a barrage of feints to the eye.
-Turkleton paws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Baffle blocks.
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-Turkleton tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Baffle connects with a series of powerful shots to the chin.
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+Baffle pummels Turkleton with a feint and then a cross to the stomach.
+Baffle shakes Turkleton with a flurry of mean shots to the temple.
-Turkleton lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Baffle covers himself well.
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+Baffle clocks Turkleton with a pair of light feints to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 60 of 60 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 10 of 53 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 10-9


Baffle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Turkleton doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Baffle fires a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Baffle hits with a series of vicious combinations to the mouth.
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-Turkleton charges with a series of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Turkleton lunges with a cross to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Baffle attacks with a series of commanding punches to the eye!!
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+Baffle stuns Turkleton with a volley of loud combinations to the mouth.
-Turkleton throws a volley of left shots to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Baffle hits with a barrage of painful feints to the jaw!!
+Baffle jars Turkleton with a flurry of stiff combinations to the ribs.
-Turkleton paws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Baffle quickly backs away.
+Turkleton wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice blows to the face.
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-Turkleton throws a pair of shots to the head, but Baffle ducks.
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-Turkleton attacks with a jab to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Baffle throws a volley of punches to the head. Turkleton falls against the ropes!
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-Turkleton lunges with a flurry of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Baffle throws a pair of painful blows to the head.
-Turkleton attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Baffle solidly lands a shot to the ribs.
+Turkleton fires a roundhouse to the chin. Baffle grimaces in pain.
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+Baffle suprises Turkleton with a barrage of heavy feints to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 59 of 59 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 9 of 42 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 20-18


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

+Baffle hits with a volley of loud feints to the head!!
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+Baffle scores with a pair of powerful shots to the chest.
+Baffle pops Turkleton with a barrage of vicious feints to the solar plexus!!
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-Turkleton probes with a jab to the face, but only hits air.
+Turkleton smashes Baffle with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
-Turkleton lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Baffle throws a off balance combination to the nose.
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+Baffle hits with a barrage of strong combinations to the nose.
-Turkleton probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Turkleton charges with a series of shots to the jaw, but Baffle takes it in the forearms.
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+Baffle attacks with a pair of shots to the mouth.
+Baffle hits with a pair of light blows to the jaw. Turkleton gets mad!
+Turkleton slams Baffle with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
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+Baffle hits with a pair of shots to the face.
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+Baffle connects with a barrage of feints to the jaw.
-Turkleton lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Baffle blocks.
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-Turkleton lunges with a left uppercut to the head, but to no avail.
-Turkleton attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Baffle ducks just in time.
-Turkleton throws a volley of shots to the mouth, but Baffle steps aside and laughs.
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+Baffle lands a series of nasty feints to the head.
+Baffle pummels Turkleton with a feint and then a jab to the stomach.
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+Baffle punches Turkleton with a flurry of mean feints to the chest!! Turkleton quickly recovers.
+Baffle punches Turkleton with a flurry of feints to the jaw.
+Baffle pounds Turkleton with a series of feints to the chest.
-Turkleton attempts a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 61 of 68 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 9 of 47 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 30-27


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Baffle staggers Turkleton with a series of quick blows to the stomach. Turkleton beats a hasty retreat.
-Turkleton attacks with a cross to the nose, but Baffle deftly avoits it.
+Baffle attacks with a pair of loud feints to the stomach.
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-Turkleton attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Baffle ducks just in time.
+Baffle hits Turkleton with a volley of feints to the face. Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Turkleton tags Baffle with a series of heavy blows to the ribs. Baffle retreats to the far corner.
+Baffle lands a jab to the temple!!
+Baffle hammers Turkleton with a volley of combinations to the head. Turkleton is hurt!
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+Baffle strikes with a stinging feint and then a hook to the chin. Turkleton hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Turkleton lunges with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
+Baffle nails Turkleton with a quick left to the chin.
+Baffle hits with a pair of off balance blows to the chest.
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-Turkleton attacks with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Baffle steps aside and laughs.
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+Baffle lands a volley of nasty feints to the nose!
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+Baffle fires a volley of mean combinations to the nose.
-Turkleton lashes out with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Baffle punches Turkleton with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Turkleton probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Baffle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Turkleton charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Baffle hits Turkleton with a pair of heavy feints to the eye.
+Baffle attacks with a volley of stinging combinations to the nose.
+Baffle backs up Turkleton with a barrage of wild feints to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 62 of 65 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 10 of 50 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 40-36


Baffle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

+Baffle attacks with a glancing counter-punch to the mouth.
+Turkleton annoys Baffle with a flurry of stinging punches to the temple.
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-Turkleton tries a series of right shots to the chin, but misses.
+Baffle clocks Turkleton with a flurry of combinations to the chin. Turkleton sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Turkleton tries a series of right feints to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Baffle hurts Turkleton with a series of glancing shots to the jaw!
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-Turkleton tries to land a flurry of left shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Turkleton probes with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Turkleton punches Baffle with a series of wild blows to the head. Baffle is hurt!
+Baffle hurts Turkleton with a feint and then a hook to the jaw. Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Turkleton charges with a flurry of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
-Turkleton probes with a pair of feints to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Baffle tags Turkleton with a stinging counter-punch to the face!
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+Baffle tags Turkleton with a flurry of mean punches to the chin!
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-Turkleton probes with a flurry of feints to the temple, but Baffle ties him up.
+Baffle smacks Turkleton with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 59 of 59 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 9 of 44 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 50-45


Baffle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

+Baffle lashes out with a volley of hard feints to the chest. Turkleton shakes his head to clear it.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a flurry of shots to the head, but comes up empty.
+Baffle clocks Turkleton with a volley of feints to the stomach. Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Baffle tags Turkleton with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Baffle smacks Turkleton with a heavy counter-punch to the face.
+Baffle strikes with a series of feints to the chin.
+Turkleton smacks Baffle with a volley of heavy blows to the eye.
-Turkleton lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Baffle steps aside and laughs.
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+Baffle smashes Turkleton with a series of blows to the ribs.
+Baffle backs up Turkleton with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Turkleton launches a right jab to the head, but Baffle stays away from it.
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+Baffle attacks with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Turkleton fires a volley of left shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Baffle pops Turkleton with a feint and then a cross to the chest.
-Turkleton tries a series of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Baffle annoys Turkleton with a barrage of hard combinations to the chin.
+Baffle throws a barrage of vicious combinations to the mouth! Turkleton sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Turkleton tries a volley of shots to the face, but goes wide.
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+Baffle smacks Turkleton with a series of combinations to the chin. Turkleton sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 60 of 60 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 8 of 46 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 60-54


Baffle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Baffle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

+Baffle hurts Turkleton with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Turkleton fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Baffle stays away from it.
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-Turkleton lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Turkleton lashes out with a volley of punches to the nose, but Baffle steps aside.
-Turkleton fires a pair of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Turkleton probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Baffle blocks.
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-Turkleton paws a barrage of blows to the face, but Baffle deftly avoits it.
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-Turkleton throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Baffle stays away from it.
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-Turkleton throws a volley of left shots to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Turkleton rocks Baffle with a series of off balance blows to the nose.
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-Turkleton probes with a barrage of right blows to the head, but Baffle leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 8 of 9 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 7 of 45 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 69-64


Baffle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Baffle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

-Turkleton tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Turkleton attempts a flurry of left blows to the jaw, but Baffle escapes.
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-Turkleton tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Baffle narrowly avoids it
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+Turkleton throws a volley of strong blows to the face. Baffle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Baffle slams Turkleton with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus!! Turkleton doesn't notice.
-Turkleton paws a pair of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Turkleton charges with a series of shots to the mouth, but Baffle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Turkleton throws a volley of right blows to the eye, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 7 of 7 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 7 of 48 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 78-74


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Baffle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Baffle belts Turkleton with a flurry of strong blows to the chin. Turkleton hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Turkleton throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Baffle beats a hasty retreat.
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-Turkleton charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Turkleton paws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Turkleton launches a pair of punches to the chest, but Baffle steps aside.
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+Turkleton throws a right to the stomach. Baffle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Turkleton throws a volley of left punches to the head, but misses.
-Turkleton probes with a hook to the face, but Baffle stays away from it.
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-Turkleton charges with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Baffle quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 8 of 8 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 7 of 47 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 87-84


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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+Baffle lands a flurry of glancing feints to the mouth.
+Baffle jars Turkleton with a hard roundhouse to the mouth!
-Turkleton charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Baffle jars Turkleton with a barrage of powerful blows to the mouth.
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+Baffle hits Turkleton with a pair of glancing feints to the chin.
+Baffle nails Turkleton with a flurry of painful feints to the eye.
+Baffle jars Turkleton with a series of blows to the nose.
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+Baffle hurts Turkleton with a series of loud shots to the ribs.
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-Turkleton throws a right roundhouse to the face, but misses.
-Turkleton lunges with a pair of right shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Baffle jars Turkleton with a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Turkleton takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the mouth. Baffle retreats to the far corner.
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+Baffle pops Turkleton with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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-Turkleton paws a flurry of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Baffle fires a volley of heavy blows to the face.
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+Baffle annoys Turkleton with a barrage of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Baffle lands a series of feints to the eye.
+Turkleton fires a volley of nasty shots to the chin.
+Baffle solidly lands a barrage of loud combinations to the head!
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-Turkleton attempts a series of right shots to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Turkleton throws a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 64 of 64 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 8 of 50 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 97-93


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Baffle is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton charges with a pair of shots to the eye, but Baffle leaps aside.
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-Turkleton charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Baffle backs out of it.
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-Turkleton probes with a uppercut to the nose, but Baffle steps aside.
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-Turkleton attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Baffle leaps aside.
-Turkleton tries a flurry of left punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Turkleton attempts a volley of left blows to the face, but loses his balance.
+Turkleton tattoos Baffle with a series of wild punches to the nose.
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-Turkleton tries a volley of blows to the head, but Baffle ducks just in time.
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-Turkleton attacks with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Baffle steps aside.
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-Turkleton lunges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Baffle leaps aside.
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+Baffle connects with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 8 of 8 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 7 of 51 punches.

tough titties turkleton won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 106-103


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Baffle feints and fakes. (feinting)
Turkleton comes out fighting.

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-Turkleton tries to land a barrage of left blows to the face, but Baffle steps aside.
+Baffle attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye. Turkleton doesn't notice.
+Baffle tags Turkleton with a volley of feints to the mouth.
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-Turkleton probes with a volley of left blows to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Turkleton charges with a straight right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Turkleton tries to land a left uppercut to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Turkleton tries to land a volley of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Baffle wakes up the fans with a flurry of loud blows to the jaw!
+Baffle connects with a volley of nasty feints to the face.
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+Baffle annoys Turkleton with a barrage of glancing combinations to the chest. Turkleton quickly recovers.
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-Turkleton paws a volley of right shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Baffle throws a flurry of nasty feints to the temple.
+Baffle stuns Turkleton with a series of feints to the nose.
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-Turkleton throws a series of right shots to the chin, but Baffle beats a hasty retreat.
+Baffle hits Turkleton with a series of solid feints to the face.
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+Baffle tags Turkleton with a pair of quick combinations to the stomach.
+Turkleton pops Baffle with a flurry of blows to the jaw.
+Baffle tosses a flurry of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Baffle wallops Turkleton with a feint and then a jab to the temple.
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+Baffle connects with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jimmy Joe Baffle landed 62 of 62 punches, and tough titties turkleton landed 9 of 50 punches.

Jimmy Joe Baffle won the round 10-9

Jimmy Joe Baffle is winning the fight 116-112


Baffle doesn't even want to rest!

Turkleton remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 2: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 3: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 4: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 5: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 6: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 7: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 8: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 9: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 10: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 11: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 12: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9

Total Score: Jimmy Joe Baffle 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 2: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 3: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 4: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 5: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 6: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 7: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 8: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 9: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 10: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 11: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 12: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9

Total Score: Jimmy Joe Baffle 116-112


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 2: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 3: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 4: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 5: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 6: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 7: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 8: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 9: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 10: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9
Round 11: tough titties turkleton 10-9
Round 12: Jimmy Joe Baffle 10-9

Total Score: Jimmy Joe Baffle 116-112

Jimmy Joe Baffle wins by decision!