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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\854076.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) "too skinny" straw GuNZ defeated Cheez the Dork by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Monday, August 13, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "too skinny" straw GuNZ!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Too Skinny fires a volley of light shots to the jaw. Cheez seems wobbly!
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Too Skinny pops Cheez with a series of punches to the head. Cheez seems wobbly!
+Too Skinny drills Cheez with a volley of quick punches to the head.
Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Cheez fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Too Skinny hides behind his gloves.
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+Too Skinny tattoos Cheez with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
+Cheez pummels Too Skinny with a barrage of hard shots to the stomach.
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-Too Skinny lunges with a pair of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 9 of 22 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 23 of 33 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 10-9
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
Too Skinny doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Cheez pounds Too Skinny with a straight right to the ribs.
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez fires a series of punches to the chest!
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-Cheez charges with a flurry of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Too Skinny solidly lands a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth.
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-Cheez fires a series of left blows to the chest, but Too Skinny stays away from it.
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-Too Skinny tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but Cheez blocks.
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+Too Skinny nails Cheez with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Too Skinny hurts Cheez with a heavy straight right to the nose.
-Cheez attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Too Skinny hits Cheez with a hook to the face!!
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 9 of 23 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 25 of 32 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 20-18
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
Too Skinny doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez launches a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Too Skinny ties him up.
+Too Skinny drills Cheez with a series of painful punches to the jaw. Cheez falls against the ropes!
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+Too Skinny catches Cheez with a series of heavy shots to the mouth.
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+Cheez tags Too Skinny with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Too Skinny hits with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Too Skinny lunges with a pair of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Cheez tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but Too Skinny quickly backs away.
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+Cheez grazes Too Skinny with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 9 of 23 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 24 of 29 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 30-27
Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!
Too Skinny doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Too Skinny is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Too Skinny fires a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Too Skinny ties him up.
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-Cheez charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Cheez hurts Too Skinny with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs! Too Skinny shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 9 of 26 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 8 of 8 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 39-37
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Too Skinny remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Cheez tries to land a pair of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Too Skinny jolts Cheez with a barrage of furious punches to the nose!
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+Too Skinny wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the temple.
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Too Skinny rocks Cheez with a volley of wild punches to the nose!!
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-Too Skinny probes with a volley of punches to the face, but Cheez steps aside and laughs.
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Too Skinny tries to land a barrage of shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Too Skinny pummels Cheez with a barrage of mean punches to the face!
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+Too Skinny tags Cheez with a series of punches to the temple. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
+Cheez drills Too Skinny with a flurry of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez attempts a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 10 of 23 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 21 of 32 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 49-46
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Too Skinny remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Too Skinny is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Cheez throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Too Skinny covers himself well.
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+Too Skinny whacks Cheez with a flurry of solid punches to the chest!!
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+Cheez pops Too Skinny with a barrage of vicious blows to the stomach. Too Skinny covers up.
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Too Skinny tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez paws a barrage of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 8 of 24 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 7 of 8 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 58-56
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Too Skinny remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Cheez is brawling. (inside)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Cheez launches a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Too Skinny escapes.
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+Too Skinny whacks Cheez with a solid roundhouse to the head.
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+Cheez hits with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus!!
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-Cheez attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but Too Skinny covers himself well.
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+Too Skinny punches Cheez with a left to the temple.
+Too Skinny thumps Cheez with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
+Cheez lands a series of blows to the stomach.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Too Skinny ducks.
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+Too Skinny tags Cheez with a series of blows to the head. Cheez retreats to the far corner.
+Too Skinny takes charge with a pair of blows to the face.
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+Too Skinny hits with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 30 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 29 of 31 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 68-65
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Too Skinny remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Cheez is brawling. (inside)
Too Skinny is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Cheez attacks with a pair of powerful blows to the solar plexus!
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-Cheez fires a volley of left shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Cheez attempts a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Too Skinny tattoos Cheez with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs. Cheez doesn't notice.
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+Cheez backs up Too Skinny with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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-Cheez attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Too Skinny quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 31 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 7 of 7 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 77-75
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Too Skinny grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Cheez is brawling. (inside)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Cheez throws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Too Skinny stuns Cheez with a pair of wild punches to the face.
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-Cheez probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Cheez hurts Too Skinny with a jab to the chest. Too Skinny hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cheez nails Too Skinny with a powerful straight right to the ribs.
+Too Skinny throws a light hook to the head.
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+Too Skinny takes charge with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Cheez attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Too Skinny ties him up.
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+Too Skinny jars Cheez with a straight right to the head.
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+Too Skinny whacks Cheez with a pair of shots to the temple. Cheez is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 12 of 35 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 27 of 32 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 87-84
Cheez doesn't even want to rest!
Too Skinny grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Cheez throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Too Skinny is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Cheez lashes out with a volley of left roundhouses to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Cheez attacks with a right right to the face, but Too Skinny narrowly avoids it
+Too Skinny grazes Cheez with a vicious jab to the chin.
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-Cheez lunges with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Cheez charges with a right blow to the face, but Too Skinny leaps aside.
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+Cheez hits Too Skinny with a pair of blows to the temple.
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-Cheez lunges with a pair of crosses to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Cheez hammers Too Skinny with a barrage of stiff roundhouses to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 39 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 7 of 7 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 96-94
Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Too Skinny grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Cheez throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Too Skinny is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Cheez connects with a pair of off balance blows to the jaw! Too Skinny shakes his head to clear it.
+Cheez hammers Too Skinny with a pair of shots to the temple.
-Cheez fires a pair of left uppercuts to the jaw, but Too Skinny quickly backs away.
+Too Skinny tattoos Cheez with a quick jab to the face. Cheez shakes his head to clear it.
+Too Skinny throws a volley of punches to the eye. Cheez shakes his head to clear it.
+Too Skinny throws a flurry of heavy punches to the face.
-Cheez tries to land a flurry of crosses to the jaw, but Too Skinny blocks.
+Too Skinny jolts Cheez with a pair of hard hooks to the jaw.
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+Too Skinny punches Cheez with a flurry of punches to the temple.
-Cheez launches a flurry of left uppercuts to the nose, but Too Skinny ties him up.
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+Cheez tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw. Too Skinny gets mad!
Cheez lands a lightning right blow to the temple and Too Skinny's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Too Skinny struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Too Skinny pops Cheez with a flurry of stiff uppercuts to the mouth. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Cheez hits with a pair of quick punches to the chin. Too Skinny doesn't seem bothered.
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-Cheez throws a barrage of hooks to the eye, but to no avail.
+Too Skinny takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
Too Skinny lands a tremendous smash to the jaw and Cheez drops like a stone!!
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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cheez fires a volley of hooks to the nose.
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+Too Skinny solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Too Skinny jars Cheez with a roundhouse to the face!! Cheez seems wobbly!
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+Too Skinny jolts Cheez with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin. Cheez asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Too Skinny nails Cheez with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Too Skinny fires a flurry of punches to the temple. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
Too Skinny lands a devestating punch in the nose and Cheez falls to the canvas!!
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Cheez struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Cheez tries a volley of blows to the temple, but Too Skinny blocks.
+Cheez annoys Too Skinny with a series of blows to the chin.
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+Cheez throws a flurry of punches to the face.
Cheez lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Too Skinny is knocked down!!
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Too Skinny struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 39 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 31 of 31 punches.
"too skinny" straw GuNZ won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 106-103
Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Too Skinny is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
ROUND 12
Cheez throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Too Skinny is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Cheez fires a barrage of roundhouses to the mouth, but Too Skinny blocks.
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+Cheez throws a series of heavy uppercuts to the chin!!
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-Cheez throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Too Skinny escapes.
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-Cheez attempts a uppercut to the mouth, but Too Skinny ties him up.
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-Cheez fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Too Skinny attacks with a barrage of uppercuts to the chin.
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-Cheez probes with a volley of left hooks to the nose, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cheez the Dork landed 11 of 40 punches, and "too skinny" straw GuNZ landed 8 of 8 punches.
Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9
"too skinny" straw GuNZ is winning the fight 115-113
Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.
Too Skinny is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 2: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 3: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 6: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 7: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 10: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 11: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Total Score: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 2: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 3: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 6: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 7: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 10: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 11: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Total Score: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 2: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 3: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 6: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 7: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 8: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 9: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 10: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 11: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Total Score: "too skinny" straw GuNZ 115-113
"too skinny" straw GuNZ wins by decision!
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