Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\853900.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Uncle Bigole defeated VAGINA by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, August 11, 2012In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 470 pounds (213 kilograms) is Uncle Bigole!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 223 pounds (101 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Bigole stays outside and uses his jab.
Vagina covers up.
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+Bigole lands a light jab to the face.
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+Bigole shakes Vagina with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Bigole smacks Vagina with a glancing left to the chin.
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+Bigole lands a pair of nice punches to the face.
+Bigole tosses a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
+Bigole fires a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Bigole tattoos Vagina with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Bigole backs up Vagina with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uncle Bigole landed 55 of 55 punches, and VAGINA landed 3 of 7 punches.
Uncle Bigole won the round 10-9
Uncle Bigole is winning the fight 10-9
Bigole doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bigole stays outside and uses his jab.
Vagina covers up.
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+Bigole hits with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Bigole clocks Vagina with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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+Bigole attacks with a pair of stinging shots to the chest.
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-Vagina attempts a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Bigole ducks just in time.
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+Bigole hammers Vagina with a volley of punches to the chin!
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+Bigole tags Vagina with a glancing roundhouse to the head. Vagina asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bigole fires a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Bigole attacks with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
+Bigole throws a vicious jab to the chin.
+Bigole tattoos Vagina with a wild jab to the jaw!
+Bigole suprises Vagina with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uncle Bigole landed 50 of 56 punches, and VAGINA landed 3 of 8 punches.
Uncle Bigole won the round 10-9
Uncle Bigole is winning the fight 20-18
Bigole doesn't even want to rest!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Bigole stays outside and uses his jab.
Vagina covers up.
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+Bigole slams Vagina with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Vagina ignores it.
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+Bigole pops Vagina with a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Vagina beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bigole lands a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Bigole lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the nose!!
-Bigole lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Vagina backs out of it.
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+Bigole pounds Vagina with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Vagina sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bigole backs up Vagina with a pair of punches to the eye. Vagina doesn't notice.
+Bigole lands a flurry of mean punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uncle Bigole landed 50 of 63 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 9 punches.
Uncle Bigole won the round 10-9
Uncle Bigole is winning the fight 30-27
Bigole remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Bigole stays outside and uses his jab.
Vagina covers up.
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+Bigole solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Bigole charges with a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bigole pops Vagina with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Bigole lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Bigole lashes out with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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+Bigole hammers Vagina with a barrage of blows to the eye! Vagina sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Bigole throws a series of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Bigole hurts Vagina with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Bigole belts Vagina with a series of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Uncle Bigole landed 46 of 59 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
Uncle Bigole won the round 10-9
Uncle Bigole is winning the fight 40-36
Bigole remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 2: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 3: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 4: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Total Score: Uncle Bigole 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 2: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 3: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 4: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Total Score: Uncle Bigole 40-36
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 2: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 3: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Round 4: Uncle Bigole 10-9
Total Score: Uncle Bigole 40-36
Uncle Bigole wins by decision!
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