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(Light-Heavyweight) Barrack the Big Cat defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, August 10, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Barrack the Big Cat!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Barrack covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Barrack leaps aside.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of painful shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dickhead annoys Barrack with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Dickhead shakes Barrack with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Barrack quickly recovers.
+Dickhead strikes with a barrage of hard blows to the ribs. Barrack sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead thumps Barrack with a stinging hook to the solar plexus!!
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-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+Dickhead clocks Barrack with a painful cross to the ribs!! Barrack covers up.
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+Dickhead clocks Barrack with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Barrack gets mad!
+Dickhead rocks Barrack with a mean cross to the chest.
+Dickhead tattoos Barrack with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus. Barrack shakes his head to clear it.
+Barrack suprises Dickhead with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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-Dickhead launches a volley of blows to the chest, but Barrack covers himself well.
+Dickhead rocks Barrack with a series of off balance shots to the stomach!
-Dickhead lunges with a left left to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dickhead fires a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead launches a pair of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dickhead charges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Barrack escapes.
+Dickhead shakes Barrack with a pair of shots to the ribs.
+Dickhead hits with a series of heavy blows to the ribs. Barrack gets mad!
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-Dickhead charges with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Barrack leaps aside.
+Dickhead hits with a series of shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead pounds Barrack with a series of blows to the stomach!! Barrack doesn't notice.
+Dickhead connects with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
-Dickhead tries a right roundhouse to the ribs, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Barrack the Big Cat landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dickhead landed 95 of 144 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9


Barrack doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Barrack covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Dickhead grazes Barrack with a volley of vicious shots to the chest!
+Dickhead suprises Barrack with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Dickhead tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Dickhead grazes Barrack with a barrage of stiff shots to the chest.
-Dickhead attacks with a uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dickhead attacks with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead belts Barrack with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead throws a right roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
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+Dickhead attacks with a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach. Barrack doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dickhead fires a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Barrack blocks.
-Dickhead throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Barrack escapes.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a flurry of stiff shots to the chest!!
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Dickhead fires a pair of nice blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead pops Barrack with a volley of nasty blows to the chest.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Barrack takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Barrack beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Barrack whacks Dickhead with a series of mean blows to the temple!!
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-Dickhead charges with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barrack the Big Cat landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 61 of 149 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18


Barrack doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead is obviously tired.



ROUND 3

Barrack covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

+Dickhead catches Barrack with a volley of nasty shots to the solar plexus. Barrack quickly recovers.
-Dickhead probes with a right hook to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dickhead fires a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
-Dickhead lunges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Barrack suprises Dickhead with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Barrack ducks.
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+Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of blows to the stomach!
-Dickhead tries a left left to the chest, but Barrack stays away from it.
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-Dickhead paws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Barrack ties him up.
+Dickhead rocks Barrack with a volley of punches to the ribs. Barrack quickly recovers.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Barrack stays away from it.
+Dickhead grazes Barrack with a barrage of strong blows to the chest. Barrack quickly recovers.
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-Dickhead tries a pair of left blows to the chest, but Barrack hides behind his gloves.
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+Dickhead throws a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
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+Dickhead scores with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead tries a series of punches to the chest, but Barrack takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead fires a left hook to the stomach, but Barrack steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Barrack leaps aside.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Barrack deftly avoits it.
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+Dickhead backs up Barrack with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead grazes Barrack with a barrage of glancing shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of furious blows to the chest!
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Barrack steps aside.
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-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Barrack the Big Cat landed 8 of 9 punches, and Dickhead landed 54 of 140 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27


Barrack doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 4

Barrack covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

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-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Barrack ducks.
-Dickhead lashes out with a left hook to the solar plexus, but Barrack leaps aside.
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-Dickhead lunges with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Barrack escapes.
-Dickhead probes with a series of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left shots to the ribs, but Barrack takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Barrack quickly backs away.
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+Dickhead tosses a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Dickhead charges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Barrack quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Barrack stays away from it.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Barrack ties him up.
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+Dickhead backs up Barrack with a straight right to the stomach! Barrack laughs!
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+Barrack hammers Dickhead with a flurry of shots to the jaw. Dickhead sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dickhead throws a series of blows to the stomach, but misses.
+Dickhead punches Barrack with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
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+Dickhead hits with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Dickhead throws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Barrack escapes.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead charges with a right sweeping right to the stomach, but Barrack ducks just in time.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Barrack ties him up.
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-Dickhead lashes out with a series of shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Barrack stays away from it.
+Dickhead punches Barrack with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Dickhead tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Barrack leaps aside.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Barrack the Big Cat landed 7 of 7 punches, and Dickhead landed 35 of 149 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 40-36


Barrack doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 5

Barrack covers up.
Dickhead comes out flailing.

+Dickhead suprises Barrack with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead attempts a left to the solar plexus, but Barrack ducks just in time.
+Barrack backs up Dickhead with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Barrack solidly lands a cross to the face. Barrack sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Dickhead begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Barrack the Big Cat wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Barrack doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: Dickhead 10-9

Barrack the Big Cat wins by a technical knockout!