Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\853387.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Obviously Tired defeated Paul "Crunch" Konerko by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.Match Wednesday, August 08, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Paul "Crunch" Konerko!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Obviously Tired!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch attempts a series of right blows to the jaw, but Tired deftly avoits it.
+Tired attacks with a volley of punches to the face. Crunch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Tired hammers Crunch with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Tired punches Crunch with a furious jab to the nose. Crunch seems wobbly!
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+Crunch throws a volley of light combinations to the jaw. Tired doesn't notice.
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+Crunch lands a flurry of strong combinations to the head.
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-Crunch fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Tired ducks just in time.
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+Tired solidly lands a jab to the eye. Crunch gets mad!
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-Crunch lashes out with a series of left combinations to the mouth, but Tired covers himself well.
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+Tired fires a barrage of punches to the temple!! Crunch shakes his head to clear it.
+Tired hits with a barrage of loud punches to the eye. Crunch grimaces in pain.
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-Crunch lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Tired wallops Crunch with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 14 of 38 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 33 of 34 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 10-9
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Tired doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tired throws a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tired wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Crunch smashes Tired with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tired takes charge with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach.
-Crunch throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Tired tattoos Crunch with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
-Crunch lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crunch throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Tired quickly backs away.
-Crunch lashes out with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tired beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crunch throws a series of stinging punches to the chest!
+Tired attacks with a flurry of solid punches to the chest.
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+Tired wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs!
+Tired pokes Crunch with a series of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 12 of 39 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 33 of 33 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 20-18
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Crunch charges with a volley of right shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Tired annoys Crunch with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
+Crunch catches Tired with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs. Tired sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Crunch paws a jab to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tired annoys Crunch with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Tired backs up Crunch with a jab to the stomach.
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-Crunch attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Crunch attacks with a straight right to the solar plexus, but Tired stays away from it.
-Crunch probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Tired beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tired suprises Crunch with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crunch lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Tired steps aside.
+Tired fires a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Crunch hammers Tired with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 11 of 42 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 30 of 30 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 30-27
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Crunch scores with a barrage of strong punches to the ribs.
-Crunch tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but Tired ducks.
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-Crunch paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tired narrowly avoids it
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-Crunch tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but Tired steps aside and laughs.
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+Tired fires a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
-Crunch paws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 10 of 37 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 7 of 7 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 39-37
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Tired attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Crunch asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tired shakes Crunch with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Crunch attacks with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Tired nails Crunch with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach. Crunch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Crunch fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Tired leaps aside.
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-Crunch attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but Tired blocks.
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-Crunch tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Tired smashes Crunch with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Crunch fires a pair of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Crunch throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Tired hurts Crunch with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 10 of 43 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 32 of 32 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 49-46
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch attacks with a volley of punches to the head, but Tired ties him up.
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+Tired lands a loud roundhouse to the nose.
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+Tired lands a pair of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 9 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 8 of 8 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 59-55
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tired rocks Crunch with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Tired paws a left jab to the chin, but Crunch backs out of it.
+Tired grazes Crunch with a straight right to the jaw.
-Crunch attempts a right roundhouse to the nose, but Tired takes it in the forearms.
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+Tired thumps Crunch with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 9 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 17 of 25 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 69-64
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Crunch lands a series of powerful combinations to the chin! Tired doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tired connects with a volley of vicious punches to the face.
-Crunch lunges with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Crunch attempts a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but Tired stays away from it.
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+Tired attacks with a barrage of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Tired lashes out with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Crunch throws a right to the chin, but Tired quickly backs away.
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-Crunch lashes out with a pair of left combinations to the head, but Tired beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tired nails Crunch with a left to the jaw!!
-Crunch charges with a right jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Crunch tries a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Tired covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 11 of 39 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 23 of 23 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 79-73
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tired solidly lands a pair of punches to the mouth. Crunch quickly recovers.
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+Tired smacks Crunch with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Tired lands a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. Crunch retreats to the far corner.
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+Tired hurts Crunch with a volley of strong punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 3 of 9 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 22 of 23 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 89-82
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tired wallops Crunch with a volley of stinging shots to the nose!
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+Tired pounds Crunch with a flurry of punches to the face!
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+Tired wallops Crunch with a volley of quick punches to the nose. Crunch falls against the ropes!
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-Tired lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Crunch narrowly avoids it
-Crunch attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Tired leaps aside.
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+Tired tattoos Crunch with a volley of solid punches to the nose. Crunch doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tired tags Crunch with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Tired hits with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 8 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 33 of 42 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 99-91
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Tired quickly backs away.
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-Crunch launches a right cross to the head, but Tired leaps aside.
+Tired shakes Crunch with a hard left to the jaw.
+Crunch hammers Tired with a barrage of punches to the mouth!
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+Tired staggers Crunch with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
+Tired jolts Crunch with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Crunch lashes out with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but Tired ducks just in time.
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+Tired pounds Crunch with a pair of combinations to the temple.
+Tired lands a series of punches to the chin.
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-Crunch throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tired deftly avoits it.
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+Crunch pummels Tired with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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-Crunch tries to land a volley of right combinations to the temple, but Tired backs out of it.
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+Tired annoys Crunch with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Tired belts Crunch with a off balance straight right to the temple!! Crunch is hurt!
+Tired pounds Crunch with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 10 of 36 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 39 of 39 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 109-100
Crunch is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Tired remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tired wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the eye.
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+Tired pounds Crunch with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crunch throws a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Crunch lashes out with a left jab to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Crunch fires a volley of right combinations to the face, but to no avail.
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+Crunch connects with a barrage of commanding combinations to the head.
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-Crunch paws a flurry of combinations to the head, but Tired escapes.
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-Crunch attempts a right cross to the face, but misses.
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-Crunch fires a jab to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 8 of 39 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 8 of 8 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 118-110
Crunch is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Tired remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 2: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 3: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 6: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 7: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 8: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 9: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 10: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 11: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Obviously Tired 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 2: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 3: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 6: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 7: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 8: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 9: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 10: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 11: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Obviously Tired 118-110
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 2: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 3: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 6: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 7: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 8: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 9: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 10: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 11: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Obviously Tired 118-110
Obviously Tired wins by decision!
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