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(Super-Bantamweight) George W. Stupid defeated Asenath Kytara by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Thursday, July 19, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is George W. Stupid!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Asenath Kytara!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Stupid moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Kytara moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Stupid hits with a glancing jab to the jaw. Kytara hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kytara wallops Stupid with a volley of stinging punches to the chest!! Stupid covers up.
+Stupid punches Kytara with a glancing right to the jaw.
+Stupid lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
+Stupid hits with a flurry of light punches to the head. Kytara ignores it.
+Stupid tags Kytara with a series of punches to the ribs. Kytara laughs!
+Stupid thumps Kytara with a volley of solid punches to the mouth! Kytara sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Kytara pokes Stupid with a series of strong punches to the eye.
+Stupid solidly lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Stupid lands a volley of light punches to the mouth.
+Stupid fires a flurry of punches to the eye!! Kytara grimaces in pain.
+Kytara throws a pair of punches to the face.
+Stupid wallops Kytara with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach! Kytara falls against the ropes!
+Stupid tosses a pair of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Kytara lands a series of off balance punches to the nose. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Stupid hits with a volley of mean punches to the chin!!
+Kytara stuns Stupid with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
+Kytara pops Stupid with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Kytara wallops Stupid with a series of punches to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Kytara fires a series of commanding punches to the temple.
+Kytara throws a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Kytara tags Stupid with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Kytara throws a flurry of wild punches to the temple!!
+Stupid smashes Kytara with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
+Kytara smashes Stupid with a barrage of vicious punches to the face. Stupid sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Stupid grazes Kytara with a solid left to the eye. Kytara beats a hasty retreat.
+Kytara fires a series of punches to the jaw. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Kytara tags Stupid with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Kytara hurts Stupid with a flurry of nasty blows to the temple.
...
+Kytara pops Stupid with a volley of strong punches to the eye. Stupid seems wobbly!
+Kytara nails Stupid with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach!
+Stupid smashes Kytara with a pair of punches to the mouth.
...
+Kytara scores with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
+Stupid tags Kytara with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus. Kytara laughs!
+Stupid hits with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
+Stupid fires a volley of light punches to the chest. Kytara grimaces in pain.
+Stupid jolts Kytara with a stinging roundhouse to the ribs. Kytara asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Stupid throws a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
+Stupid belts Kytara with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
+Kytara pounds Stupid with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Kytara attacks with a volley of furious shots to the chin.
+Stupid stuns Kytara with a stinging roundhouse to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Stupid attacks with a series of blows to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

George W. Stupid landed 99 of 100 punches, and Asenath Kytara landed 95 of 95 punches.

George W. Stupid won the round 10-9

George W. Stupid is winning the fight 10-9


Stupid doesn't want to stop fighting!

Kytara doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Kytara throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Kytara jolts Stupid with an elbow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
...
+Stupid hits Kytara with a series of combinations to the temple. Kytara shakes his head to clear it.
...
+Stupid fires a series of painful combinations to the nose!!
Stupid lands a devestating haymaker and Kytara is flattened!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Kytara struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Kytara pops Stupid with a series of hooks to the mouth.
+Stupid solidly lands a volley of nice combinations to the head! Kytara beats a hasty retreat.
Stupid lands a powerful left haymaker and Kytara is flattened!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
George W. Stupid wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stupid doesn't even want to rest!

Kytara remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George W. Stupid 10-9

George W. Stupid wins by a knockout!