Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\850863.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Silly Sal Stunner defeated Paul "Crunch" Konerko by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Wednesday, July 18, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Paul "Crunch" Konerko!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Silly Sal Stunner!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
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-Crunch tries to land a series of combinations to the nose, but Stunner steps aside.
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-Crunch charges with a volley of combinations to the nose, but Stunner blocks.
+Stunner scores with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Stunner smacks Crunch with a series of hard punches to the face.
-Crunch attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but Stunner escapes.
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+Stunner hammers Crunch with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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+Stunner belts Crunch with a nasty straight right to the chin.
-Crunch attempts a right right to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Stunner hits with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Crunch hammers Stunner with a pair of vicious combinations to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 10 of 40 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 30 of 31 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 10-9
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Stunner doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Crunch attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner blocks.
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+Crunch punches Stunner with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Stunner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Stunner punches Crunch with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Crunch charges with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner hides behind his gloves.
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-Crunch tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Stunner tattoos Crunch with a volley of glancing punches to the face. Crunch backpedals to his own corner.
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+Stunner tosses a series of punches to the head.
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+Stunner nails Crunch with a volley of punches to the jaw. Crunch quickly recovers.
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+Stunner jars Crunch with a barrage of quick punches to the chin!
-Crunch paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Stunner ducks just in time.
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+Stunner drills Crunch with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Crunch punches Stunner with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach. Stunner asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 10 of 39 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 28 of 33 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 20-18
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Stunner attacks with a wild jab to the jaw.
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-Crunch lunges with a sweeping right to the chest, but Stunner deftly avoits it.
-Crunch lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Stunner rocks Crunch with a volley of punches to the temple!
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+Stunner hits with a pair of hard punches to the chin.
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+Stunner connects with a straight right to the mouth.
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-Crunch lashes out with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Crunch attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Crunch lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Stunner throws a series of punches to the nose!
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-Crunch lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
+Crunch shakes Stunner with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Stunner fires a stiff right to the chest.
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+Stunner lands a volley of vicious shots to the stomach! Crunch quickly recovers.
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+Crunch throws a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 11 of 40 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 29 of 29 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 30-27
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Stunner blocks.
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-Crunch attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Stunner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crunch tries to land a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
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-Crunch attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crunch attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
-Crunch throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Stunner hurts Crunch with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Crunch hits Stunner with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 8 of 39 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 39-37
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner fires a flurry of commanding punches to the eye!! Crunch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Stunner tattoos Crunch with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. Crunch ignores it.
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-Crunch throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Crunch fires a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Stunner sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Stunner connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Crunch lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Crunch throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Crunch launches a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Stunner hides behind his gloves.
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+Stunner thumps Crunch with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Stunner jolts Crunch with a pair of loud punches to the nose.
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-Crunch throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Stunner escapes.
-Crunch charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Stunner hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 11 of 40 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 31 of 31 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 49-46
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner hurts Crunch with a pair of strong punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 8 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 6 of 9 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 59-55
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Stunner covers himself well.
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+Stunner drills Crunch with a loud jab to the mouth. Crunch covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 7 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 6 of 9 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 69-64
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner tosses a series of nice combinations to the stomach.
-Crunch throws a series of right blows to the eye, but Stunner backs out of it.
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-Crunch throws a barrage of left combinations to the face, but fails to score.
-Crunch lunges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Stunner leaps aside.
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-Crunch probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Stunner quickly backs away.
-Crunch paws a left combination to the head, but misses.
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-Crunch charges with a jab to the eye, but Stunner beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crunch hits with a strong jab to the nose. Stunner shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 7 of 38 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 78-74
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner jolts Crunch with a left to the temple.
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-Crunch attempts a left jab to the mouth, but Stunner takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 8 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 7 of 8 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 88-83
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Stunner wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crunch probes with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 8 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 7 of 8 punches.
Silly Sal Stunner won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 98-92
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch fires a right straight right to the chin, but Stunner blocks.
+Stunner strikes with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Crunch attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Crunch charges with a flurry of combinations to the eye, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
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+Crunch hits with a barrage of wild combinations to the chin. Stunner beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crunch launches a series of punches to the chin, but Stunner steps aside and laughs.
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-Crunch attempts a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Crunch lunges with a jab to the eye, but Stunner ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 7 of 40 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 9 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 107-102
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Stunner is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Crunch throws a cross to the nose, but Stunner leaps aside.
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+Crunch annoys Stunner with a volley of strong punches to the mouth.
-Crunch lunges with a pair of left combinations to the head, but Stunner narrowly avoids it
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-Crunch probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but Stunner escapes.
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-Crunch throws a volley of left punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Stunner pokes Crunch with a volley of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 8 of 40 punches, and Silly Sal Stunner landed 8 of 8 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Silly Sal Stunner is winning the fight 116-112
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Stunner doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 7: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 8: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 9: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 10: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 11: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Silly Sal Stunner 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 7: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 8: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 9: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 10: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 11: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Silly Sal Stunner 116-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 2: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 3: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 6: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 7: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 8: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 9: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 10: Silly Sal Stunner 10-9
Round 11: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Silly Sal Stunner 116-112
Silly Sal Stunner wins by decision!
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