Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\849121.htm on local disk...(Featherweight) Obviously Tired defeated Paul "Crunch" Konerko by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 118-110.Match Wednesday, July 04, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Paul "Crunch" Konerko!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Obviously Tired!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Crunch tags Tired with a series of strong shots to the head.
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-Crunch probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Tired deftly avoits it.
-Crunch attacks with a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Crunch attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Tired backs out of it.
-Crunch launches a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Tired stays away from it.
-Crunch attacks with a series of right combinations to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Crunch pokes Tired with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. Tired doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tired hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Crunch tries a volley of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Tired jolts Crunch with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Tired fires a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Tired attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Tired annoys Crunch with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Tired hurts Crunch with a jab to the head! Crunch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crunch pummels Tired with a volley of hard shots to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 13 of 38 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 32 of 32 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 10-9
Crunch doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tired doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Tired quickly backs away.
+Crunch pounds Tired with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Crunch suprises Tired with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Tired grimaces in pain.
+Tired pounds Crunch with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus. Crunch falls against the ropes!
-Crunch tries a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Tired steps aside and laughs.
+Tired annoys Crunch with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Tired backs up Crunch with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Crunch attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Tired smashes Crunch with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
-Crunch attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Crunch lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Tired beats a hasty retreat.
+Tired hammers Crunch with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Crunch quickly recovers.
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+Tired suprises Crunch with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 13 of 38 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 30 of 34 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 20-18
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Tired backs out of it.
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-Crunch attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Crunch attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Tired attacks with a pair of furious punches to the stomach. Crunch doesn't seem bothered.
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+Crunch staggers Tired with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Crunch tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Crunch charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Tired quickly backs away.
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+Tired tags Crunch with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Crunch gets mad!
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+Tired lands a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
+Tired tags Crunch with a wild jab to the stomach!!
+Tired annoys Crunch with a series of stinging punches to the ribs!
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-Crunch charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Tired backs out of it.
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+Crunch staggers Tired with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 12 of 38 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 33 of 33 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 30-27
Crunch doesn't even want to rest!
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Crunch tags Tired with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crunch tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Tired deftly avoits it.
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+Crunch fires a pair of hard punches to the chest.
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+Tired shakes Crunch with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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-Crunch attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Crunch charges with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Crunch tries a left to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Crunch probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Crunch throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 10 of 42 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 8 of 8 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 39-37
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Crunch is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Crunch jolts Tired with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus. Tired ignores it.
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+Tired solidly lands a series of loud punches to the chest.
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+Tired hammers Crunch with a barrage of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Crunch launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Tired throws a nice jab to the ribs.
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-Crunch lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Crunch probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Tired scores with a barrage of solid shots to the chest!! Crunch hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crunch lashes out with a right right to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Crunch paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
+Tired drills Crunch with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Crunch strikes with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Crunch lashes out with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Tired takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 11 of 37 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 28 of 31 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 49-46
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Tired blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 2 of 8 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 6 of 8 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 59-55
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tired attacks with a roundhouse to the chin, but Crunch quickly backs away.
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-Tired launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Crunch hides behind his gloves.
+Tired thumps Crunch with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth. Crunch laughs!
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+Tired hits with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Tired smacks Crunch with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 3 of 8 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 16 of 24 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 69-64
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Tired steps aside and laughs.
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-Crunch probes with a right combination to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Crunch throws a volley of combinations to the mouth, but Tired blocks.
-Crunch lashes out with a volley of combinations to the temple, but Tired stays away from it.
+Tired punches Crunch with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Crunch tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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+Tired drills Crunch with a pair of vicious punches to the eye. Crunch falls against the ropes!
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+Tired connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth!
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+Crunch fires a barrage of off balance combinations to the face.
+Crunch jolts Tired with a cross to the temple.
+Tired throws a pair of punches to the face. Crunch seems wobbly!
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-Crunch launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Tired quickly backs away.
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+Tired strikes with a barrage of quick punches to the chin! Crunch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 13 of 41 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 24 of 24 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 79-73
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Tired attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tired tags Crunch with a volley of vicious punches to the temple. Crunch gets mad!
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+Tired catches Crunch with a nasty jab to the face.
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+Tired suprises Crunch with a jab to the mouth. Crunch sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 3 of 8 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 16 of 25 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 89-82
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tired doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Crunch is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Tired jolts Crunch with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Tired fires a barrage of punches to the face. Crunch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Tired attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Tired punches Crunch with a volley of punches to the jaw. Crunch laughs!
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+Tired tosses a series of punches to the head.
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-Crunch tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Tired fires a series of left punches to the head, but Crunch leaps aside.
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+Tired pops Crunch with a series of punches to the temple. Crunch falls against the ropes!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 3 of 8 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 26 of 37 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 99-91
Crunch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tired remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Tired fires a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
+Tired pokes Crunch with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Crunch retreats to the far corner.
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-Crunch charges with a volley of right combinations to the head, but Tired ties him up.
+Tired punches Crunch with a jab to the jaw.
+Tired lands a volley of off balance punches to the head!!
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-Crunch tries a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crunch lunges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Crunch tosses a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Tired tags Crunch with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. Crunch beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tired punches Crunch with a series of nasty punches to the face. Crunch grimaces in pain.
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+Tired pokes Crunch with a pair of hard punches to the mouth!
+Tired throws a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Tired fires a pair of light punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 11 of 39 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 38 of 38 punches.
Obviously Tired won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 109-100
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tired remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Crunch tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Tired is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Crunch attacks with a volley of left punches to the face, but Tired hides behind his gloves.
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+Tired pops Crunch with a jab to the jaw.
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+Crunch drills Tired with a barrage of painful combinations to the eye.
-Crunch paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Crunch paws a series of combinations to the eye, but Tired covers himself well.
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-Crunch attacks with a pair of combinations to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Tired attacks with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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-Crunch tries a series of right combinations to the chin, but Tired escapes.
-Crunch tries a barrage of combinations to the head, but Tired stays away from it.
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+Crunch rocks Tired with a series of loud punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Paul "Crunch" Konerko landed 8 of 41 punches, and Obviously Tired landed 8 of 8 punches.
Paul "Crunch" Konerko won the round 10-9
Obviously Tired is winning the fight 118-110
Crunch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tired remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 2: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 3: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 6: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 7: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 8: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 9: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 10: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 11: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Obviously Tired 118-110
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 2: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 3: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 6: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 7: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 8: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 9: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 10: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 11: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Obviously Tired 118-110
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 2: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 3: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 4: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Round 5: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 6: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 7: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 8: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 9: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 10: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 11: Obviously Tired 10-9
Round 12: Paul "Crunch" Konerko 10-9
Total Score: Obviously Tired 118-110
Obviously Tired wins by decision!
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