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(Light-Heavyweight) Emo defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Friday, June 29, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 172 pounds (78 kilograms) is Dickhead!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 169 pounds (77 kilograms) is Emo!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Dickhead whacks Emo with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs!
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+Dickhead solidly lands a flurry of shots to the chest. Emo doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dickhead fires a nice left to the chest.
+Emo thumps Dickhead with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth.
+Dickhead tattoos Emo with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead fires a loud uppercut to the chest!
+Emo catches Dickhead with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Dickhead hammers Emo with a mean hook to the ribs. Emo falls against the ropes!
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+Dickhead lands a cross to the ribs.
+Dickhead jolts Emo with a volley of painful shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead scores with a volley of powerful blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead drills Emo with a pair of powerful punches to the chest. Emo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dickhead tattoos Emo with a barrage of solid blows to the solar plexus!
+Emo attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Emo staggers Dickhead with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
+Emo punches Dickhead with a barrage of blows to the eye. Dickhead quickly recovers.
+Dickhead wallops Emo with a series of nasty blows to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
+Dickhead tattoos Emo with a flurry of solid shots to the chest!!
+Emo scores with a flurry of punches to the head!
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+Dickhead fires a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Emo hits Dickhead with a barrage of shots to the eye. Dickhead falls against the ropes!
+Dickhead strikes with a volley of light shots to the chest.
+Dickhead attacks with a flurry of glancing blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead hits with a barrage of hard shots to the ribs!
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+Dickhead fires a flurry of nasty blows to the ribs!
+Dickhead fires a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead solidly lands a barrage of nice punches to the stomach!
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of nice shots to the stomach. Emo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a flurry of mean punches to the chest.
+Dickhead fires a stinging sweeping right to the stomach.
+Dickhead pounds Emo with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs!
+Dickhead belts Emo with a volley of strong shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead jars Emo with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead lands a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead tosses a flurry of loud punches to the solar plexus. Emo laughs!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 142 of 151 punches, and Emo landed 38 of 38 punches.

Dickhead won the round 10-9

Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9


Dickhead grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Emo remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dickhead fires a flurry of hard blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead shakes Emo with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead stuns Emo with a pair of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead jolts Emo with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Dickhead tosses a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
+Dickhead smacks Emo with a barrage of painful blows to the stomach.
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+Emo fires a nasty left to the ribs!
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+Emo fires a series of loud blows to the eye.
+Dickhead strikes with a pair of light shots to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead drills Emo with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Dickhead pokes Emo with a pair of punches to the stomach!! Emo backpedals to his own corner.
+Dickhead hits Emo with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs. Emo beats a hasty retreat.
+Dickhead fires a volley of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead catches Emo with a quick jab to the chest!!
+Emo wallops Dickhead with a pair of blows to the ribs. Dickhead covers up.
Emo lands a slow motion left uppercut and Dickhead bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dickhead hits with a volley of quick shots to the stomach. Emo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead tosses a loud roundhouse to the stomach.
+Dickhead hammers Emo with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead fires a off balance jab to the stomach.
+Dickhead lashes out with a roundhouse to the stomach. Emo beats a hasty retreat.
+Emo annoys Dickhead with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus. Emo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead hits Emo with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Emo punches Dickhead with a pair of hard punches to the temple!
+Dickhead solidly lands a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Emo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Emo whacks Dickhead with a flurry of punches to the eye! Dickhead ignores it.
+Dickhead pounds Emo with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Dickhead annoys Emo with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead throws a series of glancing punches to the chest.
+Emo throws a barrage of strong punches to the chin! Dickhead is hurt!
+Dickhead fires a stiff right to the stomach.
+Dickhead smashes Emo with a flurry of stiff blows to the stomach.
+Dickhead grazes Emo with a barrage of stinging blows to the ribs.
+Dickhead slams Emo with a roundhouse to the stomach. Emo seems wobbly!
+Emo tags Dickhead with a volley of shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
+Dickhead staggers Emo with a volley of shots to the chest. Emo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dickhead pounds Emo with a wild left to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 127 of 127 punches, and Emo landed 39 of 39 punches.

Emo won the round 10-8

Emo is winning the fight 19-18


Dickhead looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

Emo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

+Dickhead backs up Emo with a hook to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead hits with a series of loud shots to the chest!
+Dickhead belts Emo with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus!!
+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
+Dickhead thumps Emo with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a series of punches to the chest! Emo sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dickhead hits with a mean left to the solar plexus.
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-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Emo escapes.
+Dickhead lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Emo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Emo connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+Emo grazes Dickhead with a volley of hard punches to the face.
+Dickhead wallops Emo with a solid right to the solar plexus.
+Dickhead scores with a volley of stiff shots to the chest. Emo ignores it.
-Dickhead attempts a right right to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Dickhead connects with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus. Emo asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Emo hits with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
Emo lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Dickhead's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE
Dickhead struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Emo punches Dickhead with a painful straight right to the jaw. Dickhead is hurt!
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+Dickhead stuns Emo with a barrage of loud shots to the stomach!
+Emo backs up Dickhead with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Emo tosses a quick jab to the face.
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+Dickhead tattoos Emo with a flurry of blows to the chest.
+Emo smashes Dickhead with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Dickhead throws a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Emo steps aside and laughs.
+Dickhead thumps Emo with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
+Dickhead annoys Emo with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs.
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-Dickhead charges with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Emo covers himself well.
+Dickhead fires a series of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Dickhead hits with a right to the ribs.
+Dickhead thumps Emo with a jab to the ribs.
+Dickhead pounds Emo with a jab to the chest.
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-Dickhead paws a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Emo covers himself well.
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+Emo throws a series of vicious shots to the jaw.
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+Dickhead wallops Emo with a volley of hard blows to the ribs.
+Emo grazes Dickhead with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth! Dickhead asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead punches Emo with a volley of nasty blows to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Dickhead landed 115 of 146 punches, and Emo landed 39 of 39 punches.

Emo won the round 10-8

Emo is winning the fight 29-26


Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Emo is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dickhead comes out flailing.
Emo stays outside and uses his jab.

-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Emo slams Dickhead with a pair of strong punches to the head. Dickhead covers up. Emo attacks like a wild man! Dickhead falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Emo wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Emo is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Emo 10-8
Round 3: Emo 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Emo 10-8
Round 3: Emo 10-8


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Emo 10-8
Round 3: Emo 10-8

Emo wins by a technical knockout!