Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\848238.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated "Suckle My Knuckle" by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, June 25, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is "Suckle My Knuckle"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Suckle My Knuckle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
30-06 comes out fighting.
+Suckle My Knuckle wallops 30-06 with a commanding hook to the eye.
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+Suckle My Knuckle stuns 30-06 with a barrage of uppercuts to the jaw. 30-06 doesn't notice.
Suckle My Knuckle lands a terrific smash to the jaw and 30-06 falls to the canvas!!
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SIX
30-06 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+30-06 hits Suckle My Knuckle with a series of vicious shots to the head.
30-06 lands a resounding haymaker and Suckle My Knuckle is flattened!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Suckle My Knuckle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
30-06 doesn't even want to rest!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!
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