Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\847997.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Jim Lahey defeated VAGINA by unanimous decision: 40-39, 40-39, 40-39.Match Saturday, June 23, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Jim Lahey!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is VAGINA!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Lahey covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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+Vagina lands a pair of glancing punches to the chest. Lahey grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim Lahey landed 4 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Lahey doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Lahey covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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+Lahey catches Vagina with a barrage of punches to the chin. Vagina covers up.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim Lahey landed 4 of 7 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 7 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Lahey doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Lahey covers up.
Vagina covers up.
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The fighters circle.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim Lahey landed 4 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 4 of 8 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Lahey doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Lahey covers up.
Vagina covers up.
-Vagina attempts a volley of left shots to the face, but to no avail.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Jim Lahey landed 4 of 8 punches, and VAGINA landed 3 of 8 punches.
Jim Lahey won the round 10-9
Jim Lahey is winning the fight 40-39
Lahey doesn't want to stop fighting!
Vagina doesn't want to stop fighting!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Jim Lahey 10-9
Total Score: Jim Lahey 40-39
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Jim Lahey 10-9
Total Score: Jim Lahey 40-39
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Jim Lahey 10-9
Total Score: Jim Lahey 40-39
Jim Lahey wins by decision!
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