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(Strawweight) Straw Luch defeated Cheez the Dork by majority decision: 115-113, 114-114, 115-113.

Match Monday, June 18, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cheez the Dork!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Luch!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw connects with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Cheez launches a hook to the chest, but falls short.
+Straw annoys Cheez with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Straw rocks Cheez with a barrage of loud blows to the eye!!
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw lands a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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+Straw attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the chin!! Cheez beats a hasty retreat.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cheez hits with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
-Cheez tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Straw throws a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 6 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 29 of 33 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 10-9


Cheez doesn't want to stop fighting!

Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cheez lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw fires a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
-Cheez fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Straw escapes.
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-Cheez attempts a left to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Cheez hits with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Straw catches Cheez with a jab to the chin.
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+Straw throws a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
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+Straw lands a sweeping right to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 7 of 23 punches, and Straw Luch landed 31 of 32 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 20-18


Cheez doesn't even want to rest!

Straw doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw smashes Cheez with a painful roundhouse to the face. Cheez seems wobbly!
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-Cheez charges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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-Cheez tries to land a flurry of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Cheez paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Straw covers himself well.
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+Straw punches Cheez with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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+Cheez connects with a vicious right to the chest.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 7 of 20 punches, and Straw Luch landed 20 of 23 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 30-27


Cheez doesn't even want to rest!

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cheez paws a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Straw covers himself well.
-Cheez attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Straw backs out of it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Straw tattoos Cheez with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Cheez grimaces in pain.
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+Cheez wakes up the fans with a commanding straight right to the ribs.
+Straw scores with a flurry of hard shots to the mouth.
-Straw fires a volley of right punches to the head, but Cheez hides behind his gloves.
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+Straw hits with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. Cheez shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cheez probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez shakes Straw with a pair of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but Straw covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 17 of 48 punches, and Straw Luch landed 12 of 25 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 39-37


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Straw lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez jolts Straw with a barrage of stiff blows to the stomach.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez charges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-Cheez probes with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Straw blocks.
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+Cheez hits Straw with a barrage of blows to the stomach.
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-Cheez probes with a cross to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw grazes Cheez with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Cheez launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Straw covers himself well.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw pokes Cheez with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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-Cheez probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Straw backs out of it.
+Cheez tattoos Straw with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Straw charges with a left straight right to the temple, but Cheez leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 48 punches, and Straw Luch landed 11 of 24 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 48-47


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Straw smacks Cheez with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Cheez quickly recovers.
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-Cheez probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Cheez fires a right hook to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Cheez leaps aside.
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+Straw lands a series of strong punches to the nose. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Cheez lands a series of stinging blows to the stomach.
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+Straw slams Cheez with a stinging right to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Straw blocks.
-Cheez lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chest, but Straw ties him up.
+Cheez clocks Straw with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
+Straw throws a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Cheez fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez drills Straw with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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-Straw attempts a series of punches to the face, but Cheez escapes.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 50 punches, and Straw Luch landed 17 of 35 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 58-56


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Straw launches a series of left punches to the face, but Cheez ties him up.
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-Cheez lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Cheez jolts Straw with a solid straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez charges with a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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-Cheez launches a pair of left punches to the chest, but Straw narrowly avoids it
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw catches Cheez with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth! Cheez falls against the ropes!
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cheez clocks Straw with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Straw throws a series of painful punches to the head!!
-Cheez probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez launches a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Cheez attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but Straw ducks just in time.
+Cheez wallops Straw with a flurry of light shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 15 of 52 punches, and Straw Luch landed 12 of 24 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 67-66


Cheez remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Cheez grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cheez attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but Straw backs out of it.
-Cheez charges with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Straw blocks.
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+Straw catches Cheez with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose!
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-Cheez launches a pair of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tattoos Cheez with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Cheez sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Straw jolts Cheez with a series of blows to the nose!!
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+Straw fires a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Cheez backpedals to his own corner.
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+Straw punches Cheez with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 7 of 24 punches, and Straw Luch landed 28 of 32 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 77-75


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cheez fires a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez probes with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Cheez charges with a pair of shots to the stomach, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw launches a flurry of shots to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Cheez hits with a pair of nasty blows to the stomach.
+Straw smacks Cheez with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw!!
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-Straw charges with a uppercut to the head, but to no avail.
+Cheez grazes Straw with a pair of mean shots to the chest.
-Cheez lashes out with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Straw tattoos Cheez with a flurry of quick shots to the mouth.
+Cheez hits with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach!!
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-Cheez probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Cheez throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Cheez scores with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Cheez throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Straw quickly backs away.
-Cheez launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 57 punches, and Straw Luch landed 12 of 25 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 86-85


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw hits with a flurry of furious punches to the temple. Cheez sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Cheez attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Straw stays away from it.
-Cheez fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Straw deftly avoits it.
+Straw tags Cheez with a volley of commanding punches to the chest!
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+Straw drills Cheez with a pair of punches to the chin!
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cheez pops Straw with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Cheez attempts a series of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw whacks Cheez with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw charges with a series of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Cheez fires a flurry of right shots to the chest, but Straw ducks just in time.
-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Cheez attacks with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Straw ducks just in time.
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+Cheez wallops Straw with a strong jab to the stomach.
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-Cheez lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Straw steps aside and laughs.
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-Cheez probes with a right left to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Cheez lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Straw ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 17 of 48 punches, and Straw Luch landed 21 of 30 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Straw Luch is winning the fight 96-95


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Cheez drills Straw with a pair of blows to the stomach.
-Cheez tries a hook to the solar plexus, but Straw backs out of it.
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-Cheez probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Straw fires a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw annoys Cheez with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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-Cheez lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Straw stays away from it.
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-Cheez attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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+Cheez pummels Straw with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Cheez attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Cheez whacks Straw with a hook to the solar plexus. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Straw jars Cheez with a flurry of punches to the temple!!
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cheez charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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-Cheez throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Cheez charges with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
-Straw attempts a right jab to the face, but Cheez deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 16 of 53 punches, and Straw Luch landed 12 of 26 punches.

Cheez the Dork won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Cheez clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Straw is using the ring. (using the ring)

Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cheez probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Cheez attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Straw ducks.
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+Cheez tattoos Straw with a nasty cross to the ribs.
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+Cheez backs up Straw with a volley of hard punches to the stomach. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cheez hits with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cheez throws a series of left shots to the chest, but Straw ties him up.
Straw tries to attack, but Cheez hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits Cheez with a straight right to the jaw!
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+Straw backs up Cheez with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Cheez fires a left sweeping right to the stomach, but Straw steps aside.
+Cheez staggers Straw with a flurry of heavy blows to the chest.
-Cheez probes with a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Straw escapes.
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+Straw hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Straw scores with a pair of strong punches to the nose.
-Cheez attempts a jab to the stomach, but Straw backs out of it.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
-Cheez probes with a hook to the stomach, but Straw deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cheez the Dork landed 18 of 56 punches, and Straw Luch landed 20 of 33 punches.

Straw Luch won the round 10-9

Straw Luch is winning the fight 115-114


Cheez grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Straw is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 8: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Straw Luch 10-9

Total Score: Straw Luch 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 8: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Cheez the Dork 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 2: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 3: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 4: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 5: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 6: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 7: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 8: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 9: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 10: Straw Luch 10-9
Round 11: Cheez the Dork 10-9
Round 12: Straw Luch 10-9

Total Score: Straw Luch 115-113

Straw Luch wins by decision!