Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\847015.htm on local disk...(Super-Featherweight) John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland defeated Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Wednesday, June 13, 2012In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jedi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Jedi catches Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a loud hook to the solar plexus. Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes his head to clear it.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Jedi deftly avoits it.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lashes out with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Jedi ducks.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits with a series of shots to the stomach.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Jedi quickly backs away.
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-Jedi lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes steps aside and laughs.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jedi lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes takes charge with a loud hook to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 17 of 30 punches, and Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN landed 8 of 24 punches.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 10-9
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't want to stop fighting!
Jedi doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Jedi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits with a series of light blows to the ribs.
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-Jedi tries to land a left hook to the ribs, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes escapes.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Jedi ties him up.
Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jedi hits with a series of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes paws a series of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Jedi tries to attack, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes pummels Jedi with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Jedi tries a pair of left blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes hits with a flurry of powerful shots to the chest.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 17 of 31 punches, and Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN landed 5 of 24 punches.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-9
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 20-18
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
Jedi grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 3
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
Jedi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Jedi shakes Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a flurry of hard shots to the solar plexus.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries a flurry of blows to the chest, but Jedi narrowly avoids it
+Jedi hammers Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a quick uppercut to the chest.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fires a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a blood spattering blow to the temple and Jedi's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Jedi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jedi tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Jedi lashes out with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes blocks.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes punches Jedi with a left to the stomach.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes Jedi with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Jedi doesn't notice.
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a bone crushing right hook and Jedi is knocked out of the ring!!
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Jedi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes tries to attack, but Jedi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jedi fires a barrage of shots to the chest, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes steps aside and laughs.
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-Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Jedi stays away from it.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes smacks Jedi with a pair of quick blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland landed 22 of 42 punches, and Jedi Mind Tricked Admin WIN landed 1 of 23 punches.
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland won the round 10-7
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland is winning the fight 30-25
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
Jedi looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 4
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes fights inside. (inside)
Jedi is brawling. (inside)
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-Jedi throws a volley of shots to the chest, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes ties him up.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes pokes Jedi with a loud roundhouse to the face.
-Jedi attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Jedi fires a left left to the stomach, but Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes covers himself well.
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+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes wallops Jedi with a volley of vicious shots to the nose.
+Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes shakes Jedi with a flurry of shots to the mouth!
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes lands a thundering blow to the temple and Jedi is flattened!!
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He's Out!
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Praise The Lord And Pass The Snakes doesn't even want to rest!
Jedi can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-7
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 2: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-9
Round 3: John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland 10-7
John "Praise the Lord and Pass the Snakes" Noland wins by a knockout!
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